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Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...)
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Michael Anthony
Posts: 2290
Glendale, California, US
hahah.. this just reminded me of an aspiring photog i met years ago... NO, it wasn't ME, although peeps look at my mohawk and tend to label me... haha...
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Valkyrur
Posts: 1187
Nelsonville, New York, US
if you take her to dinner but don't pay her meal ... :-)
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Brian Diaz
Posts: 65617
Danbury, Connecticut, US
Does that make this metatrolling?
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空
Posts: 5264
New York, New York, US
I think the rule is after 3 dinners.
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Christopher Wright
Posts: 11854
Lansing, Michigan, US
Posted by marksora:
I think the rule is after 3 dinners. I always thought it was "during" the third dinner. Maybe that's why I keep getting thrown out of restaurants.
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...) Sheeeeeesh, Eric you MUST be bored to post this...
But the question is a NO-Brainer.
You can TRY to molest me ANY TIME...
just be DAMNED sure you are READY to meet Jesus!
Because I'm going to insure the meeting takes place within minutes!
Mollie
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Herb Way
Posts: 1506
Black Mountain, North Carolina, US
Posted by mollie_lane:
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...) Sheeeeeesh, Eric you MUST be bored to post this...
But the question is a NO-Brainer.
You can TRY to molest me ANY TIME...
just be DAMNED sure you are READY to meet Jesus!
Because I'm going to insure the meeting takes place within minutes!
Mollie
You tell him, Mollie! I think he's just starved for attention.
There must be an issue with his parents, or something.
These forums seem to attract people who have a sick sense of humor.
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Tropical Photography
Posts: 35564
Sarasota, Florida, US
Naw!! I think Eric was just raised on a steady diet of Monty Python.. Well, at least that's the excuse I use when people think I'm deranged and demented..
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LongWindFPV Visuals
Posts: 7052
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...) Well, if a model molested me after three photo shoots, I ain't gonna be here Jack. I'm gonna be writing a romance/erotic novel about it and try to make some phat cash. Believe me...there are lots of older women in Corporate America who read smut novels.
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Posted by Herb Way:
Posted by mollie_lane:
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...) Sheeeeeesh, Eric you MUST be bored to post this...
But the question is a NO-Brainer.
You can TRY to molest me ANY TIME...
just be DAMNED sure you are READY to meet Jesus!
Because I'm going to insure the meeting takes place within minutes!
Mollie
You tell him, Mollie! I think he's just starved for attention.
There must be an issue with his parents, or something.
These forums seem to attract people who have a sick sense of humor.
LOL@Herb!
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Samantha Smead
Posts: 514
Clive, Iowa, US
Hmm I think it depends on the time of the month and the phase of the moon.....yep thats totally it. :p
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marilyne
Posts: 18
Glenside, Pennsylvania, US
Well. I think Eric is funny. Funny boys are my favorite. It would consider it an honor to beat him up if he tried to molest me.
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Posted by Keith aka Wolfie:
Naw!! I think Eric was just raised on a steady diet of Monty Python.. Well, at least that's the excuse I use when people think I'm deranged and demented..
Ummmmm Wolfie...
But the question is does ANYONE buy your excuse?!
((rolling my eyes))
Yeahhhhh, I thought not.
But nice try!
Mollie
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Posted by marilyne:
Well. I think Eric is funny. Funny boys are my favorite. It would consider it an honor to beat him up if he tried to molest me. LOL@Marilyne!
Poor Eric...
I do NOT think this was the kind of "attention" he
was looking for. A promise of a lethal beating from
two women...but then I could be wrong!
Mollie
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Hugh Jorgen
Posts: 2850
Ashland, Oregon, US
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theda
Posts: 21719
New York, New York, US
That depends if she's a glamour model or fashion model.
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Stephen Bodi
Posts: 848
East Northport, New York, US
Posted by theda:
That depends if she's a glamour model or fashion model. Theda can molest me anytime.
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Hugh Jorgen
Posts: 2850
Ashland, Oregon, US
Posted by theda:
That depends if she's a glamour model or fashion model. How about if she is a Hot Model..(:----
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John Lavery
Posts: 304
Manchester, Connecticut, US
I think I read somewhere that after the third shoot, it's ok. But only if it falls on the second tuesday of a month that starts with Feb. Like Febtober, or something like that. I read it on a web site, it has to be right...
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Posted by marksora:
I think the rule is after 3 dinners. Markie Markie Markie...
NOW I understand why Hanachan growls when you
try to steal her bowl of Kibble to share with your dates!
Mollie
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Bruce Caines
Posts: 522
New York, New York, US
i think the rule is after you provide the prints or cd, s/he should expect a good roughing up. c'mon--you just coughed up big bucks (er...buck) for that crappy staples brand disc and a slim jewel case. (no cheesy tyvek sleeves for my prospective prey!)
if it's prints, then oodles of special sexual favors are in order...
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John Lavery
Posts: 304
Manchester, Connecticut, US
Posted by Bruce Caines:
i think the rule is after you provide the prints or cd, s/he should expect a good roughing up. c'mon--you just coughed up big bucks (er...buck) for that crappy staples brand disc and a slim jewel case. (no cheesy tyvek sleeves for my prospective prey!)
if it's prints, then oodles of special sexual favors are in order... You give them a jewel case, too? Must be nice to have money to burn!
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theda
Posts: 21719
New York, New York, US
Yeah, no jewell case, no lovin'.
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jO3Design
Posts: 29
Los Angeles, California, US
Holy crap so that's what the P in TFP stands for!!
If it's on the intarw3b, it must be tru3!!
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jO3Design
Posts: 29
Los Angeles, California, US
Holy crap so that's what the P in TFP stands for!!
If it's on the intarw3b, it must be tru3!!
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Bruce Caines
Posts: 522
New York, New York, US
Posted by theda:
Yeah, no jewell case, no lovin'. lol
well, you know what they say on the street--the first one is always free...
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Posted by Joe K. Perez:
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...) Well, if a model molested me after three photo shoots, I ain't gonna be here Jack. I'm gonna be writing a romance/erotic novel about it and try to make some phat cash. Believe me...there are lots of older women in Corporate America who read smut novels. LOL@ Joe...
Ummmmm I feel REAL sure you would standing at the Pearly
Gates too...waiting to explain why your wife felt the need to rip
off your head and tuck it under your arm.
A word of advice remember what "smut" and "debauchery"
cost Sodom and Gomorrah before you answer the charge.
Mollie
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Bruce Caines
Posts: 522
New York, New York, US
Posted by jO3Design:
Holy crap so that's what the P in TFP stands for!!
hey, what was that naughty by nature jam...?
"you down with tfp?
yeah, you know me!"
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
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Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Posted by theda:
That depends if she's a glamour model or fashion model. [email protected]'ve been waiting for your response!
Mollie
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Marvin Dockery
Posts: 2243
Alcoa, Tennessee, US
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...) It is often possible to molest a model during a flight to Paris on your private jet.
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jO3Design
Posts: 29
Los Angeles, California, US
Posted by Marvin Dockery:
Posted by Eric Muss-Barnes:
Like if you buy her dinner? Take her to a movie? Are you entitled to "get sum" after that?
Can you slip her some roofies and just do her? ... Remember - "it's not illegal if she can't remember anything."
(I posted this because I'm bored and I KNOW there will be stupid, mindless lemmings who actually take it seriously and post genuinely offended replies to it ... It's sort of like showing everyone that you are putting on the head of a troll costume, and then people still think you're a real troll ...) It is often possible to molest a model during a flight to Paris on your private jet. Or on your bus ride to Bakersfield, CA!
Wow a private Jet to Paris? You need an assistant?
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Marvin Dockery
Posts: 2243
Alcoa, Tennessee, US
How did you know I had a bus?
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John Lavery
Posts: 304
Manchester, Connecticut, US
Posted by theda:
Yeah, no jewell case, no lovin'. Note to self... If you ever manage to get Theda to shoot with you, PROVIDE A JEWEL CASE.
I'm oddly reminded of this little bit of advice - "Ray, if somebody asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"
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John Lavery
Posts: 304
Manchester, Connecticut, US
Posted by Marvin Dockery:
It is often possible to molest a model during a flight to Paris on your private jet. What, are you kidding? I usually sleep on my way to Paris!
No sleep = no good pictures.
And no jokes about there not being any good pictures in my port anyway!
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Marvin Dockery
Posts: 2243
Alcoa, Tennessee, US
Thats nice to know about Theda. I cut gemstones as a hobby. Lots of sapphires.
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Posted by mollie_lane:
Poor Eric...
I do NOT think this was the kind of "attention" he
was looking for. A promise of a lethal beating from
two women...but then I could be wrong!
Offers of ménage à trois foreplay, I see ...
That makes the geek in me smile.
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Marvin Dockery
Posts: 2243
Alcoa, Tennessee, US
Posted by John Lavery:
Posted by Marvin Dockery:
It is often possible to molest a model during a flight to Paris on your private jet. What, are you kidding? I usually sleep on my way to Paris!
No sleep = no good pictures.
And no jokes about there not being any good pictures in my port anyway! Who takes a model to Paris to make pictures? I can make pictures at home. You go to Paris to show off your latest model.
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John Lavery
Posts: 304
Manchester, Connecticut, US
Posted by Marvin Dockery:
Who takes a model to Paris to make pictures? I can make pictures at home. You go to Paris to show off your latest model.
But what's the sense in showing off your latest model in Paris, if neither of you speak French, then the French (at least those that don't speak English) won't necessarily know that you're a photographer and she's (I'm assuming we're talking about shes...) a model, and think you're dating or married or...
Oh, I see your point.
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