PreMedPrincess wrote:
Shoot!

Lovely! Beautiful! I wonder how this would look as an outdoor shot?

Lexy Lee wrote:
This is mine. I think this is one of the hottest shots I have honestly.
You tell me what you think?

Lovely model, but I would still say no. The seen that was chosen blew it 4me

Scary-Ellen wrote:
I do believe you were meaning Hawt....as in.damn she's hawt....haute makes me think you are referring to couture

I'll just go off your avi since you didn't post a pic-

I'm gonna go with maybe....
Simply because I see where you were goin with the style of pic, but its not quite there.....

Awesome port!

My name is Ryo wrote:
I'm game. Here is my hot...haute photo and my reasoning.



I think people are sexxiest when they aren't trying to be sexy. I like myself in this photo because it was taken when I was simply watching a couple walk past me in the arboretum. I thought they were cute together and the photographer caught that look.

Ok... hit me!

yay! Haute! very natural expression- very soft, and it goes well with the background. Love it!

Yajhil A Photography wrote:
lol this posting is just snobby lol.

hmmmmmm............here ya go....

avi is pretty sweet, but u have even better ones in your port.... (main pic on page, lol)

nice port, somethin is burnin' in there...

My name is Ryo wrote:


YAY!
Thank you!

no prob!!!

Yajhil A Photography wrote:
lol this posting is just snobby lol.

Lmao, here's a anal moment 4you guys, thanks 2 Mr Ya.......
I specifically said that anyone who posts in this crit thread will be crit'd. So, thus took the time 2post here. Because he took a moment out of his schedule 2 participate in my thread, i felt it only to be fair that I take the same amount of time and give him a crit. I was being a bit lighthearted, and I did think that he had a wonderful port.........

So I made my post, and contacted him, and left him a silly little PM that said, "Fail at following directions, lol. "

Well, I'm not user if this little fella was having a bad day, or just a case of the flying shits, but this is the reply I received.......

"Uh what are you talking about? Like i said in the critique section, the photoshoot was critiqued before but not the image i put up. That image was NOT critiqued. Its a new image from an old shoot. Are you just stupid or are you bitter and hung up on yourself. Honestly find a better use of your time than trying to start drama and being a b*tch. K? Thanks "

And then he blocked me like a brave little lad. Wow.

Someone's a spicy pepper!



The end.

Next!

Kemmie T x10 wrote:

Lmao, here's a anal moment 4you guys, thanks 2 Mr Ya.......
I specifically said that anyone who posts in this crit thread will be crit'd. So, thus took the time 2post here. Because he took a moment out of his schedule 2 participate in my thread, i felt it only to be fair that I take the same amount of time and give him a crit. I was being a bit lighthearted, and I did think that he had a wonderful port.........

So I made my post, and contacted him, and left him a silly little PM that said, "Fail at following directions, lol. "

Well, I'm not user if this little fella was having a bad day, or just a case of the flying shits, but this is the reply I received.......

"Uh what are you talking about? Like i said in the critique section, the photoshoot was critiqued before but not the image i put up. That image was NOT critiqued. Its a new image from an old shoot. Are you just stupid or are you bitter and hung up on yourself. Honestly find a better use of your time than trying to start drama and being a b*tch. K? Thanks "

And then he blocked me like a brave little lad. Wow.

Someone's a spicy pepper!



The end.

Next!

You got what you deserved.  Listen, dont be stupid and only post half of what you said to me cause it might make you look great for a second, but in the end you are only lying to yourself.  If they got the full message you sent me they would see how much of a snob you are telling me to go read the rules for Model Mayhem like im some kind of idiot.  I cant even believe you took the time out to send me such a stupid message, thats why i told you were to go and how to get there real fast.  Now you are taking the time to leave a hidden post like this on here trying to frame me as a crazy person thinking you might get away with like someone someone wouldnt tell me about this.  Right.....  real cute of you but again, your act is stupid and stupid people get caught.  From the title of this post, to your attitude towards other people on here, you come off as a b*tch, plain and simple, with too much time on your hands, just trying to start some nonsense.  You come on here acting like your poop dont stink, with your "this is why you (not)" crap.  Your not a national treasure by any means so stop acting like one.  Maybe drink a few humble pills and get off your high horse.  Lastly, saying NEXT!, yeah, real diva, what a power trip you are on girl.  Hopefully people will avoid you like the plague.  But then again some people do like to get treated like crap so who knows.  Anyway, goodluck with everything, you will need it for sure.  Toodles :-)

F Stop Photography wrote:
Sorry Kemmie, I went through your entire port with a fine toothed comb and can't find ANYTHING that remotely resembles haute. Psuedo glam, psuedo artistic, yes. Haute? Ummmm nope, sorry! And you have the "hutzpa" to critique anyone else???

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=85512

{1} Do not call someone else’s critique invalid based on the quality of their own work. You will be warned the first time, and possibly banned from the critique section for repeat violations. If it is that obvious, then it is that obvious, so don't make an issue.

This is a critique forum.
Her work has nothing to do with her ability to critique.
Saying it does is breaking the critique forum rules.
If you do not want to hear what she has to say about an image of yours.
Don't post one. (the images that she has critiqued, she hasn't seem to have said anything really rude about them, so I do not think she made this thread just to be mean)
I don't understand why people try to start drama when there is absolutely no point.
It's not going to change the OP, and it's just going to be a waste of your time.

Yajhil A Photography wrote:

You got what you deserved.  Listen, dont be stupid and only post half of what you said to me cause it might make you look great for a second, but in the end you are only lying to yourself.  If they got the full message you sent me they would see how much of a snob you are telling me to go read the rules for Model Mayhem like im some kind of idiot.  I cant even believe you took the time out to send me such a stupid message, thats why i told you were to go and how to get there real fast.  Now you are taking the time to leave a hidden post like this on here trying to frame me as a crazy person thinking you might get away with like someone someone wouldnt tell me about this.  Right.....  real cute of you but again, your act is stupid and stupid people get caught.  From the title of this post, to your attitude towards other people on here, you come off as a b*tch, plain and simple, with too much time on your hands, just trying to start some nonsense.  You come on here acting like your poop dont stink, with your "this is why you (not)" crap.  Your not a national treasure by any means so stop acting like one.  Maybe drink a few humble pills and get off your high horse.  Lastly, saying NEXT!, yeah, real diva, what a power trip you are on girl.  Hopefully people will avoid you like the plague.  But then again some people do like to get treated like crap so who knows.  Anyway, goodluck with everything, you will need it for sure.  Toodles :-)

Oh gee, you're right, what was I thinking!!!!???????

So besides the part in bold (the body of the message), you want me 2 be honest and post the rest? Hmmmm, this could actually make me look dumb, but here it goes..........
you've been critiqued......

Thanks 4shining the light............... Let me know if I left somethin out!

Kemmie T x10 wrote:

Oh gee, you're right, what was I thinking!!!!???????

So besides the part in bold (the body of the message), you want me 2 be honest and post the rest? Hmmmm, this could actually make me look dumb, but here it goes..........
you've been critiqued......

Thanks 4shining the light............... Let me know if I left somethin out!

LOL thats right, leave things out, anyway im bored, you go attack people with your im miserable lazer beam.  Im gonna go enjoy some delicious ice cream, yum!

Isabel Allende wrote:

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=85512

{1} Do not call someone else’s critique invalid based on the quality of their own work. You will be warned the first time, and possibly banned from the critique section for repeat violations. If it is that obvious, then it is that obvious, so don't make an issue.

This is a critique forum.
Her work has nothing to do with her ability to critique.
Saying it does is breaking the critique forum rules.
If you do not want to hear what she has to say about an image of yours.
Don't post one. (the images that she has critiqued, she hasn't seem to have said anything really rude about them, so I do not think she made this thread just to be mean)
I don't understand why people try to start drama when there is absolutely no point.
It's not going to change the OP, and it's just going to be a waste of your time.

Good grief. That's all I'm saying. I don't know what planet some people are living in, it really kills me sometimes. I guess it would have been more entertaining 4 the thred that started off with how much morerer betterer than everyone on the planet, and if every crit I posted either said "nope, too ugly, don't quit your day job, or you shouldn't have never been born.....", would have been more entertaining, but that's not the theme here.


But here are a few points to clear things up for those who haven't jumped too far off the deep end yet, lol.......
1. Know the rap song titled, This is Why I'm Got? Yeah, my title is a spinoff from that song. This is why you're hot****this is why you're haute*****this is why your not*****as in the pic that you post****NOT are u a hot model/photog worthy of me, bla bla bla......you post a pic that u think is haute, and I give it a little poke. I'm not slamming it, comparing it to my work, or anything like that.

*i also said, if anyone posts in the thread, I would comment. That's what the thread is for. If you don't get it, don't post. Simple. If you FAIL AT FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS, that's not my problem. But in the theme of care free fun that no one should loose sleep over, I include a little chuckle in the PM that I send, as well as the comment I post.



Hopefully this makes more since. It can't get "morerer sincerer" than that.

And by all means, if you're that unhappy about my way of doing things, be a real man, or woman, and block me. Yeah. That's a winner approach 4ya.

Yajhil A Photography wrote:

LOL thats right, leave things out, anyway im bored, you go attack people with your im miserable lazer beam.  Im gonna go enjoy some delicious ice cream, yum!

Way 2 avoid the point. And please don't ever unblock me, it would be a bad idea.

Arse flavored ice cream, anyone? Anyone?

Yajhil A Photography wrote:

You got what you deserved.  Listen, dont be stupid and only post half of what you said to me cause it might make you look great for a second, but in the end you are only lying to yourself. If they got the full message you sent me they would see how much of a snob you are telling me to go read the rules for Model Mayhem like im some kind of idiot.  I cant even believe you took the time out to send me such a stupid message, thats why i told you were to go and how to get there real fast.  Now you are taking the time to leave a hidden post like this on here trying to frame me as a crazy person thinking you might get away with like someone someone wouldnt tell me about this.  Right.....  real cute of you but again, your act is stupid and stupid people get caught.  From the title of this post, to your attitude towards other people on here, you come off as a b*tch, plain and simple, with too much time on your hands, just trying to start some nonsense.  You come on here acting like your poop dont stink, with your "this is why you (not)" crap.  Your not a national treasure by any means so stop acting like one.  Maybe drink a few humble pills and get off your high horse.  Lastly, saying NEXT!, yeah, real diva, what a power trip you are on girl.  Hopefully people will avoid you like the plague.  But then again some people do like to get treated like crap so who knows.  Anyway, goodluck with everything, you will need it for sure.  Toodles :-)

The part in bold...........

I just realized u have me mixed up with another model- you didn't break any rules, so there would have been no reason 4me to email you the mm rules...........so now that were all on the same page, we can continue.

Wow again.

MeganGardner wrote:

Woah!!!

Woah!!!!
Need I say more? This is in fact haute! I'm a huge fan of contrasting images, and dis be dat, lol!
Love the beautiful model/ grunge setting!

Kemmie T x10 wrote:

The part in bold...........

I just realized u have me mixed up with another model- you didn't break any rules, so there would have been no reason 4me to email you the mm rules...........so now that were all on the same page, we can continue.

Wow again.

Honestly give it a rest lol.  I realize that by answering to your stuff im fanning the flames a bit but honestly, move on.  I know what YOU said to me, YOU know what you said to me, i know why i blocked you.  Thats it, leave it at that.  Wasnt it enough that you posted my message to you on here trying to make me look bad?  What are you trying to gain out of this?  Is there even anything to gain?  I hope you're not after popularity and sympathy on MM because if you havent notice MM is a website, it cant hug you at night or call you on the phone to make sure you are safe.  Drop it already.  I blocked you because i didnt want to deal with you but then you went and did this nonsense.  Now i still have to deal with you, how freaking annoying, knock it off already.  We both know what happened, why post your side here?  What for?  Approval?  Come on, get a grip.  Move on.

Yajhil A Photography wrote:

Honestly give it a rest lol.  I realize that by answering to your stuff im fanning the flames a bit but honestly, move on.  I know what YOU said to me, YOU know what you said to me, i know why i blocked you.  Thats it, leave it at that.  Wasnt it enough that you posted my message to you on here trying to make me look bad?  What are you trying to gain out of this?  Is there even anything to gain?  I hope you're not after popularity and sympathy on MM because if you havent notice MM is a website, it cant hug you at night or call you on the phone to make sure you are safe.  Drop it already.  I blocked you because i didnt want to deal with you but then you went and did this nonsense.  Now i still have to deal with you, how freaking annoying, knock it off already.  We both know what happened, why post your side here?  What for?  Approval?  Come on, get a grip.  Move on.

Riiiiiight..........that's why you blocked me.......that's why you keep posting in my thread. Seriously.

Leave the thread.

Putch wrote:
I thought I would toss a picture in here since I received so much entertainment from reading this thread!

I would say haute because of the context, but the model is just not better than me.........I'm kidding!!!!!! But seriously, haute pic, the mod is on point as well!

Miss Utahn wrote:

Holy Jama Llama!!!!!! Amazing!!!!!

1. The model!
2. The color!
3. The framing of the photo!!!

Wonderful!!!!!!!!!

Kemmie T x10 wrote:

Holy Jama Llama!!!!!! Amazing!!!!!

1. The model!
2. The color!
3. The framing of the photo!!!

Wonderful!!!!!!!!!

And may I add this one too!

Chelsea Lynn wrote:
daaaammmnnnn...

all drama aside... tell me if its hot or not





p.s. i realise this is all just for fun and dont understand how people get all bent out of shape over this sh** considering not one critique you offered was rude.

people. take a chill pill.

Amen to that! People just have nothing better to do but find mess. But anyway, I appreciate the fact that you have more important things 2do, lol

Love the model, love the pose, and background......its what's haute. The swimsuit itself, the pattern is a bit chilly. I do love ya port!

********************
Here's the fake critique, to go with the make believe snobbiness that is forever embedded in some of the members' cranium.
I hate it. I hate everything. Its all ugly. I rule the world. Blah blah blah, I am queen. Go work at a bubblegum factory.

Wooh I feel better!

Keep up the great work!!!!

Biana_Libertine wrote:
allrighty, I'm game

I hav always loved this pic. Very haute.

Heather Roady wrote:
 


hhhmmmm ?!?!?!

I would say HAUTE for context.
NOT for wardrobe. The girl in white is blown out bc of the black n white.