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Ban The Duckface!
You know who you are! You may think you look cool, doing the duck face, but believe me you don't! So before your mouth muscles get stuck permanantly in a position that makes you look like you are trying to suck cement through a Macdonals milkshake straw, remember, It's never too late to reset your mouth! When someone as beautiful as Jennifer Lopez finds herself doing the duckface, to try and appear to be a trendsetter, you know things have gotten bad, because even she looks like a perfuctly dolled up Donald Duck, when she does the duck face. But don't worry, there are almost as many web sites trying to ban the duck face, as there are trying to promote it, so don't be distressed, just google "anti duck face" and you'll be fine! There are only two people who can actually do the duck face that don't really even need to try, which is why they can sort of get away with it... Who would those two people be, you ask? 1. Angelina Jolie 2. Roger Rabbit's wife Jessica If you aren't one of these people, you have no business pulling a duckface in public, let alone on a modeling assignment; so stop it, you look like a total dork! Remember the DuckFace you save may be your own! -quack quack! Mar 24 11 04:16 am Link How about; 'You never seen Adriana Lima pucker her lips to the side and make a peace sign That’s Myspace Face! You ain’t posing girl, that ain’t it girl! You’re just trying to hide your skinny ass lips, girl' Robert Hoffman - That Doesn't Make You A Model. Mar 24 11 04:50 am Link c_h_r_i_s wrote: Adriana Lima can do a duck face for me anytime... Mar 24 11 04:57 am Link Jeff Fiore wrote: Agreed. Mar 24 11 05:37 am Link Yeah. That is probably the single most annoying thing in the world today... Mar 24 11 05:48 am Link This dude just went in. That is so crazy right now. LOVE IT Mar 24 11 05:55 am Link I completely agree, it's always such a big let down when I have a good shoot or show with a model and then find them on facebook doing duckface and throwing up pretend "gangsta" signs. I can't wait until my generation has kids and those kids ask their parents why the hell they thought that was attractive.  Mar 24 11 07:11 am Link Duckface? Mar 24 11 07:17 am Link Don't ban the duck face, just wait for duck season and shoot it. (Please remember you will need a current hunter's license with federal duck stamp and a good attorney). Mar 24 11 07:18 am Link I too despise the duckface. (looks through my port) Just checking. Didn't want to be a hypocrite. Mar 24 11 07:22 am Link Kelly_Johnson wrote: yep... Mar 24 11 07:22 am Link lol  Mar 24 11 07:23 am Link Never!!! Long live the Duck!!:  Mar 24 11 07:24 am Link Christie Gabriel wrote: False duck! Its the lipstick that gives the impression she's doing it, but she's not. Mar 24 11 07:28 am Link Little Alice wrote: ummm, Mar 24 11 07:28 am Link Christie Gabriel wrote: I don't see a Duck Face here. Cool Chicken Walk though! Mar 24 11 07:29 am Link trout-pout vs duckface should be a japanese horror movie Mar 24 11 07:30 am Link Brandon Beecham wrote: Wrong! I am doing it, but only in profile. Ducks always look better in profile Mar 24 11 07:30 am Link DoubleDare Studios wrote: There are many annoying things in the world today. Mar 24 11 07:33 am Link Little Alice wrote: Those kids will be like the kids of the flappers, like the kids who fought WW 2, the "greatist generation "and the cycle will continue. Mar 24 11 07:35 am Link New Dawn Photography wrote:
Mar 24 11 07:36 am Link School Boy Heart wrote: umm...that was pretty deep for a duckface thread, dunyathink? Mar 24 11 07:37 am Link when the model in my port made that face by mistake, i was intrigued and made her hold it while i got the shot. i don't think its for every model, but i love that photo of her. maybe because it's hard to get a real expression from models and the duck face loosens them up lol. Mar 24 11 07:38 am Link I'm sorry but when a model does "duck face" I crack up laughing and make the face back to her.... we both chuckle about it. Then I show her how to pretend to blow or whistle for that lip movement. Mar 24 11 07:39 am Link What about Zoolander? Mar 24 11 07:42 am Link  Mar 24 11 07:42 am Link Christie Gabriel wrote: Hmmm....maybe we'll just call what you do "The Gabriel Duck" and use it as an example of how to do it and still look good. Mar 24 11 07:51 am Link Christie Gabriel wrote: This is duckface: Mar 24 11 07:51 am Link New Dawn Photography wrote: *blushes* Mar 24 11 07:57 am Link Little Alice wrote: This photo shows your lips better. After seeing that, I see what your saying. Mar 24 11 08:02 am Link Finally someone talks about the ugly ducklip epidemic! Its worse when men do it! I see other fellow gay men who try to take those obnoxious ducklip Pics of Facebook thinking it's sexy and no its not!!! It's repulsive to me!! Stop it! Just say no to the ducklip! Mar 24 11 08:06 am Link Dearest Bruce My duckface could save my life during an emergency water landing !!!! it could keep me afloat-so I will save it for only emergencies! xoxoxo victoria gail Mar 24 11 08:09 am Link Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur You might solve a mystery or rewrite history Duck Tales, Oo-oo Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo! Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo! When it seems they're headed for the final curtain Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain The worst of messes become successes! Duck Tales, Oo-oo Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo! Mar 24 11 08:40 am Link Christie Gabriel wrote: Thanks ducky! Mar 24 11 08:44 am Link  Mar 24 11 08:49 am Link Christie Gabriel wrote: I know right? Oh the intranets! Mar 24 11 08:55 am Link Connor Photography wrote: How is that sexy?! If I were a man I would not feel comfortable at all around that contraption on her face! Mar 24 11 08:55 am Link Oh my God I just found the blog description of the photo I posted: http://sportifi.com/news/A-Duckface-Dis … 62414.html "A Duckface Disaster of Epic Proportions Good lord, I’ve seen some bad duckfaces, but I’m surprised no one actually died of retardation when this was shot. The girl on the left’s lips just look inhuman, which suits the rest of her and she looks like some sort of orange Android stuck in the uncanny valley. And her friend? She’s duckfacing so hard it appears she’s pulled a muscle in her face, and I hope it stays that way to teach her a valuable lesson to everyone who sees her never to make this godawful face..." Mar 24 11 09:01 am Link Christie Gabriel wrote:
Mar 24 11 09:02 am Link I actually had a dream last night that whenever I stood on a particular 1-foot-diameter spot of ground my face would automatically and uncontrollably assume a duckface. For real. Mar 24 11 09:13 am Link |
