Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Short "High Fashion Runway" Models = "Haubbits"

Model

Josie Nutter

Posts: 5865

Seattle, Washington, US

Jul 01 07 05:00 am Link

Model

Josie Nutter

Posts: 5865

Seattle, Washington, US

We still have this old forum bug?  (Missing x post.)

Jul 01 07 05:01 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Josie Nutter wrote:

Jul 01 07 09:17 am Link

Photographer

Sandy Ramirez

Posts: 6089

Brooklyn, New York, US

Josie Nutter wrote:

Jul 01 07 12:52 pm Link

Photographer

Tom Linkens

Posts: 6450

Lititz, Pennsylvania, US

What if your a photographer and want to walk for Sonia Rykel...to go fetch her favorite lunch and/or beverage? smile

Jul 01 07 09:10 pm Link

Model

Josie Nutter

Posts: 5865

Seattle, Washington, US

OH!  Thanks for the heads up.  Heheh.

smile

Jul 02 07 08:11 pm Link

Model

D M M

Posts: 7910

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Funny story about being too short for runway. I was invited to attend the go-see for this runway show put on by two bookers from Boss. It's a new faces show, but I'm only 5'7". Go figure. I'll be suprised if I'm chosen!

Jul 02 07 08:14 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Bell

Posts: 925

Anaheim, California, US

LMAO!

I thought I was the only one tired of 5'3 girls wanting to play fashion model!

Jul 02 07 08:22 pm Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

*BUMP*
Because someone accused me of spelling "hobbits" incorrectly.

Aug 22 07 01:29 am Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

SLE Photography wrote:
*BUMP*
Because someone accused me of spelling "hobbits" incorrectly.

lol

Aug 22 07 01:33 am Link

Photographer

Sandy Ramirez

Posts: 6089

Brooklyn, New York, US

SLE Photography wrote:
*BUMP*
Because someone accused me of spelling "hobbits" incorrectly.

Oh my! Where is this precious thread located!

Aug 22 07 01:40 am Link

Model

N i c o l e- Commercial

Posts: 10668

Lake Forest, Florida, US

lol....

Aug 22 07 11:12 am Link

Model

AlbaLydia

Posts: 306

Worcester, Massachusetts, US

I love being a haubbit! big_smile lmao!

Aug 22 07 11:13 am Link

Photographer

Imajin Studios

Posts: 2163

wow someone pulled this one back LMAO

Aug 22 07 11:14 am Link

Model

DELETE ACCOUNT

Posts: 5517

Eškašem, Badakhshan, Afghanistan

Michael Bell wrote:
LMAO!

I thought I was the only one tired of 5'3 girls wanting to play fashion model!

big_smile  Thank Mattel for that.

Aug 22 07 11:27 am Link

Photographer

Sandy Ramirez

Posts: 6089

Brooklyn, New York, US

Anyone notice the closer we get to Fashion Week the more of these deluded individuals we have to deal with in the forums?

Sep 01 07 10:30 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

Sandy Ramirez wrote:
Anyone notice the closer we get to Fashion Week the more of these deluded individuals we have to deal with in the forums?

Eh, but it will give me entertainment in between classes.

Sep 01 07 11:04 pm Link

Photographer

Nicole S Photography

Posts: 92

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Not sure if anyone added this but does nyone know of Devon Aoki? Do a search if you get the chance.............

Sep 02 07 02:14 am Link

Model

_ALMUR_

Posts: 3153

San Francisco, California, US

i can hunch over?

Sep 02 07 02:16 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

NicS wrote:
Not sure if anyone added this but does nyone know of Devon Aoki? Do a search if you get the chance.............

Do you mean the daughter of the owner of an international Japanese restaurant chain (father) and a designer (mother)?

Nope... never heard of her!   J/K

First... Devon Aoki falls into the category of rich and famous/pedigree, which ALWAYS opens doors!

Second... Have you even READ the definition of a haubbit?

I don't think that Devon throws temper tantrums, insisting that she MUST be able to walk the major runways?

The haubbit is not simply a short model... she is a DELUSIONAL model!

Big difference.

Btw... I shoot the "big time" fashion shows here in NYC... and I have NEVER seen a haubbit on the runway, EVER!

Sep 02 07 06:47 am Link

Photographer

MannyDesalamanca

Posts: 2076

Orlando, Florida, US

udor wrote:

Do you mean the daughter of the owner of an international Japanese restaurant chain (father) and a designer (mother)?

Nope... never heard of her!   J/K

First... Devon Aoki falls into the category of rich and famous/pedigree, which ALWAYS opens doors!

Second... Have you even READ the definition of a haubbit?

I don't think that Devon throws temper tantrums, insisting that she MUST be able to walk the major runways?

The haubbit is not simply a short model... she is a DELUSIONAL model!

Big difference.

Btw... I shoot the "big time" fashion shows here in NYC... and I have NEVER seen a haubbit on the runway, EVER!

Did you mean Hobbit............

Sep 02 07 06:50 am Link

Model

Memi Haute

Posts: 7241

MannyDesalamanca wrote:
Did you mean Hobbit............

Nope. Haubit. wink

udor wrote:
"A very short model that lives in a fantasy land who believes that she has a birthright to walk the high fashion runway of NYC or the other 4 high fashion centers in the world for the major designers" = "haute couture hobbit" or its shortform:


                                          "haubbit" *



* haubbit© by UdoR 2007

Sep 02 07 06:51 am Link

Photographer

STUDIO A B

Posts: 414

New York, New York, US

runway models have to be 5'8 and up but models who don't fall into that class you can do editorial work (magazine) ad's beauty so don't stop your dreams from coming true because onece you do that..life will be hard..
so go out there and kick those doors down...
michel

udo r see you tuesday at the tents...

Sep 02 07 06:59 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

MannyDesalamanca wrote:
Did you mean Hobbit............

Haute Model wrote:
Nope. Haubitt. wink

Thank you Gina!   smile

Manny;

Errrr... did you read the thread header and my OP? ... hmmm???   big_smile

Sep 02 07 07:00 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

E Models wrote:
Good morning all the runway KING"" is here..its not easy shooting runway.some photographer has it and some don't....but good luck to all...see you at the tenys..3 more days

Supermodel nichelle Buswell

Michel;

Good morning and c'mon... don't hijack the thread!

Btw., I plan to pick up my credentials on Tuesday noonish. When will you do the pick up?

P.S.: "Runway King"? Since when did you turn Dan Lecca?  wink

Sep 02 07 07:02 am Link

Photographer

STUDIO A B

Posts: 414

New York, New York, US

udor wrote:
Michel;

Good morning and c'mon... don't hijack the thread!

Btw., I plan to pick up my credentials on Tuesday noonish. When will you do the pick up?

P.S.: Never realized that the best spot for the "runway king" is shooting from the sidelines... I always thought the "king" (aka Dan Lecca) is shooting from the prime (royal) dead center spot... big_smile

lol i will be there Tuesday as well to pick my up..see you at the tents..

Sep 02 07 07:05 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

E Models wrote:

lol i will be therte Tuesday as well to pick my up..see you at the tents..

Cool, see you there!

Now, please be a good boy and remove your images, because they really do not belong into this thread!

Sep 02 07 07:06 am Link

Photographer

Sandy Ramirez

Posts: 6089

Brooklyn, New York, US

E Models wrote:
Good morning all the runway KING"" is here..its not easy shooting runway.some photographer has it and some don't....but good luck to all...see you at the tents..3 more days

Man I didn't know Dan Lecca was on MM, oh wait a sec, yep not him. See you there as well.

Sep 02 07 07:15 am Link

Photographer

MannyDesalamanca

Posts: 2076

Orlando, Florida, US

udor wrote:

MannyDesalamanca wrote:
Did you mean Hobbit............

Thank you Gina!   smile

Manny;

Errrr... did you read the thread header and my OP? ... hmmm???   big_smile

Sorry Udo, She just looks like a Hobbit to me........

Sep 02 07 07:26 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

MannyDesalamanca wrote:

Sorry Udo, She just looks like a Hobbit to me........

That's an entirely different story and I now see where you are coming from... and actually agreeing... big_smile

Sep 02 07 07:31 am Link

Model

MelissaLynnette LaDiva

Posts: 50816

Leawood, Kansas, US

NicS wrote:
Not sure if anyone added this but does nyone know of Devon Aoki? Do a search if you get the chance.............

Ahhhh, the invoking of the exception's name in vain.

At least people have stopped using Kate Moss' name in vain every time.

Sep 02 07 07:34 am Link

Photographer

Sandy Ramirez

Posts: 6089

Brooklyn, New York, US

MelissaLynnette LaDiva wrote:

Ahhhh, the invoking of the exception's name in vain.

At least people have stopped using Kate Moss' name in vain every time.

Kate was so five inches ago lol!

Sep 02 07 07:36 am Link

Model

NotInUse123456789

Posts: 762

Boston, Georgia, US

udor wrote:

This is for all those models who are too short to qualify and are NOT known celebrities, who clinch to the belief that they too must be able to walk the big league in high fashion runway modeling, especially the superbowl of 'high fashion anything':

                            NYC Fashion Week

Three helpful threads about the subject don't awake those models out of their dream world and no matter how much is being explained from industry insider... they keep on chasing their own tail because some dude who shot them and their mama tell them that they belong on a major runway:

Why runway shows need tall models:

Why do short models insist of doin Runway?

Modeling Success: RESEARCH


I propose a new definition, inspired by Junk Fashion and J.R.R. Tolkien:

"A very short model that lives in a fantasy land who believes that she has a birthright to walk the high fashion runway of NYC or the other 4 high fashion centers in the world for the major designers" = "haute couture hobbit" or its shortform:


                                          "haubbit" *



* haubbit© by UdoR 2007

sad  sound like an attack...

Sep 02 07 07:44 am Link

Model

MelissaLynnette LaDiva

Posts: 50816

Leawood, Kansas, US

Amanda Kim wrote:

sad  sound like an attack...

Or a wake up call for the delusional.

Sep 02 07 07:45 am Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Dave the design student

Posts: 45198

Detroit, Michigan, US

udor wrote:
"A very short model that lives in a fantasy land who believes that she has a birthright to walk the high fashion runway of NYC or the other 4 high fashion centers in the world for the major designers" = "haute couture hobbit" or its shortform:

Udor... I'm laughing so hard I'm hyperventilating.

borat

...and I remember the first topic with Chloe at myspace, wow!  It was a much kinder and gentler discussion there, they don't call it Model Mayhem for nothing.
deadhorse

I'm almost 6' and some model friends dwarf me, yes - the women.  Especially my friend Darcie with her 4" faux hawk.

Sep 02 07 07:45 am Link

Photographer

Sandy Ramirez

Posts: 6089

Brooklyn, New York, US

Amanda Kim wrote:

sad  sound like an attack...

Sounds like the truth. The truth isn't always warm and fuzzy you know.

Sep 02 07 07:47 am Link

Model

NotInUse123456789

Posts: 762

Boston, Georgia, US

MelissaLynnette LaDiva wrote:

Or a wake up call for the delusional.

Dont need one thank you smile

Sep 02 07 07:48 am Link

Model

MelissaLynnette LaDiva

Posts: 50816

Leawood, Kansas, US

Amanda Kim wrote:

Dont need one thank you smile

Then how on earth does it sound like an attack?

People who don't need the wake up call aren't affected by its sound.

Sep 02 07 07:52 am Link

Model

N i c o l e- Commercial

Posts: 10668

Lake Forest, Florida, US

MelissaLynnette LaDiva wrote:

NicS wrote:
Not sure if anyone added this but does nyone know of Devon Aoki? Do a search if you get the chance.............

Ahhhh, the invoking of the exception's name in vain.

At least people have stopped using Kate Moss' name in vain every time.

Sandy Ramirez wrote:

Kate was so five inches ago lol!

lol


(yes, even short people can laugh at themselves)

Sep 02 07 07:56 am Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Dave the design student

Posts: 45198

Detroit, Michigan, US

Amanda Kim wrote:
sad  sound like an attack...

A runway model has everything to do with proportion and dimension.  The minimum height for a standard woman's size is 5'7".  There's a certain amount of inches needed for the center-back measurement.

The shortest model on the majors circuit is Devon Aoki, she's 5'6" and started working with Nick Knight and Alexander McQueen at age 13 for Visionaire.

There are celebrity models that are shorter as Udor stated in the opener.

The average height for a print model is 5'9" - it's an average to match a 6' average tall male, these are only averages, runway models in major markets are often on the taller side.

If you want to find out about average dimensions, scroll through any agency with a public roster and scan through the sizes, weights and heights on the stat sheets.

See all of the size 2-4 models who are 5'9" doing runway, some taller - some an inch shorter, it only means they are on roster, not actually walking.

View the averages.

There are more technical dimensions when it comes to modeling and samples, but those are the basics above and it's too early to do minutia on the Mayhem.

There's the technical reason.

Sep 02 07 07:57 am Link