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Who Would Win in a Fight?
Engel Schrei wrote: +1 That little girl fucked up Lestat, come on! Aug 14 09 09:46 pm Link AUTONOMY wrote: AdelaideJohn1967 wrote: Cast his soul into the swine, which would run down the hill and drown in the sea. Clean and simple. Aug 14 09 10:01 pm Link Chris Keeling wrote: Totally printing this and making this into a poster! Aug 14 09 10:07 pm Link DGCasey wrote: AUTONOMY wrote: Cast his soul into the swine, which would run down the hill and drown in the sea. Clean and simple. Not if he was physically attacked....... And who says he has special powers.... Aug 14 09 10:49 pm Link DGCasey wrote: AUTONOMY wrote: Cast his soul into the swine, which would run down the hill and drown in the sea. Clean and simple. Vampires don't have souls. Aug 14 09 10:55 pm Link Extreme Body Art wrote: A pair of My Little Ponies could and would kick and stomp Edward into a weeping heap of raw hamburger and shattered bone just for making sensitivity look so lame. They might even play a 45 of "Teddybear's Picnic" on a Fischer-Price record-player first, just to ice his ass. Then they'd feed the freshly stomped Edwardburger to a crippled diarrhetic goat and then they'd kick and stomp the bleating, pleading goat to smithereens because even it can't shit Edward out of its system fast enough. Then they'd pour Edward and the diarrhetic goat into a Mason jar, screw on the lid and drop the jar into freshly poured concrete at a New Jersey construction site. There in the jar sealed in reinforced concrete Edward will spend all of eternity listening to the screaming soul of the sick goat. Aug 15 09 08:16 am Link Fixed that for you Chris Keeling wrote: Totally printing this and making this into a poster! Aug 15 09 10:59 am Link JLC Images wrote: :p Aug 15 09 11:35 am Link You know that moment in Kill Bill Vol.I where the Bride kicks the shit out of the Crazy 88s and then there's one left who's whimpering an' shit and has his sword whittled down to a nub and then the Bride bends him over and spanks him with the flat of her sword and tells him to get out and go home and go back to his mother? Remember that? Um, yeah, The Daywalker would do that perpetually adolescent bloodsucker just like that. W'up the little fucker like a 4 year old in WalMart. He might just go Nino Brown on the boy and things could get real ugly real fast in a "See ya! And I wouldn't wanna be ya!" kind of way... Aug 15 09 12:15 pm Link Ummm... pretty boy from Twilight is just a girls fantasy boy toy. Blade would whoop his pansy-ass all over the place. Aug 15 09 12:51 pm Link Orca Bay Images wrote: No the Care Bears are evem wimpier..... Massive pwnage of My little Pony there with the Care Bears going back door on the ponies and making them cry... Aug 21 09 08:14 pm Link Im sorry but NEITHER. I miss the classics. Oct 31 09 12:04 am Link Blade is so badass he doesn't Oct 31 09 12:08 am Link I'm confused. Why is this an argument? Didn't Blade do him already? Oct 31 09 12:11 am Link Deanna Deadly wrote: Bela's too busy guzzling the Sterno. Oct 31 09 12:40 am Link What if Edward blinded Blade with his sparkling? Oct 31 09 01:32 am Link David Shinobi wrote: I heart Selene...shes hot and kicks ass...my kitten is named after her Oct 31 09 01:36 am Link Angele wrote: I bet even your kitten could kick Edward's ass. Oct 31 09 06:52 am Link Careful Blade fans...here's Edward without his makeup! Oct 31 09 07:48 am Link Ronnie_Smith wrote: Edward wishes... Oct 31 09 07:59 am Link Come on , you sissy sucker! Oct 31 09 08:04 am Link Blade Note: Ah ah ah some very funny shot! LOL! Oct 31 09 08:05 am Link Monique can whip Edward. Oct 31 09 08:05 am Link UnoMundo wrote: He could beat Edward about the head and shoulders with that "weapon"... Oct 31 09 08:06 am Link Orca Bay Images wrote: I'm not in the USA so have to ask. What is Sterno? Oct 31 09 08:15 am Link Oct 31 09 08:29 am Link Blade. No doubt .That emo vampire kid would be toast. Oct 31 09 10:47 am Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: Oct 31 09 10:51 am Link blade Oct 31 09 12:44 pm Link MF productions wrote: milk toast no doubt Oct 31 09 12:46 pm Link Phyxi wrote: Oct 31 09 02:28 pm Link David Shinobi wrote: She's a Blade wannabe. That movie kind of has that Blade atmosphere. Oct 31 09 02:37 pm Link J C ModeFotografie wrote: blade has too many skills for their asses. Oct 31 09 02:40 pm Link Easy... Blade. Oct 31 09 02:42 pm Link Blade of course. *I rather see a Blade Vs Spawn Vs Ghostrider Oct 31 09 02:51 pm Link Count Chocula could kick edwards ass... enough said ~Mercy Nov 01 09 01:17 am Link Blade. Durrrr. No contest. Nov 01 09 01:18 am Link Deanna Deadly wrote: This thread again? Nov 01 09 01:25 am Link Mercy wrote: Nov 01 09 01:30 am Link Legacys 7 wrote: Not really storyline and all are quite different. Have you see the third movie? Nov 01 09 01:32 am Link |