Michael Bean wrote:
Well, I walked in with a bag of Candy Corn for Mizz Ro.  Then I walked out with a bag of Candy Corn because she wasn't there !!! Bummer !!!

Here's a digital manifestation of her. I know this is just a temporary 'fix', but it's better than nothing.


Shot at one of Gary's group shoots about a year ago, using the incomparable Sony R1 bridge camera.

Charonda Glamour wrote:
Here's a digital manifestation of her. I know this is just a temporary 'fix', but it's better than nothing.


Shot at one of Gary's group shoots about a year ago, using the incomparable Sony R1 bridge camera.

Bridge camera?... so aaaah... you can only shoot with it above rivers?...

Michael Bean wrote:
Well, I walked in with a bag of Candy Corn for Mizz Ro.  Then I walked out with a bag of Candy Corn because she wasn't there !!! Bummer !!!

Dude... you shoulda left somma that candy corn for the waitress... she was a little hottie...

Select Models wrote:
Bridge camera?... so aaaah... you can only shoot with it above rivers?...

Something like that. The camera has an APS-C size sensor with a fixed Carl Zeiss lens. It can do wonders, but it is only 10MP. Here's Cali-Luv's hands with the R1:





She has the best glamour nails in the business!

Select Models wrote:
Dude... you shoulda left somma that candy corn for the waitress... she was a little hottie...

Indeed! She needs to be 'discovered', Gary. Work your charm on her. Waitresses are often diamonds in the rough, like this girl voted 'Britain's most beautiful face':
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic … -face.html

Charonda Glamour wrote:

Something like that. The camera has an APS-C size sensor with a fixed Carl Zeiss lens. It can do wonders, but it is only 10MP. Here's Cali-Luv's hands with the R1:





She has the best glamour nails in the business!

WOW Clark... those are way cool shots... great job amigo...

Select Models wrote:

WOW Clark... those are way cool shots... great job amigo...

Thanks. That's .9999 pure Canadian gold you're lookin' at. Cali-Luv happens to be from Canada. Did you know?

Charonda Glamour wrote:
Here's a shot of mine from Select Models Pool Party last year. Kinda wierd water on her chest..

Hey that looks like E-Shell from last year's 'Pool Party and Game Room Shoot'... funtimes huh.  We'll be going back to that awesome location this summer with a 'special promotion' titled a 'CBQ' event... guess what that means?...

Select llamas wrote:
Yeah the eyelashes are nice... kinda hard to see them in this shot...

I now what you mean. There are a couple of distractions drawing the eye at the bottom of the frame. I've got to work on that.

Charonda Glamour wrote:

I now what you mean. There are a couple of distractions drawing the eye at the bottom of the frame. I've got to work on that.

You surrrrrrrrre do... but some discractions are too sweet to overlook... ...

Select Models wrote:
QUESTION?... tell us what a 'hooter shooter' and a 'booter shooter' is and you get FREE chips and guacamole this Tuesday at the El Torito 'Taco Tuesday'... GO!

Does the first one have anything to do with people who shoot owls? They gotta stop that. Owls are beneficial.

Charonda Glamour wrote:

Does the first one have anything to do with people who shoot owls? They gotta stop that. Owls are beneficial.

Nope... guess again... no owls harmed here... but a few brain cells may die...

Select Models wrote:

Nope... guess again... no owls harmed here... but a few brain cells may die...

I'm asking myself, how many more brain cells can I afford to give up to this mayhem?

Charonda Glamour wrote:

I'm asking myself, how many more brain cells can I afford to give up to this mayhem?

Hey I'd know those fantastic tatas anywhere... that's the T-babe... now back to the question... WHAT is a 'Hooter Shooter'?

Select Models wrote:
Nope... guess again... no owls harmed here... but a few brain cells may die...

OK... here's your brain teazer... the consumption of what small quanity beverage results in THIS?...

Select Models wrote:
Hey I'd know those fantastic tatas anywhere... that's the T-babe... now back to the question... WHAT is a 'Hooter Shooter'?

I am impressed by your tata recognition skills. A 'hooter shooter' must be a drink offered at El Torito on Tuesday nights, but further than that I cannot say. I have to be careful how much of that stuff I ingest, lest I fall off the stepladder while taking pictures in the studio. You'll notice that most of my pictures taken at your place are from ground level.

Charonda Glamour wrote:

I am impressed by your tata recognition skills. A 'hooter shooter' must be a drink offered at El Torito on Tuesday nights, but further than that I cannot say. I have to be careful how much of that stuff I ingest, lest I fall off the stepladder while taking pictures in the studio. You'll notice that most of my pictures taken at your place are from ground level.

Nope... not a drink offered at El Torito.  Last time I saw hooter shooters being 'administered' was on the golf course at the Hooters Golf Tournament by the Hooters Golf 'golfcart bartender babes'... and by the time many golfers got to the 18th hole... they had terrible golf scores and were pretty much shit-faced... but didn't seem to care...

Select Models wrote:
Nope... not a drink offered at El Torito.  Last time I saw hooter shooters being 'administered' was on the golf course at the Hooters Golf Tournament by the Hooters Golf 'golfcart bartender babes'... and by the time many golfers got to the 18th hole... they had terrible golf scores and were pretty much shit-faced... but didn't seem to care...

So, are you saying that if we attend Taco Tuesdays we will get personal attention from Hooters bartender babes? Sounds very good.

Here's a brain teaser for YOU. Who is this babe? (someone you know):



Prize for the correct answer: Nikon D800! (please contact Nikon to claim your prize)

Charonda Glamour wrote:

So, are you saying that if we attend Taco Tuesdays we will get personal attention from Hooters bartender babes? Sounds very good.

Here's a brain teaser for YOU. Who is this babe? (someone you know):



Prize for the correct answer: Nikon D800! (please contact Nikon to claim your prize)

Dude... honestly... not a sole on Earth could figure out who the Hell that is... and by the way... If I won a D800 as a prize... I'd give it to YOU my friend... just to save you from taking pics like this with your Sony...    And HEY... you coming to Taco Tuesday tonight?...

Select Models wrote:
Dude... honestly... not a sole on Earth could figure out who the Hell that is... and by the way... If I won a D800 as a prize... I'd give it to YOU my friend... just to save you from taking pics like this with your Sony...    And HEY... you coming to Taco Tuesday tonight?...

Hint: Her name begins with 'M'. That shot was operator error, not camera error. But I kept it because it has a nice ambience. I thought for sure you would recognize her, since you have photographed her extensively.

I'll take the D800, thank you. If you give me one I'll sell all my Sony gear and switch over to Nikon. But until then I've got to make the best of what I got. That's what Laura sez:



Are you going to be doing a studio shoot tonight, by any chance?

Michael Bean wrote:
Well, I walked in with a bag of Candy Corn for Mizz Ro.  Then I walked out with a bag of Candy Corn because she wasn't there !!! Bummer !!!

So sorry! Work has been super stressful! I knocked out for the night as soon as I got home and slept through TT Don't know if I will be able to make it tonight.

Charonda Glamour wrote:
Are you going to be doing a studio shoot tonight, by any chance?

Don't know yet.  If we can keep the model count at Taco Tuesday at less than 100... there's a good chance.  We gotta stop bringin 100s of models up to the studio every Tuesday night... neighbors are getting suspicious...

Select Models wrote:
Don't know yet.  If we can keep the model count at Taco Tuesday at less than 100... there's a good chance.  We gotta stop bringin 100s of models up to the studio every Tuesday night... neighbors are getting suspicious...

I know what you mean!
I'll see ya tonight.

Here's mystery babe on the left:

Charonda Glamour wrote:

I know what you mean!
I'll see ya tonight.

Here's mystery babe on the left:

OMG... its MADDY... I got her in my port a few times...

Select Models wrote:
OMG... its MADDY... I got her in my port a few times...

Right you are! But since I gave you a hint you cannot win the D800. Sorry. But your second place prize is: any lens from the Nikon lineup. Not too shabby, eh?

Mizz Ro wrote:
So sorry! Work has been super stressful! I knocked out for the night as soon as I got home and slept through TT Don't know if I will be able to make it tonight.

Nice to see you again at TT Rosanna. Here's a little somthin' for ya...

Select Models wrote:
Hey Clark... I just took the lid off of what CBQ stands for... details at this link... seeya at Taco Tuesday...

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=834652

Cheesus K. Reist! You're gonna be a busy dude this year.

Charonda Glamour wrote:

Cheesus K. Reist! You're gonna be a busy dude this year.

So true... I need to clone myself...

Charonda Glamour wrote:

Right you are! But since I gave you a hint you cannot win the D800. Sorry. But your second place prize is: any lens from the Nikon lineup. Not too shabby, eh?

Cool... I'll take the 14-24... when can I pick it up?...

Select Models wrote:
SPECIAL MODEL BONUS FOR MAY 8TH 'TACO TUESDAY'... the first model who arrives and says... 'Hey... where's my FREE makeup kit?' will receive a FREE Color Institute mini makeup kit valued at $45.  So lets see who shows up first and makes that statement...

Rumor has it that the first model that arrives and says... "Hey Clark ... where's my FREE BMW"...

FotoGregg wrote:

Rumor has it that the first model that arrives and says... "Hey Clark ... where's my FREE BMW"...

... lets see if she'll take a makeup kit instead... ...