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DarcieK

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Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

Basal thermometer -- it tracks your temperature and after a couple of months you'll know roughly what days you ovulate
Eat a fairly clean diet.
Live like you're already pregnant -- eat healthy, no drinking, no smoking, etc.
TAKE FOLIC ACID!

That are the most important things I have read. As well, remember that it can take any healthy couple up to a year to conceive.

Good luck!

Apr 29 13 12:37 pm Link

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Instinct Images

Posts: 23162

San Diego, California, US

Seems to me that getting pregnant should be fun and not work. Especially if you're only 23 and your clock isn't ticking.

I can understand when people try for years and never get pregnant and have to put some work and effort in but for most people I don't think it involves more than having sex.

Apr 29 13 12:37 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

maybe he's not in the mood?

role play that you're your sister, or best friend.
then he will plow you.

Apr 29 13 12:39 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

BorderlineBunny wrote:

Yeesh, I dunno. Never really had that problem except once in my teen years due to swimming in a lake and another from antibiotics. Hmmmm...

If he's uncircumcised, you may be getting yeast infections because he's not cleaning properly down there?

I'd say, make a steady diet of yogurt to keep your PH tip top. I mean a lot. Plus, it's very good for you. Avoid too many sugars. I think cutting down on soda if you're a soda addict will help tremendously with that.

Yeah, just increase yogurt consumption and cut the sugar back. And make sure his junk is squeaky clean. big_smile

Also, I do think infections down south can increase the chances of miscarriage, so I would talk to a doctor if you develop one after conceiving.

Back to soda grr....I'm gonna have some major headaches the next few weeks kicking that. My husband is circumcised so nothing there. And I will up the yogurt in my diet. Chobani is going to be my new best friend. smile

Apr 29 13 12:39 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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Palm Beach, Florida, US

Make sure you have insurance in place.

It's expensive to have babies and my OB required payment upfront.

I worked up until a week before I had my son.  The getting pregnant part is easy for most people.

Oh and consider taking parenting classes --  both of you -- especially if you come from less than "normal" home lives.

Apr 29 13 12:41 pm Link

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Arizona Shoots

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Phoenix, Arizona, US

Two virgins decide to have a baby, and one night when they were ready to do the deed confusion set in. The man not knowing quite what to do. Finally, the woman says, "I think you're supposed to take that thing you're always playing with and put it where I pee." The man, even more confused now shrugged his shoulders, got out of the bed, and put his bowling ball in the sink.

Apr 29 13 12:42 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

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Palm Beach, Florida, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

Back to soda grr....I'm gonna have some major headaches the next few weeks kicking that. My husband is circumcised so nothing there. And I will up the yogurt in my diet. Chobani is going to be my new best friend. smile

Make sure you check the sugar content in your yogurt. Some if it has up to 28 grams of sugar.

You're better off buying a plain yogurt and adding fresh fruit.

Apr 29 13 12:42 pm Link

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GK photo

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Laguna Beach, California, US

The Original Sin  wrote:
Seriously- It's not rocket science.  Assuming you are both healthy adults with no PECs, just have lots of unprotected sex.

seriously! smile

monday=work, eat, have sex
tuesday=work, eat, have sex
wednesday=work, eat, have sex
thursday=work, eat, have sex
friday=work, eat, have sex
saturday=clean, mow yard, eat, have sex
sunday=sleep in, have sex, watch some tv, have sex, eat, have sex

repeat cycle until you miss a period, or start puking in the am.

see, simple. things never go well once you complicate them. smile

besides, if you start putting pressure on a dude, he's bound to start firing blanks. you want to get pregnant? act like you don't want to.

Apr 29 13 12:43 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

Back to soda grr....I'm gonna have some major headaches the next few weeks kicking that. My husband is circumcised so nothing there. And I will up the yogurt in my diet. Chobani is going to be my new best friend. smile

Try to find a replacement. I'm in the family way right now and I've replaced my cokes with Naked Juice smoothies. They're freaking delicious. I stock up.

http://www.nakedjuice.com/

Apr 29 13 12:43 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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New York, New York, US

NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
TMI!

TMI!

Ditto
Ditto

Apr 29 13 12:43 pm Link

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Anna Adrielle

Posts: 18763

Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium

Lisa Andresen wrote:

How do you take on an overload of sperm and not get infections? I get yeast infections easy? If you do get them can you treat them like normal without hurting fertilization?

where in her reply did it say you should take in an overload of sperm big_smile?

Apr 29 13 12:43 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

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Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Chicchowmein wrote:

Make sure you check the sugar content in your yogurt. Some if it has up to 28 grams of sugar.

You're better off buying a plain yogurt and adding fresh fruit.

+1, forgot to mention. No Tricks Yogurt. Though that shit is delicious.

Apr 29 13 12:44 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

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San Francisco, California, US

oh i just thought of another tip to get knocked up.
(im good at this.)

be open minded and do a photoshoot with a "photographer" from craigslist.

Apr 29 13 12:44 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Anna Adrielle wrote:

where in her reply did it say you should take in an overload of sperm big_smile?

thar she blows!

Apr 29 13 12:45 pm Link

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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

GK photo wrote:

seriously! smile

monday=work, eat, have sex
tuesday=work, eat, have sex
wednesday=work, eat, have sex
thursday=work, eat, have sex
friday=work, eat, have sex
saturday=clean, mow yard, eat, have sex
sunday=sleep in, have sex, watch some tv, have sex, eat, have sex

repeat cycle until you miss a period, or start puking in the am.

see, simple. things never go well once you complicate them. smile

besides, if you start putting pressure on a dude, he's bound to start firing blanks. you want to get pregnant? act like you don't want to.

wakeup, sex, eat, work, come home, sex, eat dinner, watch tv, sex, sleep wake up at 3 am, have sex.  sleep

When I was in my 20's I could do it far more often than once per day.  I'm sure he can too!

Apr 29 13 12:46 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Anna Adrielle wrote:

where in her reply did it say you should take in an overload of sperm big_smile?

Hey, if you're not taking an overload of sperm each time, you're just not doing it right.

Apr 29 13 12:46 pm Link

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Arizona Shoots

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Phoenix, Arizona, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
another tip i just thought of:

move into a trailer park.

people that live in trailers have lots of babies.

Haha! Or buy condoms from Wal Mart.

Apr 29 13 12:47 pm Link

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Anna Adrielle

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Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium

Chicchowmein wrote:

thar she blows!

https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0VwLYghCaQ-SaCtVCxGsZKqiVeobo1hfA9TCswIPuWHhvkSDvHQ

Apr 29 13 12:47 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

Anna Adrielle wrote:
where in her reply did it say you should take in an overload of sperm big_smile?

What else is going to happen when you are having lots of unprotected sex? And for someone who gets infections that could be a problem.

Apr 29 13 12:48 pm Link

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Arizona Shoots

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Phoenix, Arizona, US

Anna Adrielle wrote:
https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0VwLYghCaQ-SaCtVCxGsZKqiVeobo1hfA9TCswIPuWHhvkSDvHQ

Looks like she tried eating an ice cream cone in a wind tunnel.

Apr 29 13 12:48 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Andialu wrote:
Bukkake

BEST.RESPONSE.EVER.

Apr 29 13 12:48 pm Link

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GK photo

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Laguna Beach, California, US

Damon Banner wrote:

wakeup, sex, eat, work, come home, sex, eat dinner, watch tv, sex, sleep wake up at 3 am, have sex.  sleep

When I was in my 20's I could do it far more often than once per day.  I'm sure he can too!

this was merely a guideline. more sex is always an option. smile

they could literally fuse themselves at the genitals for the weekend.

Apr 29 13 12:49 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

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Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

What else is going to happen when you are having lots of unprotected sex? And for someone who gets infections that could be a problem.

Oh, keep your area dry too. No walking around in moist underwear. Since you'll be having unprotected sex, you're also going to be having some periodic "leakage" every now and then, so maybe consider investing in some panty liners just to keep your noo noo dry.

Apr 29 13 12:50 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

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Abingdon, Illinois, US

Chicchowmein wrote:

Make sure you check the sugar content in your yogurt. Some if it has up to 28 grams of sugar.

You're better off buying a plain yogurt and adding fresh fruit.

Chobani is Greek yogurt it is really good for you. It had low sugar it is more tart than sweet.

Apr 29 13 12:50 pm Link

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Peach Jones

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Champaign, Illinois, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:
As some of you know my husband and I are going to start trying have a baby this fall. We are both really excited for this new chapter in our lives.

When trying to get pregnant what are your tips?

Physical? Diet? Sex positions?

I know some of them are old wives tales but they are fun?

Did you try any of them? What worked? What did not?

My wife and I just "did it" as often as we could. That was our only goal. Took us 2 months to get pregnant with our first and one month to get pregnant with the 2nd. So I guess it worked

Good luck..........and Blessings!

Apr 29 13 12:50 pm Link

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GK photo

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Laguna Beach, California, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

What else is going to happen when you are having lots of unprotected sex? And for someone who gets infections that could be a problem.

then go the in vitro route.

Apr 29 13 12:51 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

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Abingdon, Illinois, US

John Jebbia wrote:

Haha! Or buy condoms from Wal Mart.

We always buy condoms from Wal Mart I'm not pregnant so I don't get it.

Apr 29 13 12:51 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

GK photo wrote:

then go the in vitro route.

No way I can't afford that crap.

Apr 29 13 12:52 pm Link

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T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

This ain't your first rodeo. Do what you did the last time.

Apr 29 13 12:54 pm Link

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Siddy Pain

Posts: 593

Stratford, Taranaki, New Zealand

Vitex herb & B2 combo. Raspberry Leaf tea. Ovulation charting.

You can have all the sex you want but if you doing it at the wrong time it's not going to work.

Apr 29 13 12:54 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

What else is going to happen when you are having lots of unprotected sex? And for someone who gets I factions that could've a problem.

\

Holy Toledo

Don't they teach sex education anymore?

And have you discussed why you are getting frequent yeast infections with your gyno?

http://www.mnn.com/health/healthy-space … infections

Apr 29 13 12:55 pm Link

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Arizona Shoots

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Phoenix, Arizona, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:
We always buy condoms from Wal Mart I'm not pregnant so I don't get it.

It was a joke.

But on another note.. when you're not trying to make a kid, you make your husband wrap it? Man oh man.. that would not fly with me!

Apr 29 13 12:56 pm Link

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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

We always buy condoms from Wal Mart I'm not pregnant so I don't get it.

instead of talking to us on the internet, you need to rip his clothes off and let nature take it's course.  turn on some kenny g

Apr 29 13 12:56 pm Link

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Justin

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Fort Collins, Colorado, US

Going off birth control did it. And we didn't "try" to have a baby. We were happy with each other, we were ready if a baby did come along, and kaboom, ten months later that's what happened.

Apr 29 13 12:56 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:
Chobani is Greek yogurt it is really good for you. It had low sugar it is more tart than sweet.

I know what Chobani yogurt is

you're still better off mixing in plain yogurt ( they make plain too) and your own fresh or frozen fruit. I like to throw in some  granola for crunch.

Apr 29 13 12:56 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

T wrote:
This ain't your first rodeo. Do what you did the last time.

Actually it is

Apr 29 13 12:58 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

Damon Banner wrote:

instead of talking to us on the internet, you need to rip his clothes off and let nature take it's course.  turn on some kenny g

Can't he is in California. And we aren't starting until about September.

Apr 29 13 12:59 pm Link

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GK photo

Posts: 31025

Laguna Beach, California, US

T wrote:
This ain't your first rodeo. Do what you did the last time.

Lisa Andresen wrote:
Actually it is

hmm, now i r confuzed too.

Apr 29 13 01:00 pm Link

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T

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Washington, District of Columbia, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

Actually it is

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you had been pregnant before. Guess I got my forum peeps confused.

Apr 29 13 01:03 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

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oops

Apr 29 13 01:04 pm Link