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Photographer
No One of Consequence
Posts: 2980
Winchester, Virginia, US
P I X I E wrote:
Someone CLEARLY has anger issues. It takes two to tango.
Model
Nicolette
Posts: 12718
Houston, Texas, US
John Edward wrote:
Well
The innocent maiden
said I....
and everybody jumped on that.
Because, the photographer is always wrong.
LOL: Or because you have a.... reputation.
And it's not a good one.
Like, at all.
Nothing about it is good.
It's not exactly a big secret.
Model
P I X I E
Posts: 35440
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
John Edward wrote:
Well
The innocent maiden
said I....
and everybody jumped on that.
Because, the photographer is always wrong.
LOL: Lawl. This is a case of dirty laundry washing gone public. Two people are responsible.
Photographer
Jay Leavitt
Posts: 6745
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Oh hell, its turning into Model Mayhem up in this bitch! I miss this shit!!
Photographer
Darren Brade
Posts: 3351
London, England, United Kingdom
John Edward wrote:
Gew, if I offerd you a plane ticket to Dallas, and major exposure, you'd trash me on MM Too? Actually the OP wasn't trashing you, she was trashing the experience she just had. You're the one that outed yourself and then started trolling the thread and personally trashing the OP.
I can only really go on both you behaviours in THIS thread.
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Model
P I X I E
Posts: 35440
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Nicolette wrote:
Or because you have a.... reputation.
And it's not a good one.
Like, at all.
Nothing about it is good.
It's not exactly a big secret. Stop talking sense, NOW. YOU PUNK!
Photographer
Good Egg Productions
Posts: 16713
Orlando, Florida, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Oh hell, its turning into Model Mayhem up in this bitch! Where's the "like" button. I want to like this.
Model
BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
I knew I should have made  for the game. 
Model
P I X I E
Posts: 35440
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
DivaEroticus wrote:
I knew I should have made for the game. I still have vegan meatballs. Kept some for you. You're welcome!
Model
Jordan Bunniie
Posts: 1755
Salt Lake City, Utah, US
 This thread is the best I've read on here in a long time.
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28719
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Jordan Bunniie wrote:
This thread is the best I've read on here in a long time. Have you ever counted how long it takes for an ostrich with two pegged legs to beat the seeds out of a zucchini?
Photographer
John Edward
Posts: 2462
Dallas, Texas, US
Nicolette wrote:
Or because you have a.... reputation.
And it's not a good one.
Like, at all.
Nothing about it is good.
It's not exactly a big secret.
Photographer
F-1 Photo
Posts: 1164
New York, New York, US
John Edward wrote:
Gee,
I guess I'm an Asshat.
I Wasted 25 minutes, trying to give advice to a person with Anger Management Issues.
I offered to give her a personal introduction to Leroy Roper.
(Google him)
Artist in Dallas for over 20 years, 4 or 5 HBO specials.
His models get National Exposure.
(but that's not worth nothing, in her opinion)
I offered to hook her up with a couple Burlesque shows.
Done some shoots with those girls, know a few.
Cheesy, BUT IT PAYS.
I offered to hook her up with Dallas Observer article.
Published there about 95 times or more.
But she says that's worth Nada.
This all started over her Craigs ad, looking for a Booking Agent, in Dallas.
You won't find a booking agent in Dallas, worth a crap, dredging Craigs.
But you will find some scum.
So I did call her, and I did advise her to grow a little hair.
Look at my port, I am the guy who found :Emily Joe," and advised her to keep the hair.
Worked out okay for her.
Lord, I bit my tongue, Lord, I tried to be nice, Lord I TRIED TO GIVE SOME ADVICE.
I DON'T WANT TO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!
Fine, stay in Arkansas.
I hung up, on... All you guys are the same, you just want me to...
Girl has Issues. What is your aversion to using pronouns?!
When I see people butcher the English language like this they lose l credibility with me.....
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28719
Phoenix, Arizona, US
I'm not sure who I'm siding with on this yet.
Photographer
Jeffrey M Fletcher
Posts: 4861
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Feeling so nostalgic that tears threaten. Thank you all for making this a Super Sunday.
Photographer
Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9782
Bellingham, Washington, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Oh hell, its turning into Model Mayhem up in this bitch! !!
Photographer
Good Egg Productions
Posts: 16713
Orlando, Florida, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Oh hell, its turning into Model Mayhem up in this bitch! Did you really just call this a bitch?
Photographer
Ash Photographic
Posts: 378
Cirencester, England, United Kingdom
John Jebbia wrote:
I'm not sure who I'm siding with on this yet. I'm with Danielle.
She has bewbs 
Ash.
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Good Egg Productions wrote:
Did you really just call this a bitch? Yes I did and if you have a problem with that why don't you just call me and yell at me, if you think you're man enough!
My phone number is
972-896-0650.
Ask for John
Model
BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Yes I did and if you have a problem with that why don't you just call me and yell at me, if you think you're man enough!
My phone number is
972-896-0650.
Ask for John BEST POST EVAR!!
Photographer
Tate Hemlock
Posts: 563
Phoenix, Arizona, US
John Edward wrote:
Gee,
I guess I'm an Asshat.
I Wasted 25 minutes, trying to give advice to a person with Anger Management Issues.
I offered to give her a personal introduction to Leroy Roper.
(Google him)
Artist in Dallas for over 20 years, 4 or 5 HBO specials.
His models get National Exposure.
(but that's not worth nothing, in her opinion)
I offered to hook her up with a couple Burlesque shows.
Done some shoots with those girls, know a few.
Cheesy, BUT IT PAYS.
I offered to hook her up with Dallas Observer article.
Published there about 95 times or more.
But she says that's worth Nada.
This all started over her Craigs ad, looking for a Booking Agent, in Dallas.
You won't find a booking agent in Dallas, worth a crap, dredging Craigs.
But you will find some scum.
So I did call her, and I did advise her to grow a little hair.
Look at my port, I am the guy who found :Emily Joe," and advised her to keep the hair.
Worked out okay for her.
Lord, I bit my tongue, Lord, I tried to be nice, Lord I TRIED TO GIVE SOME ADVICE.
I DON'T WANT TO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!
Fine, stay in Arkansas.
I hung up, on... All you guys are the same, you just want me to...
Girl has Issues. This would make a really good country song. It has a great chorus too.
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
DivaEroticus wrote:
BEST POST EVAR!! Second best post....
I got the first best post over here just waitin' for ya....IF you know what I mean
Model
Nicolette
Posts: 12718
Houston, Texas, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Yes I did and if you have a problem with that why don't you just call me and yell at me, if you think you're man enough!
My phone number is
972-896-0650.
Ask for John That's it, this is the best post on the internet.
It's over. The internet is over. We can all go home now.
Photographer
LA StarShooter
Posts: 2735
Los Angeles, California, US
John Edward wrote:
John, John, John. If you offer unsolicited criticism sensitive people upon receiving it may go Nagasaki on you. You may have had good intentions but many people in this game lack your scaly body armour. It's like you're a dog and see you a tiny bug on someone's face and you decide to lick it off. They may hit you, the dog, because you just licked their face. I know it can be hard to understand this confusing world, particularly if you're an old dog.
Model
BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Second best post....
I got the first best post over here just waitin' for ya....IF you know what I mean ![https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1571472/creepy-smile-o.gif]()
Photographer
DAVISICON
Posts: 644
San Antonio, Texas, US
John Edward wrote:
Not everything on MM is a scam
some stuff is real kIds.
Ask John Fisher, or a half dozen other guys on here, if I am BS.
Or call, well, why bother?
I tried to give Good Advice to a wanna be.
She was so stupid she whined about me here.
Ken Marcus knows who I am, so do lots of other guys.
My phone number is*
972-896-0650.
Call me, lets see who's Creepy.
Or who is another MM wannabe. I will be sorry for this? he he
DON'T worry John move on its not worth the crap!
This biggest surprise I ve found is that models are on here to get work, improve, work, networking, "exposure", etc.....Just like photographers and many others! but when you offer "advice" , occasionally you get a load of whiny crap, distrust, paranoia, suspicion, and big unsolicited ATTITUDE! Ladies and Gentleman advice is just that, optional, take it or leave it......use it or discard it, because its usually intended to help and its ultimately up to you to decide if and how to use it. Sometimes Im gratefully thanked for advice by someone and sometimes I get the "Im a supermodel and dont need anyone attitude", lol
"BOOM" Danielle Reid, you wanted attention, well now you have it for all the wrong reasons, I suppose your only looking for "National Magazine Covers" at this point, lol...........................W
Model
Lumen Sky
Posts: 1802
Center Moriches, New York, US
checking in! thanks to a pm about this here wondrous thread! fun times!
edit: I like seeing both sides, btw
Model
Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Photographer
Jay Leavitt
Posts: 6745
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
John Edward wrote:
Not everything on MM is a scam
some stuff is real kIds.
Ask John Fisher, or a half dozen other guys on here, if I am BS.
Or call, well, why bother?
I tried to give Good Advice to a wanna be.
She was so stupid she whined about me here.
Ken Marcus knows who I am, so do lots of other guys.
My phone number is*
972-896-0650.
Call me, lets see who's Creepy.
Or who is another MM wannabe. Dear John and Ken. thoughts?
Model
P I X I E
Posts: 35440
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Springheel wins the internet.
Photographer
Jay Leavitt
Posts: 6745
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
P I X I E wrote:
Springheel wins the internet. it's been his since 1997 if I remember correctly.
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
P I X I E wrote:
Springheel wins the internet. I'm just the tiny bug that the dog licked off somebodies face
Or something....hell, I'm too busy cheering on the big sports teams when they get the big home runs or what the fuck ever
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
-JAY- wrote:
it's been his since 1997 if I remember correctly. I had to bang Al Gore to get it....
Wasn't the first time I had to fuck a robot to get something damn near worthless, believe it or not
Model
P I X I E
Posts: 35440
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
-JAY- wrote:
it's been his since 1997 if I remember correctly. I wouldn't know, I was not using the internet until like 2000.
Photographer
- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
 Moderator Note! And with that, I think it's time to move this to Off Topic in 5 . . . . 4 . . . .
Model
BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
Model
BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
Koryn wrote:
After party in SF2 I'll bring the tequila!
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
DivaEroticus wrote:
I'll bring the tequila! And I'll liquor!!!!!
Model
Lumen Sky
Posts: 1802
Center Moriches, New York, US
Koryn wrote:
After party in SF2 everyone should bring their own protection! and party supplies... hahaha
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for the game. 
This thread is the best I've read on here in a long time.
Moderator Note!
