Jess Robinson wrote:

When am I coming to FL?

After New Year's, and stay til Christmas.  I'm sure we can find a closet for you to.. erm.. hang around in.

Now, since I have the goat and the power tool selection (all nicely gift-wrapped in my garage) can you find the twin midgets and the trampoline?

SLE Photography wrote:

Tough ontological query.  Personally I don't BELIEVE in hell, but given my extensive study of Christian theology I'd like to note that the IDEA of "hell" as we think of it didn't even come in to EXISTENCE until hundreds of years after the time Jesus allegedly existed.  The Bible isn't even clear on Hell or what Hell might be, so it could be anything between the "lake of fire" and the simple idea of a separation from God.

All in all I'd say you're probably safe based on the lack of any evidence of it.

Damn, I guess I should stop weaving that hand basket.

Mischief Vixen wrote:

Damn, I guess I should stop weaving that hand basket.

Finish it, sellit on eBay.  There's always another believer.

The Original Sin wrote:
Oh gods- 41, ghost post, wtfever- I wanna see what JESS SAID!

Speaking of which missy, you owe SLE his birthday thressome.

I'll bring the power tools and the goat!

Danger Ninja Production wrote:
do you have stairs in your house

Nope.  If you're referring to the nudes of me on the stairs that I've posted in a few threads where models talk about photographers not having the balls to do it, they were in the photographer's home. 

The Original Sin wrote:

Because then I'm all gobstoppered and such.

At this point I would trade a dozen just about any sexul acts for one really good head to toe massage.  I hurt like crazy after being ill for a couple of days.

I'll be there in less than a week, you can have a massage.

Mz Snow wrote:

And now I have plenty of questions for your girlfriend

Just send her PMs. 

Jess Robinson wrote:

When am I coming to FL?

That's what WE'D like to know!

Jess Robinson wrote:
Why is SLE taking so long to answer my questions?

I'm getting antsy!

Sorry, I was busy over here:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … 126&page=3
where a couple of teenybopper wannabee models were busy telling me I'm a pig, a pervert, a pornographer, that all my photos suck, that I hate women, etc etc.

Stephen Markman wrote:
James,

If a train leaves Chicago at 7:30 a.m. CST, heading east, at 60 m.p.h. and another train leaves New York's Penn Station at 6:41 a.m., heading west, at 63 m.p.h., at what time .  . .














. . . . will you post some good, naughty 18+ links in this thread to liven the joint up?

It's getting there.

Natasha240 wrote:
What Would Jesus Do?

Sell cheap bracelets to put Lance Armstrong out of business?

SLE Photography wrote:

Nope.  If you're referring to the nudes of me on the stairs that I've posted in a few threads where models talk about photographers not having the balls to do it, they were in the photographer's home. 

THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER

you're a /b/tard, you should know this

shootmike wrote:
How many times will 45 go into 26?

How many clips do you have?

Danger Ninja Production wrote:

THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER

you're a /b/tard, you should know this

I was being obtuse. 
I DO have a pool at my house, but it's closed.

Eye of Sicari wrote:

How many clips do you have?

Alternately, "how many in the magazine?"

SLE Photography wrote:
I was being obtuse. 
I DO have a pool at my house, but it's closed.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ur%20house

it's actually a something awful thing but /b/tards typically know it too

SLE Photography wrote:

Sorry, I was busy over here:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … 126&page=3
where a couple of teenybopper wannabee models were busy telling me I'm a pig, a pervert, a pornographer, that all my photos suck, that I hate women, etc etc.

If this is you hating women....

Baby, what would you do if you really LIKED us?

Kayelless wrote:
did you really see it?

Only if you have the photos to prove it.

Danger Ninja Production wrote:

THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER

you're a /b/tard, you should know this

Rules one and two!



RULES ONE AND TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danger Ninja Production wrote:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ur%20house

it's actually a something awful thing but /b/tards typically know it too

I didn't want everyone here to know we were goons 

The Original Sin wrote:

If this is you hating women....

Baby, what would you do if you really LIKED us?

I'll show you in a few days 

Kayelless wrote:
why you gots to be hatin' on turtles all the time?

I don't hate, I masticate:

Cut off the turtle's head and stand it upside-down to drain. After it has bled well, scrub with a stiff brush. Drop into a kettle of boiling water to cover, and cook until the skin and upper shell peel away easily. Discard this water and cover turtle with fresh water. Add the vegetables and herbs, and salt and pepper. Simmer gently for two hours then strain, reserving the broth. Remove shells and skin and pick out the meat, being careful not to break the gall sac (located in the liver). Cut the meat into small pieces and brown in butter. Blend in the flour, then the strained stock and simmer it until tender. To serve, pour into a tureen with the sherry and garnish with sliced eggs. If you prefer, float a few slices of egg on each plate of soup.

SLE Photography wrote:
I guess I've answered all the questions there are to be asked 

well you scared me off with that turtle thingy

Eye of Sicari wrote:
did I royally screw up by deciding to stay up and play figuring I would not have to work due to the winter storm we were supposed to get but which seems to be totally missing us now?

Never count your snow inches before they fall.

Kita St Cyr wrote:
why?

Because. 

SLE Photography wrote:

Because. 

why?

Kita St Cyr wrote:

why?

"Three pounds of flax."

The Original Sin wrote:
Is it true that you once walked naked across a crowded  LA awards stage while KC and JoJo had a fistfight over who was going home with you?

Only if you can find the videotape.

The Original Sin wrote:
There are rumors of orgy-filled weekends in a secret Army research facility in Area 51- will you comment?

I have no idea what you mean, earth-human.

The Original Sin wrote:
Are the allegations that you coated your penis in heroin and allowed Kathy Ireland to lick it off justified?

Absolutely not.  I'm allergic to opium derivatives.  It was Colombian. 

The Original Sin wrote:
Oh, and what's your favorite color?

Royal purple & forest green.

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
What is the meaning of life?

42.  Already answered this one.