AUTONOMY wrote:
Jesus, just Jesus.

Is that a "Jesus this is silly" or are you saying Jesus would win the fight?

Just curious....

SLE Photography wrote:

Blade isn't a mopey crybaby who has to stalk ugly girls that no one would ever look at twice otherwise & then use 4th grade head games to lure her in.

He'd call Edward a bitch and then stake & dismember him while Edward was blinded by his own mascara-laden tears.

SLE Photography wrote:

Blade isn't a mopey crybaby who has to stalk ugly girls that no one would ever look at twice otherwise & then use 4th grade head games to lure her in.

He'd call Edward a bitch and then stake & dismember him while Edward was blinded by his own mascara-laden tears.

LOL

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:
Batman would kick both their asses.

oh puhlease

egyptmachine wrote:

oh puhlease

Batman would teabag both of them when finished.

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

Batman would teabag both of them when finished.

You mean he would show them the Batman with his teabags, or maybe the Goat?  

nevermind if you don't know what I'm referencing too

egyptmachine wrote:

You mean he would show them the Batman with his teabags, or maybe the Goat?  

nevermind if you don't know what I'm referencing too

Waiting.

Actually it'd be the Bat-Brain, or the Bat-Goat...

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:
Waiting.

Actually it'd be the Bat-Brain, or the Bat-Goat...

So glad you got that, tis true

Hannya Strange wrote:
No contest Blade would hand his ass to him and then some!

then he would grab Bella and fuck her brains out then give her a superman and be on his way cuz he's thug like that

egyptmachine wrote:

then he would grab Bella and fuck her brains out then give her a superman and be on his way cuz he's thug like that

Rotflmfao!!!!! Omg love it! XD

Miss Fifi wrote:

Dude, Lestat would fuck sparkle boys shit up.

Lestat would fuck him literally.  Then kill him.

Miss Natascha wrote:
A contest between Blade and Angel would be far more badass than a contest between Blade and that brunette version of Chris Crocker. Too bad that they busted Blade for not paying taxes.

I pretty much put Angel in the same category as Michael......right below Don Knotts.  Talk about a brooding little wussy boy....Buffy dumped you dude, move on already.

Michael Cee wrote:

He is immortal with super strength and very good at basketball and volley ball! If this is your definition of sissy boy, then yes he is.

basketball and volleyball are for sissies. Blade probably did football and wrestling in high school.

Chris Keeling wrote:

I pretty much put Angel in the same category as Michael......right below Don Knotts.  Talk about a brooding little wussy boy....Buffy dumped you dude, move on already.

I was referring to his Angelus personality.

egyptmachine wrote:

then he would grab Bella and fuck her brains out then give her a superman and be on his way cuz he's thug like that

'cuz he's a thug like that'.  bwahahaha!

AUTONOMY wrote:
Jesus, just Jesus.

I like that answer........

Seriously I wonder what Jesus would do  if faced by a vampire?

Brian Diaz wrote:
That motherfucker looks like he's been trying to iceskate uphill.

::tears::


I was already laughing at something, and now?  tears.

Victoria Julison wrote:


No contest.

Edward would die.

ahaaaaaaahahahaha
thats the image id picture.
and its all just in good fun but edward would have to grow some beef before he can beat that vampire hunter

Michael Cee wrote:

He is immortal with super strength and very good at basketball and volley ball! If this is your definition of sissy boy, then yes he is.

Yes,yes it is.

Michael Cee wrote:

He sparkles due to immortality!

No, he sparkles because he's a douche.

AUTONOMY wrote:
Jesus, just Jesus.

Jesus rose from the grave in three nights too. Blade would stake his ass.

Roxy Vandiver wrote:
Edward, the vampire from Twilight or Blade.
This is a debate I had recently and I'm curious what others think.
EDIT:  I suppose I should have specified, Blade gets my vote.  He'd rip that kid to pieces.

Yeah this pretty boy wouldn't stand a chance.  Especially after Blade gets out of prison on tax evasion charges.  He's gonna be looking for righteous kills.  We all thought Deacon was pretty bad as an opponent to Blade.  But then II and III made Deacon look like a sissy.

Firelick Photography wrote:
Then Bella would try to give Blade a blowjob.

Yeah, but those fangs can be murder during a BJ.

Michael Cee wrote:
Well, you can't beat someone that's immortal.
So obviously that = Edward wins.

I am only stating the obvious.

Uhhh, Deacon was immortal, too.  You see how far it got him.

Victoria Julison wrote:


No contest.

Edward would die.

Well, first I think Edward would hear a twig snap behind him, turn around and proceed to shit his pants.  Then Blade would kill him.