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Arizona Shoots

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http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html

According to the article it appears that people who have sex on a regular basis tend to live longer, healthier lives. For some people, the only way they'd ever get laid is if they paid for it. By criminalizing prostitution are we denying some people "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?" And, can we now refer to your friendly neighborhood hooker as Dr.?

Discuss.

Mar 11 06 05:07 pm Link

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UnoMundo

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Olympia, Washington, US

No! THERAPIST is the term!

the thought of Dr Ruth naked does nasty things to my mind and body

Mar 11 06 05:09 pm Link

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Justin N Lane

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Brooklyn, New York, US

John Jebbia wrote:
For some people, the only way they'd ever get laid is if they paid for it. Discuss.

if they're unrealistic anti-social assholes, sure.

Mar 11 06 05:14 pm Link

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Arizona Shoots

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Justin N Lane wrote:
if they're unrealistic anti-social assholes, sure.

So, should "unrealistic anti-social assholes" be denied life. liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

Mar 11 06 05:20 pm Link

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K-A

Posts: 724

Healdsburg, California, US

John Jebbia wrote:
According to the article it appears that people who have sex on a regular basis tend to live longer, healthier lives.
And, can we now refer to your friendly neighborhood hooker as Dr.?

OK, green tea as an antioxidant can lead to longer, healthier life but I don't refer to it as my "physician".  I think "medicine" as an analogy is slightly more apropos...

John Jebbia wrote:
By criminalizing prostitution are we denying some people "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?"

Yes.   What's more, the legalization of prostitution would help to insure the safety of clients and aforementioned service professionals.

Mar 11 06 05:20 pm Link

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UnoMundo

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Olympia, Washington, US

Justin N Lane wrote:

if they're unrealistic anti-social assholes, sure.

what if  I look  like quasimodo and have money like donald trump.

where will I find love?

Mar 11 06 05:21 pm Link

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Mortonovich

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San Diego, California, US

"sex on a regular basis tend to live longer . . ."

I should have been dead a long time ago.

Mar 11 06 05:22 pm Link

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UnoMundo

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Olympia, Washington, US

Kristin Anne wrote:

John Jebbia wrote:
According to the article it appears that people who have sex on a regular basis tend to live longer, healthier lives.
And, can we now refer to your friendly neighborhood hooker as Dr.?

OK, green tea as an antioxidant can lead to longer, healthier life but I don't refer to it as my "physician".  I think "medicine" as an analogy is slightly more apropos...

Yes.   What's more, the legalization of prostitution would help to insure the safety of clients and aforementioned service professionals.

nehe neh neh neh, I live in Nevada!

Mar 11 06 05:33 pm Link

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Mike Cummings

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Have two orgasms and call me in the morning...

Mar 11 06 05:37 pm Link

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UnoMundo

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Olympia, Washington, US

Mike Cummings wrote:
https://www.feckweed.com/images/doctor.jpg
Have two orgasms and call me in the morning...

you are ass backwards
you have to CALL a girl before you have two orgasms.

better call a CALL girl and guarantee two genuine - not fake - orgasms

Mar 11 06 05:39 pm Link

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Dave Krueger

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Huntsville, Alabama, US

John Jebbia wrote:
By criminalizing prostitution are we denying some people "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?"

It's a little more basic than that.  Criminalizing prostitution shows complete ignorance of the basic relationship between men and women and it's roll in the survival of the species.   All women are prostitutes and all men are johns.   The people who prosecute prostitutes are basically reincarnations of the people who once prosecuted people for saying the earth revolves around the sun.

Mar 11 06 06:47 pm Link

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Lapis

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Chicago, Illinois, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

what if  I look  like quasimodo and have money like donald trump.

where will I find love?

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-on … gency.com/

Mar 11 06 06:51 pm Link

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Craig A McKenzie

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Marine City, Michigan, US

I wonder how that would be coded for BlueCross???
And when the statements arrive in the mail, would my wife know???

Mar 11 06 06:53 pm Link

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Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

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Portland, Oregon, US

John Jebbia wrote:
http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html

According to the article it appears that people who have sex on a regular basis tend to live longer, healthier lives. For some people, the only way they'd ever get laid is if they paid for it. By criminalizing prostitution are we denying some people "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?" And, can we now refer to your friendly neighborhood hooker as Dr.?

Discuss.

I AM a doctor (for real).  Never thought of myself as a hooker, but then I guess I do charge for my services wink  I do believe that by de-criminalizing prostitution, we'd reduce the number of STDs and AIDS cases over what we have now.  In the parts of Nevada where prostitution is legal, STDs are almost non existant.

/tim

Mar 11 06 06:54 pm Link

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Lapis

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Dave Krueger wrote:
All women are prostitutes and all men are johns.

There are so many ways that I disagree with this statement I cannot even go into it right now.

Needless to say, I think prostitution should be DECRIMINALIZED. Where it is fully legalized, the laws put into place actually are pretty controlling and demeaning to the prostitutes in question. Look into how women in legal brothels in nevada are treated. What about independant escorts? They don't have any protection currently. Decrimilization instead of legalization is actually my take on both drugs and prostitution as once you legalize it, you can make some pretty WACK laws.

Mar 11 06 06:54 pm Link

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UnoMundo

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lapis wrote:

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-on … gency.com/

Ah! Pimping in the electronic age !
Pimping in NOW easy!

Mar 11 06 06:54 pm Link

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Craig A McKenzie

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Marine City, Michigan, US

Pimping ain't easy...But it sure is Fun....

Mar 11 06 06:57 pm Link

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R.J. Walker

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Fairmont, Illinois, US

Today's my birthday, and I need to go and make sure I live another year. " Let the games begin"

Mar 11 06 06:57 pm Link

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Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

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Portland, Oregon, US

WHEN YOU NEED A SPECIALIST

"Yes, our nurses Barbi and Porsche are in. Please take a seat - from what his wife says, it shouldn't be more than a couple more minutes- and we will just charge your Blue Cross for "Advanced Depression Therapy".

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Mar 11 06 07:09 pm Link

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former_mm_user

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New York, New York, US

Mike Cummings wrote:
https://www.feckweed.com/images/doctor.jpg
Have two orgasms and call me in the morning...

this coming from someone named cummings.  nice.

Mar 11 06 07:13 pm Link

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Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

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Portland, Oregon, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

you are ass backwards
you have to CALL a girl before you have two orgasms.

better call a CALL girl and guarantee two genuine - not fake - orgasms

What do you call her?

https://3media.initialized.org/photos/2004-10-30%20Pre-Halloween%20festivities/05%20Matt%20and%20Linda%20as%20German%20Doctor%20and%20Devil.jpg

Just gotta love the night shift.

Mar 11 06 07:14 pm Link

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Mike Cummings

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UnoMundo Photography wrote:

you are ass backwards
you have to CALL a girl before you have two orgasms.

better call a CALL girl and guarantee two genuine - not fake - orgasms

Damn that is why I only get one..... so if there is two people you get two? What about three people?

Mar 11 06 07:16 pm Link

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Mike Cummings

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Christopher Bush wrote:

this coming from someone named cummings.  nice.

Maybe I need to become a doctor... "Dr. Cummings to the orgasm lab... stat!"

Mar 11 06 07:17 pm Link

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Lapis

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McKenzie Bros Photo wrote:
Pimping ain't easy...But it sure is Fun....

https://modelmayhem.com/posts.php?thread_id=34209

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Mar 11 06 07:19 pm Link

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Mark Brummitt

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Kristin Anne wrote:

John Jebbia wrote:
According to the article it appears that people who have sex on a regular basis tend to live longer, healthier lives.
And, can we now refer to your friendly neighborhood hooker as Dr.?

OK, green tea as an antioxidant can lead to longer, healthier life but I don't refer to it as my "physician".  I think "medicine" as an analogy is slightly more apropos...

Yes.   What's more, the legalization of prostitution would help to insure the safety of clients and aforementioned service professionals.

We should not legalise prostitution, we should decriminalise it.

Mar 11 06 07:20 pm Link

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William Coleman

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New York, New York, US

John Jebbia wrote:
http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html

According to the article it appears that people who have sex on a regular basis tend to live longer, healthier lives. For some people, the only way they'd ever get laid is if they paid for it. By criminalizing prostitution are we denying some people "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?" And, can we now refer to your friendly neighborhood hooker as Dr.?

Discuss.

What about those of us who get lots of sex but on an irregular basis?  You know, feasts and famines?  Do we live longer?

Mar 11 06 07:22 pm Link

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Lapis

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Chicago, Illinois, US

markcomp wrote:

We should not legalise prostitution, we should decriminalise it.

16 posts down. I agree. I beat you to it.....

Mar 11 06 07:23 pm Link

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K-A

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Healdsburg, California, US

markcomp wrote:
We should not legalise prostitution, we should decriminalise it.

lapis wrote:
16 posts down. I agree. I beat you to it.....

I stand corrected and agree wholeheartedly.

Mar 11 06 07:46 pm Link

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Webspinner Studios

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William Coleman wrote:

What about those of us who get lots of sex but on an irregular basis?  You know, feasts and famines?  Do we live longer?

NOPE. The stats are specifically for people having sex with one partner. When I was a slut, I tried to find out something to support my lifestyle choices, but unfortunately the statistics were arguing against me. So I got a boyfriend and am attempting that monogamous road. I am getting way more sex on a regular basis than I ever did however when I was single. I mean, 2x a day average? you can't do that even if you are a slut unless you are pathological about it. Or wilt chamberlain.

Mar 11 06 08:49 pm Link

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udor

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John Jebbia wrote:

So, should "unrealistic anti-social assholes" be denied life. liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

Hey John;

I disagree... I work so hard, I don't have time to date... so... because of that... I'd be supposed to die earlier...?

I don't think so!

So, I think that hooker fees should be covered by health insurance as preventative medical procedure.

Problem is... I don't have a health insurance...

So, I should be able to get a hooker, and claim it on my taxes as medical expenses...

big_smile

Mar 11 06 08:54 pm Link

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Arizona Shoots

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UdoR wrote:
So, I should be able to get a hooker, and claim it on my taxes as medical expenses...

big_smile

Sure. So long as you get a receipt.

Mar 11 06 08:56 pm Link

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John Jebbia wrote:
According to the article it appears that people who have sex on a regular basis tend to live longer, healthier lives.

Help. I'm dying.

Mar 11 06 08:57 pm Link

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Tim Baker-fotoPerfecta

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Mike Cummings wrote:
Damn that is why I only get one..... so if there is two people you get two? What about three people?

Arrested (unless you live in Utah)

Mar 11 06 09:02 pm Link

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Arizona Shoots

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Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
Help. I'm dying.

Ummmm.. you're barking up the wrong tree, pal.

Mar 11 06 09:02 pm Link

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Webspinner Studios

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Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:

Help. I'm dying.

Hmm. I guess internet sex doesn't count, huh?

Mar 11 06 09:02 pm Link

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Dudley Watson

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Interesting thread running around here.  Seems some women don't mind the idea of legal prostitution.  Now-are they representative of ALL women, or only a random sample of women who are in this venue?

Mar 11 06 09:08 pm Link

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John Jebbia wrote:

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
Help. I'm dying.

Ummmm.. you're barking up the wrong tree, pal.

It wasn't addressed to you! Sheesh! It was a general stateme -

- Oh, nevermind.

Mar 11 06 09:44 pm Link

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Dave Krueger

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Huntsville, Alabama, US

Dudley Watson wrote:
Interesting thread running around here.  Seems some women don't mind the idea of legal prostitution.  Now-are they representative of ALL women, or only a random sample of women who are in this venue?

It's an interestng topic.  One common argument for legalizing it (or decriminalizing it, if you prefer) is that it would allow women to report abuse to the police without being afraid of getting into trouble for breaking the law.  You would hink that prostitues would be all for scrapping the prostitution laws, but I read an article where they interviewed hookers about legalizing it and they were mostly against it, because they were afraid if it were legalized, they would just be forced into the sleezy parts of town by zoning laws.  I'm militantly against prostitution laws, but that was something I never thought of. 

-Dave

Mar 11 06 09:55 pm Link

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Bob Helm Photography

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So can we get our health insurance to pay for it?

Mar 11 06 11:26 pm Link

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qphotonyc

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New York, New York, US

Dave Krueger wrote:

It's an interestng topic.  One common argument for legalizing it (or decriminalizing it, if you prefer) is that it would allow women to report abuse to the police without being afraid of getting into trouble for breaking the law.  You would hink that prostitues would be all for scrapping the prostitution laws, but I read an article where they interviewed hookers about legalizing it and they were mostly against it, because they were afraid if it were legalized, they would just be forced into the sleezy parts of town by zoning laws.  I'm militantly against prostitution laws, but that was something I never thought of. 

-Dave

i think the main issue is that laws against prostitution essentially tell people "you can give it away for free but you cannot sell it."
i never understood the logic of that, esp in a country that practically worships commerce and capitalism above all.

Mar 11 06 11:29 pm Link