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ArtisticVisions
Posts: 1012
Nashville, Tennessee, US
this was too funny to not share out of a models portfolio word for word
work dose take up a lot of my time
* I am college educated, very intelligent.
THINGS I SHOOT ONLY UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES:
** Parshal nudes- in rare cases- larder compensation required
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
short bus rider, for sure.
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Image K
Posts: 23400
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Reading people's profiles is a favorite pastime of mine.
A lot of entertainment value there...
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Chick Habit
Posts: 12022
Columbus, Ohio, US
"No child left behind" victim for sure.
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Danger Ninja
Posts: 22238
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
ArtisticVisions wrote:
larder compensation required ![https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg]()
now get naked
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Big A-Larger Than Life
Posts: 33451
The Woodlands, Texas, US
ArtisticVisions wrote:
this was too funny to not share out of a models portfolio word for word
work dose take up a lot of my time
* I am college educated, very intelligent.
THINGS I SHOOT ONLY UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES:
** Parshal nudes- in rare cases- larder compensation required That child got left behind.
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Tropic Light
Posts: 7595
Kailua, Hawaii, US
Ako in Boston wrote:
Dam. Im shocked and uphauled. LOL 
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Cayleb
Posts: 11
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, US
Danger Ninja Production wrote:
![https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg]()
now get naked LMAO love it!
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ArtisticVisions
Posts: 1012
Nashville, Tennessee, US
Danger Ninja Production wrote:
![https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg]()
now get naked lard have mercy
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Novus Photography
Posts: 586
Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada
ArtisticVisions wrote:
lard have mercy Why do you oil gotta be so mean?
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HSV Shooter
Posts: 645
Huntsville, Alabama, US
Deacon Blues wrote:
short bus rider, for sure. Not only rode, but licked the windows
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Coogan Photo
Posts: 821
Phoenix, Arizona, US
I wonder if she can locate the US on a world map? :-)
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Elizabeth Claret
Posts: 56038
Yelm, Washington, US
Maybe english isn't their first language?
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Jay2G Photography
Posts: 2570
Highland, Michigan, US
Danger Ninja Production wrote:
![https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/luckydog10113/crisco.jpg]()
now get naked YES!
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Jeffrey Engel
Posts: 22327
Waltham, Massachusetts, US
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Jeffrey Engel
Posts: 22327
Waltham, Massachusetts, US
Elizabeth Claret wrote:
Maybe english isn't their first language? Or uses simplified English concept pioneered by our founders?
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FFantastique
Posts: 2535
Orlando, Florida, US
ArtisticVisions wrote:
this was too funny to not share out of a models portfolio word for word
work dose take up a lot of my time
* I am college educated, very intelligent. <WHAT????>
THINGS I SHOOT ONLY UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES:
** Parshal nudes- in rare cases- larder compensation required I was tempted to wait a couple years until it was a decade but I'm going to jump the gun and reply NOW!
It's possible, just possible, that he/she/it might have been working on a tiny cell phone in the dark while driving and might have messed up when the light turned green and then forgot to come back and proof read it!
https://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/963065 Typos and misspellings are not as dangerous as this situation. Having a college education and being very intelligent doesn't mean there is an application thereof. :-)
We know of college-educated, very intelligent, public figures who make major moral mistakes too! No outing please. ;-)
While I am aghast that someone should claim such attributes and then fail so miserably to demonstrate it...few things surprise me. Possibly English is not their mother tongue nor native language. ;-) [tautology intentionally included for emphasis.]
OP--when you get back from wherever you went, have you asked the profile holder?
EDIT: Fact checking myself. Maybe that's not tautologous. They could be diferent.
http://english.stackexchange.com/questi … e-language
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studio36uk
Posts: 22898
Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna
Well that's $40 grand [or more] down the rathole. Wouldn't you just love to see their résumé?
Studio36
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Herman Surkis
Posts: 10856
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Storm Surge Photography wrote:
Cheerleading scholarship? Bingo!
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portraiturebyBrent
Posts: 387
Round Rock, Texas, US
studio36uk wrote:
Well that's $40 grand [or more] down the rathole. Wouldn't you just love to see their résumé? Not if I was hiring.
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Herman Surkis
Posts: 10856
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
-Miss Krissie- wrote:
maybe they're dyslexic? Sadly some truth here as well.
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Lisa Everhart
Posts: 924
Sebring, Florida, US
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Unfortunately this is all too common now. Hell, most kids can't even write cursive anymore.
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Michael DBA Expressions
Posts: 3730
Lynchburg, Virginia, US
Sadly, intelligent does not mean literate.
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FFantastique
Posts: 2535
Orlando, Florida, US
studio36uk wrote:
Well that's $40 grand [or more] down the rathole. Wouldn't you just love to see their résumé?
Studio36 One college résumé presented to me had "TX" "Tx" "Tex." and I wants to YELL
"EVEN IF WRONG, AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT!"
Thinking "How difficult can this be?!"
I have also seen them done totally on a smart phone--and looked like it too!
[Don't think he had college. He is messed up because as a child he almost saw his older brother die: gun shot. Self inflicted or otherwise. Not known. He arrived moments later according to mother. Re investigation is probably stuck.]
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