Kayelless wrote:
but he makes no guarantees they are the right answers.


Mr. SLE, how long is enough if big it too much?

"A tesseract."

SLE Photography wrote:

"A tesseract."

is that anywhere close to Cleveland?

Kayelless wrote:

is that anywhere close to Cleveland?

It's everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

Raelyn Mouse wrote:
So, you're fucking this girl up the ass in the backseat of a car. There is a rock tied to the gas, and the car is speeding down the main street of a bid city. Does the bum on the corner see Jesus?

Depends on which way he's facing, if he's looking straight on the headlights might blind him.

SLE Photography wrote:

Depends on which way he's facing, if he's looking straight on the headlights might blind him.

Is Jesus in the headlights?

Raelyn Mouse wrote:

Is Jesus in the headlights?

I'm not sure, but I hear you can see paradise by the dashboard lights.

Mischief Vixen wrote:
Am I going to hell?

after you shoot with me, yes.

Damon Banner wrote:

after you shoot with me, yes.

Bwa ha ha ha ha! You're probably right about that.

shootmike wrote:
How many times will 45 go into 26?

As many time as 26 will let 45...

Zombified Studios wrote:

As many time as 26 will let 45...

FTW!

SLE Photography wrote:

"A tesseract."

AHHH!! I LOVE YOU!

Victoria Vertuga II wrote:
Step 1. Steal underwear and socks.
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Profit.

WHAT is step 2?

It involves a heavy dose of Shit nobody cares about. 


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shootmike wrote:
How many times will 45 go into 26?

Depends on if the 45 year old is taking viagra.

Mischief Vixen wrote:
Am I going to hell?

Tough ontological query.  Personally I don't BELIEVE in hell, but given my extensive study of Christian theology I'd like to note that the IDEA of "hell" as we think of it didn't even come in to EXISTENCE until hundreds of years after the time Jesus allegedly existed.  The Bible isn't even clear on Hell or what Hell might be, so it could be anything between the "lake of fire" and the simple idea of a separation from God.

All in all I'd say you're probably safe based on the lack of any evidence of it.

Elisabeth West wrote:
Am I really the second coming of the zombie Jesus?

(Please don't be offended by the man behind the curtain he is not blasphemous as he is an atheist)

Do you eat brains because you're unable to hold M&Ms?

Damon Banner wrote:
what is your personal position on escorts and model managers?

They're better than gravel for surfacing your driveway:

The Original Sin wrote:
If I ask a stupid question with my mouth full, will I still get a stupid answer, or something that sounds like Chewbacca having a fight with an orangutan?

Oh, and I know the answer to the how many times 45 will go into 26- as many pills as can be popped if poppers will pop pills.

Most likely a blank stare & a "huh?"

And we already know that 39 goes in to 28 until 28 says "Stop, please, I can't come any more!"
We'll see if 45 does as well. 

Jess Robinson wrote:

AHHH!! I LOVE YOU!

  I'm glad SOMEONE got that!!

SLE Photography wrote:

Depends on if the 45 year old is taking viagra.

Viagra is the pharmaceutical equivalent of Pringles:

Once you pop, you really can't stop.

SLE Photography wrote:

Most likely a blank stare & a "huh?"

And we already know that 39 goes in to 28 until 28 says "Stop, please, I can't come any more!"
We'll see if 45 does as well. 

Well if you're planning on doing away with 40, 45 is going to be a dead lay, yes?  More and more reasons why you need a nubile 18 year old who is a deaf mute nymphomaniac to come live with you.  You may never reach 40, but you'll go out with a smile on your face, and you'll never have to smack her upside the head to get her to shut up- unlike some of the other ladies in your life.

Zombified Studios wrote:

As many time as 26 will let 45...

*snicker

The Original Sin wrote:

Well if you're planning on doing away with 40, 45 is going to be a dead lay, yes?  More and more reasons why you need a nubile 18 year old who is a deaf mute nymphomaniac to come live with you.  You may never reach 40, but you'll go out with a smile on your face, and you'll never have to smack her upside the head to get her to shut up- unlike some of the other ladies in your life.

Honey if I want you to shut up all I REALLY have to do is unzip my fly. 

Mz Snow wrote:
How many licks does it take?

Well the answer depends.  If you like biting as part of your foreplay then I give the same answer as Mr. Owl and say "3."
If you don't then the answer is "until the mattress is soaked."

Jess Robinson wrote:
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

42, of course.

SLE Photography wrote:

Honey if I want you to shut up all I REALLY have to do is unzip my fly. 

Because then I'm all gobstoppered and such.

At this point I would trade a dozen just about any sexul acts for one really good head to toe massage.  I hurt like crazy after being ill for a couple of days.

SLE Photography wrote:

Well the answer depends.  If you like biting as part of your foreplay then I give the same answer as Mr. Owl and say "3."
If you don't then the answer is "until the mattress is soaked."

And now I have plenty of questions for your girlfriend

The Original Sin wrote:
Oh gods- 41, ghost post, wtfever- I wanna see what JESS SAID!

Speaking of which missy, you owe SLE his birthday thressome.

I'll bring the power tools and the goat!

When am I coming to FL?