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Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
I may be cray cray and have anger issues but this is the longest running thread I ever started. They usually die after the 5th post.
Photographer
Know Idea
Posts: 3000
Los Angeles, California, US
Model
Lumen Sky
Posts: 1802
Center Moriches, New York, US
DivaEroticus wrote:
I'll bring the tequila! SPRINGHEEL wrote:
And I'll liquor!!!!! can we take pics?
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Lumen Sky wrote:
can we take pics? Ooooohhhhh, will it make me a splash????
Make sure you get my racing stripes in the shots!
Model
Lumen Sky
Posts: 1802
Center Moriches, New York, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Make sure you get my racing stripes in the shots! shit!!!!!!!
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maybe even a tear!
Model
Jordan Bunniie
Posts: 1755
Salt Lake City, Utah, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Yes I did and if you have a problem with that why don't you just call me and yell at me, if you think you're man enough!
My phone number is
972-896-0650.
Ask for John Nicolette wrote:
That's it, this is the best post on the internet.
It's over. The internet is over. We can all go home now.  yep.
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Cherrystone
Posts: 37171
Columbus, Ohio, US
John Edward wrote:
Gee,
I guess I'm an Asshat. Goodness....this sounds very familiar with you. There was this escort thread about 5 yrs. ago with another redhead.......
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Cherrystone
Posts: 37171
Columbus, Ohio, US
Nicolette wrote:
Or because you have a.... reputation. Oh look, here she is now! 
Photographer
DAVISICON
Posts: 644
San Antonio, Texas, US
DAVISICON wrote:
I will be sorry for this? he he
DON'T worry John Edward you offered and she declined, move on its not worth the crap!
The biggest surprise Ive found is that models are on here to get work, improve, networking, "exposure", etc.....Just like photographers and many others! but when you offer "advice" , occasionally you get a load of whiny crap, distrust, paranoia, suspicion, and big unsolicited ATTITUDE! Ladies and Gentleman advice is just that, optional, take it or leave it......use it or discard it, because its usually intended to help and its ultimately up to you to decide if and how to use it. Sometimes I'm gratefully thanked for advice by someone and sometimes I get the "I'm a supermodel and don't need anyone attitude", lol
"BOOM" Danielle Reid, you wanted attention, well now you have it for all the wrong reasons, I suppose your only looking for "National Magazine Covers" at this point, lol...........................W John Edward wrote:
Gee,
I guess I'm an Asshat. Nicolette wrote:
Or because you have a.... reputation. Cherrystone wrote:
Goodness....this sounds very familiar with you. There was this escort thread about 5 yrs. ago with another redhead....... Cherrystone wrote:
Oh look, here she is now! Im not sure I would call 2 complaints in 5 years a "reputation"?
Photographer
Jay Leavitt
Posts: 6745
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
DAVISICON wrote:
DAVISICON wrote:
I will be sorry for this? he he
DON'T worry John Edward you offered and she declined, move on its not worth the crap!
The biggest surprise Ive found is that models are on here to get work, improve, networking, "exposure", etc.....Just like photographers and many others! but when you offer "advice" , occasionally you get a load of whiny crap, distrust, paranoia, suspicion, and big unsolicited ATTITUDE! Ladies and Gentleman advice is just that, optional, take it or leave it......use it or discard it, because its usually intended to help and its ultimately up to you to decide if and how to use it. Sometimes I'm gratefully thanked for advice by someone and sometimes I get the "I'm a supermodel and don't need anyone attitude", lol
"BOOM" Danielle Reid, you wanted attention, well now you have it for all the wrong reasons, I suppose your only looking for "National Magazine Covers" at this point, lol...........................W John Edward wrote:
Gee,
I guess I'm an Asshat. Nicolette wrote:
Or because you have a.... reputation. Cherrystone wrote:
Goodness....this sounds very familiar with you. There was this escort thread about 5 yrs. ago with another redhead....... Im not sure I would call 2 complaints in 5 years a "reputation"? that's only from 2 people... 1 each... how many other people are on this site?
Model
Nicolette
Posts: 12718
Houston, Texas, US
-JAY- wrote:
that's only from 2 people... 1 each... how many other people are on this site? Exactly.
Those are two public complaints.
Trust me, there are many more that are not as public.
That doesn't make those complaints any less valid.
Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
DAVISICON wrote:
"BOOM" Danielle Reid, you wanted attention, well now you have it for all the wrong reasons, I suppose your only looking for "National Magazine Covers" at this point, lol...........................W No...?
Photographer
Svend
Posts: 25143
Windsor, Colorado, US
DAVISICON wrote:
I will be sorry for this? he he
DON'T worry John move on its not worth the crap!
This biggest surprise I ve found is that models are on here to get work, improve, work, networking, "exposure", etc.....Just like photographers and many others! but when you offer "advice" , occasionally you get a load of whiny crap, distrust, paranoia, suspicion, and big unsolicited ATTITUDE! Ladies and Gentleman advice is just that, optional, take it or leave it......use it or discard it, because its usually intended to help and its ultimately up to you to decide if and how to use it. Sometimes Im gratefully thanked for advice by someone and sometimes I get the "Im a supermodel and dont need anyone attitude", lol
"BOOM" Danielle Reid, you wanted attention, well now you have it for all the wrong reasons, I suppose your only looking for "National Magazine Covers" at this point, lol...........................W Who the fuck is this guy? The dude that polishes Edwards' balls?
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Photographer
A-M-P
Posts: 18465
Orlando, Florida, US
John Edward wrote:
Gee,
I guess I'm an Asshat.
I Wasted 25 minutes, trying to give advice to a person with Anger Management Issues.
I offered to give her a personal introduction to Leroy Roper.
(Google him)
Artist in Dallas for over 20 years, 4 or 5 HBO specials.
His models get National Exposure.
(but that's not worth nothing, in her opinion)
I offered to hook her up with a couple Burlesque shows.
Done some shoots with those girls, know a few.
Cheesy, BUT IT PAYS.
I offered to hook her up with Dallas Observer article.
Published there about 95 times or more.
But she says that's worth Nada.
This all started over her Craigs ad, looking for a Booking Agent, in Dallas.
You won't find a booking agent in Dallas, worth a crap, dredging Craigs.
But you will find some scum.
So I did call her, and I did advise her to grow a little hair.
Look at my port, I am the guy who found :Emily Joe," and advised her to keep the hair.
Worked out okay for her.
Lord, I bit my tongue, Lord, I tried to be nice, Lord I TRIED TO GIVE SOME ADVICE.
I DON'T WANT TO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!
Fine, stay in Arkansas.
I hung up, on... All you guys are the same, you just want me to...
Girl has Issues. LOL @ this guy
Photographer
A-M-P
Posts: 18465
Orlando, Florida, US
John Edward wrote:
Def Is
Get over your bad sef.
You blew off a good deal here.
From there
U really got stupid, bringing it to MM
Would you touch this beeyotch with a ten foot? She dodged a major bullet you sound like a major asshole. There I said it.
You advice was grow some hair down there and you will be successful hahaha lol what a bunch of crap
Photographer
Roy Hubbard
Posts: 3199
East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, US
Photographer
A-M-P
Posts: 18465
Orlando, Florida, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Yes I did and if you have a problem with that why don't you just call me and yell at me, if you think you're man enough!
My phone number is
972-896-0650.
Ask for John Hahaha Fantastic <3
Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
A-M-P wrote:
She dodged a major bullet you sound like a major asshole. There I said it.
You advice was grow some hair down there and you will be successful hahaha lol what a bunch of crap What if I make the carpet match the drapes?
Photographer
Jay Leavitt
Posts: 6745
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Danielle Reid wrote:
What if I make the carpet match the drapes? or you could make the drapes match the carpet - the neighbors might stare though...
Photographer
Leo Howard
Posts: 6850
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Danielle Reid wrote:
What if I make the carpet match the drapes? I think that would be pretty cool actually.
Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
Leo Howard wrote:
I think that would be pretty cool actually. I was thinking about doing it but my pubes grow like weeds so I'd have to dye it weekly. Eh, maybe just ONE shoot.
@-JAY-
*this forums needs a Multi-Quote button*
My red hair is ME. I did do a shoot with dark brown hair (3 shoots actually) but I never got ANY photos back. The photographers went AWOL too.
Photographer
Eros Fine Art Photo
Posts: 3097
Torrance, California, US
I would totally sleep with a hot female model, if she could get me some good exposure or get me an "in" at a good magazine or agency.
(EDIT)
Wow!...I should've read some of the other posts first. This isn't about what we would do to get exposure at all.
I'm gettin' some popcorn. Please, carry on.
Photographer
John Edward
Posts: 2462
Dallas, Texas, US
Jeepers, nobody called...
Sigh.
I so wanted a cat fight.
Me in a calm voice explaining, I never machine gunned anybody fer realz.
They say I can't shoot.
But when I was in the Marines. I shot Expert. LOL
Oops, excuse me, don't confuse the Issue with Facts,
In five years I predict.
One model won't be modeling ennymore.
Another one won't be shaving half her head, or modeling ennymore either.
Or hanging out at an airport with a teddy bear, with 3 kids.
Both of them will be flinging a beat up old tin bucket down a dry well.
Sigh.
My secret reputation won't have made TMZ, or any other great out yet.
Why is it, every angry, (DELETED) Who threatens to out me, always has a past of stealing, or prostitution, or drugs,, and my Sins, never make front page?
Yeah, that has a way of showing up.
Funny how my alleged discretions, or alleged sins
In five or twenty, years... None .Have Never Shown Up Yet.
Sigh.
In Five Years,....
I'll still be taking nekkid peektures, and pissing off folks who don't wanna hear da Truth.
I have a shoot tomorrow for a Public Flashing Shoot.
No Money, just Fun, and Copies.
Some folks think ,my work is worth that.
That and an introduction, to an Editor.
See, what I tried to tell, Miss Princess.
Is that I I have been published in almost everything in Dallas, I have the Editors Cell Phone Numbers, I could get you a Cover.
But not with that attitude.
Bottom line is:
I told her to buy an underlift bra, until, you get that boob job,
Someday.
Grow a Landin Strip, it can't hurt.
Get over yourself.
But oh no, Miss Princess insisted she'll she'll have that boob job. it's a Done Deal. I'm a well, she outed me on MM, I amz a bad person.
I guess there is no model, (look at my port, read my Profile)
Who would ever want to work with me again.
It does not matter if it's a local model, who I can get a cover for on the Dallas Observer, or an out of town model who I could pick up at Love Field, and chaffier for a couple days.
What matters, is a Gurl in Ark, Kenz AZ.
Who Sayz...
"Diz guy in Dallas, axked me, an I toll himz, Iffen U ain;y gonna pay mez upfrony, I wud do it, Id get Nakid.
That's the way she talked.
Models get paid at the end of the shoot.
Only Prostitutes get paid in advance,
Sigh
I am such a bad guy.
That's why I have lasted 20, years in this business.
Sigh.
Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
Eros Fine Art Photo wrote:
I would totally sleep with a hot female model, if she could get me some good exposure or get me an "in" at a good magazine or agency.
(EDIT)
Wow!...I should've read some of the other posts first. This isn't about what we would do to get exposure at all.
I'm gettin' some popcorn. Please, carry on.
Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
Photographer
John Edward
Posts: 2462
Dallas, Texas, US
Cherrystone wrote:
Oh look, here she is now! Count your silverware when she leaves, lol
Photographer
DAVISICON
Posts: 644
San Antonio, Texas, US
Svend wrote:
Who the fuck is this guy? The dude that polishes Edwards' balls? No I dont polish anybodys balls, who the fuck are you "Svend"?
I just get tired of watching people being so comfortable with watching somebody being "pissed" on for having an opinion or offering advice either good or bad.
Why the fuck are you so concerned over me standing up
for someone?, I would have done the same for your ass. Obviously youve got opinions youve got over 25,000 posts or are you just the class clown troll of MM?
Photographer
John Edward
Posts: 2462
Dallas, Texas, US
Danielle Reid wrote:
Not me, try again.
Photographer
Eros Fine Art Photo
Posts: 3097
Torrance, California, US
Just an observation, but...if someone (generally speaking) feels the need to tell me just HOW IMPORTANT they are and how many people they know...the reality is they're neither that important nor well known.
Just sayin'.
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Sleepy Weasel
Posts: 4839
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Holy shitballs this thread is a trip. Never thought I could be so entertained by someone named John Edward that didn't claim to talk to dead people.
Photographer
John Edward
Posts: 2462
Dallas, Texas, US
oh c'mon
501 412 1422
call me back
lez talk
I soo eant to talk to cowards who talk trash but bak down, when a man asks
Whats Your name?
Cherryystome, I AM WAITING,
972 897 -650
Photographer
Cherrystone
Posts: 37171
Columbus, Ohio, US
John Edward wrote:
Count your silverware when she leaves, lol The earlier redhead spent a few days at my house a couple years ago, I can assure you everything remained intact.
And if you think I'm taking forum issues to the PM you sent me, let alone having a phone conversation.....I'll call or answer when hell freezes over. 
Photographer
Eros Fine Art Photo
Posts: 3097
Torrance, California, US
John Edward wrote:
oh c'mon
501 412 1422
call me back
lez talk
I soo eant to talk to cowards who talk trash but bak down, when a man asks
Whats Your name?
Cherryystome, I AM WAITING,
972 897 -650 You do realize you can't compare dick sizes over the phone, don't you?? So what's the point of having someone call you?
You think talking tough over the phone with someone three or four states away from you makes you more bad ass because you didn't do it over the internet? What are you gonna' do?...schedule to meet in some parking lot, so you can fight until one of you taps out? Or do you just want to drone on about how many established people you know in "the biz"?
Challenging people over the internet - whether it's to fight, argue, debate, or simply insult each other - is kind of like jerking off. Yeah, if you close your eyes and use your imagination it can almost feel like you're really interacting with another human being; but at the end of the day, you're really just standing there with your dick in your hand and a stupid look on your face as you sit in front of a computer monitor.
Unless you're the Unabomber, I just don't think you're gonna' accomplish much by calling people out trying to bait them by saying they don't have a pair. I mean...you're really not that important to anybody here.
Not really meaning to feed the troll, but c'mon...can't you see how pointless this all is?? Move on.
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
 Moderator Note! Jeez folks, I go to bed for a few hours and the thread hits the skids and slides on down the pan.
Tsk, tsk.
I think we're done here.
Locking.
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Leo Howard
Posts: 6850
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Danielle Reid wrote:
What if I make the carpet match the drapes? Leo Howard wrote:
I think that would be pretty cool actually. Danielle Reid wrote:
I was thinking about doing it but my pubes grow like weeds so I'd have to dye it weekly. Eh, maybe just ONE shoot. That gives me an idea, just need to find someone local willing to dye their hair ( all of it )
Model
D A N I
Posts: 4627
Little Rock, Arkansas, US
Leo Howard wrote:
Danielle Reid wrote:
What if I make the carpet match the drapes? Leo Howard wrote:
I think that would be pretty cool actually. That gives me an idea, just need to find someone local willing to dye their hair ( all of it ) Good luck
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