Shutterbug5269 wrote:
If a deer farts in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a noise?

Yes, the noise is usually "NOM NOM NOM" since the deer's noise works like a dinner bell.

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?

What d'you mean???  An African or a European swallow??

The Original Sin wrote:
What's red and white and sticky all over?

A pale skinned & freckled model who's been rolled in honey.

SLE Photography wrote:

What d'you mean???  An African or a European swallow??

European.

SLE Photography wrote:

It involves a heavy dose of Shit nobody cares about. 


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Why don't you give a fuck?

Shutterbug5269 wrote:

European.

Less than it spits.

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
What does Klaatu barada nikto really mean??

"No more, daddy!"

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Paul Bryson Photography wrote:
Why don't you give a fuck?

Wendy O Williams once said "Some people give a shit but I don't give a fuck."
I suppose I'm one who gives a shit.

Rachel Lisa wrote:
I need about 28 shuddering g-spot orgasms...who from MM should I get it on with?

I could probably deliver.  Would you trade for MUA work if I paid your kit fee?

SLE Photography wrote:

I could probably deliver.  Would you trade for MUA work if I paid your kit fee?

Depends how many times my brushes get dirty. And if you use a long enough lens.

Rachel Lisa wrote:

Depends how many times my brushes get dirty. And if you use a long enough lens.

*shops for flights to LA*

SLE Photography wrote:

Less than it spits.

What about an African swallow?

Rachel Lisa wrote:
And how do you set a model's crotch on fire? More impotantly, how do you put it out???

Side question:  By accident?  Or on purpose? LOL

Shutterbug5269 wrote:

Side question:  By accident?  Or on purpose? LOL

Oh, it was definitely on purpose!

Rachel Lisa wrote:

Oh, it was definitely on purpose!

Come on baby light my fire! LOL

Rachel Lisa wrote:
In the meantime, where can I see pictures of all the photographers from MM so I can decide who I'm going to bang...I mean...work with, until you get here?

There've been a number of threads where photographers have been asked to post pics of themselves and many have done so.

Rachel Lisa wrote:
Also, did you really pose nude? How did I miss those pictures?

Yes, I did.  I've posted them a couple of times.  The lady who shot them was just learning, so they're not great.  Besides, I'm ugly.

Rachel Lisa wrote:
And how do you set a model's crotch on fire? More impotantly, how do you put it out???

Very carefully with a lot of research in to how to create the effect without hurting her.  And there're people on either side of her just out of camera range with wet towels for when she yells "OW!!!!"

Shutterbug5269 wrote:

What about an African swallow?

They're below the equator, so it's the European Swallow's answer inverted.

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
Side question:  By accident?  Or on purpose? LOL

The photo being referred to was on purpose.
If it were on accident then it'd mean we didn't use enough lube.

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
How many photographers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nine.
One to do it.
One to argue about the type of bulb he used & how it's not really color correct.
One to say it'll look better on a Canon DSLR.
One to say it'll look better on a Nikon DSLR.
One to sneer at both the above & say it'll look better on film.
One to laugh and say he'll fix it in photo shop.
One to tell him that means he's not a real photographer.
One to laugh at them all & say he'll shoot it with a Holga and make it look good.
One to haughtily declare to them all that if they're not getting paid for it they're not REALLY photographers.

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
How many models does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well the average model is so self-centered it only takes one.  She holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around her.

But with many internet models the answer is "one plus an escort" because "Oh, my escort NEVER gets in the way and is SO helpful and screws in lightbulbs and stuff!"

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
Book depository or grassy knoll??

Grassy knoll, capped by 2 hot male models.

Shutterbug5269 wrote:
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Well a peck is 8 dry quarts so to answer the question I'd need to know what KIND of peppers he was picking so I could weigh their average size against quart containers to determine capacity by volume.

SLE Photography wrote:
Well a peck is 8 dry quarts so to answer the question I'd need to know what KIND of peppers he was picking so I could weigh their average size against quart containers to determine capacity by volume.

Was a trick question.  Pickled peppers come in JARS! So the answer is actually NONE! LOL

(yes, now I'm just screwing with you) LOL

Though I thought you said the answer to everything was 42??? LOL

Raelyn Mouse wrote:
So, you're fucking this girl up the ass in the backseat of a car. There is a rock tied to the gas, and the car is speeding down the main street of a bid city. Does the bum on the corner see Jesus?

Ohhhhh good question.

The Original Sin wrote:
Do you have any idea where I put my brain?  I set it down last night, and it's missing now.


Hmm... wonder if Rod was in town?

"...I would wile away the hours, conversing with the flowers, talking with the rain..."

SLE Photography wrote:
Out of the brig, will answer more questions soon!

Are you there often??