Envy wrote:
You really don't get it do you?

Do I need to bold the 1/16th? and yes I do get that the whole thing is a joke I was making a general statement. Not in the best, way I realize that, but I'm exhausted and had been stuck in a nook that I call work for four hours. You try communicating clearly in a 3x8 box filled with sex toys, lubes and lingerie.

oh yeah and sometimes its fun to play along.

Shyly wrote:
This is so depressing.  Some people just shouldn't be allowed out without a handler.

Exactly

John Jebbia wrote:

Why in the world would anyone wanna be a sugar daddy if they ain't getting any sugar?

i don't know.  he just is.  maybe he's a friggin eunich.

Maitri_Demone wrote:
Are you looking for models to "create" this gory effect?
Or another words, cause the damage???

Something tells me that Maitri is perfect for that position.

Cannibal Queen wrote:
Do I need to bold the 1/16th? and yes I do get that the whole thing is a joke I was making a general statement. Not in the best, way I realize that, but I'm exhausted and had been stuck in a nook that I call work for four hours. You try communicating clearly in a 3x8 box filled with sex toys, lubes and lingerie.

oh yeah and sometimes its fun to play along.

*smiles*
So are there any toys on sale in that box?

You know I'm always looking for props....

SayCheeZ! wrote:

Something tells me that Maitri is perfect for that position.

haha
I think I would fit the part perfectly.
causing "pain" can be fun!!!

Chastity20 wrote:
I am interested, more pics at www.myspace.com/chas20

Eeek, a MySpace model!! That's horror enough fer me right there!

Stephen Bodi wrote:
Having done various types of production work on films and videos (including stunt-work) , I can say without a doubt this is one of the funniest posts I have ever seen. I worked with a director who had no real clue about the technical aspects of stuntwork. He just assumed he could as the stunt team to do basically anything and they would just do it. The stunt coordinator and I would have to use the phrase "We can't do that because we dont have the safety equipment we asked you to get/rent for that particular thing you want to do, and someone will defenitely be maimed or killed" . Of course I have also worked with some really good directors who knew what they were doing. Jim Mickle is one of those types of directors. He was even an extra in his own movie when an actor didn't show


Jim after a minor shaving mishap

I totally agree with you. This post does have to be the funniest i've seen on here as well. Funny and completely stupid! I mean come-on. If I were to go and apear in a movie where all acidents are to actually be real, I would definately ask for more than $100/hr.! lol.

PK Digital Imaging wrote:
I'll supply you with catering if I can be the guy who gets to yell "NEXT!!" and "CLEAN UP CREW FOR A GO!!!"

To save money just cook up the spare parts! Just say that they are "left overs"!

Whotta bunch a maroons!

Rosemary Katherine wrote:
Isn't this slightly unethical and even more ILLEGAL??

Ha ha LOL

Sarah_Glam_Doll wrote:
THIS GOT TO BE A JOKE !.. IF NOT DUDE YOUR ASS IS GONNA GET SUED LIKE HELL FROM PEOPLE..

No way! I'm making all models sign a release before they step onto the set.

Rose Noir wrote:
I'm very interested. I've never been in any films but I was in drama for 3 years in highschool. I love horror films and I've always wanted to be an independant horror film actress.

Please please please check out my portfolio. I also have more photos if you'd like to see more.

Thanks so much!

'Reality is just a dream. I am your nightmare'
Rose Noir

Adrienne I think Rose Noir should have the honor is taking lead role in the film. Not only has she shown tremendous spunk and interest for your project by willing to sacrifice limbs and bodily harm to fullfill her lifelong dream to be an independent horror film actress, but she never did find that one photographer to pay her for her own ideas.

Aila Rose wrote:
The only thing I can say is, if this is a joke....then they are posting it in the wrong thread and it should be deleated. Secondly if it's a joke it is a joke made by someone with a really sick sence of humor. thirdly. If it is a joke, unfortunate for all those who responded with a serious interest. I would call that abuse of the forum.

I'm offended- I think most people would agree that I have a great sense of humor. Right Envy?

Envy wrote:

Adrienne I think Rose Noir should have the honor is taking lead role in the film. Not only has she shown tremendous spunk and interest for your project by willing to sacrifice limbs and bodily harm to fullfill her lifelong dream to be an independent horror film actress, but she never did find that one photographer to pay her for her own ideas.

Yeah, you're right. I like her.

Adrienne Aurora wrote:

I'm offended- I think most people would agree that I have a great sense of humor. Right Envy?

Adrienne has many lovely qualities, a sense of humor is one of them.