Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Kate Upton is fat. Oh, really?

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GK photo

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john_ellis wrote:
I just thought it was funny that you urged people to stop hating when you referenced skinny models with 14 year old boys.

only because it was implied somewhere in this thread that that's what "real" swimsuit models look like. or something like that.

and the smile and tongue were attempts to keep it tongue in cheek. apparently they whooshed.

Jul 17 12 06:32 pm Link

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john_ellis

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GK photo wrote:
only because it was implied somewhere in this thread that that's what "real" swimsuit models look like. or something along like that.

FACT: "real" swimsuit models look like Rosie O'Donnell in a singlet.

I'm not gonna budge on this one.









Note: no smileys or emoticons were used in the creation of this post, in order to preserve their rights as a species.

Jul 17 12 06:35 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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As requested by Alec, of the LOL thread:P

https://cl.jroo.me/z3/B/v/Z/d/a.baa-Youre-Not-Fat.jpg

Jul 17 12 07:20 pm Link

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Quay Lude

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Laurence Moan wrote:
KU.gif for page 3.

I've watched this 1,392,767 times and I still can't figure out what she's saying...
https://i39.tinypic.com/10qf1qc.gif

"Lens Cap!"

big_smile

Jul 17 12 07:54 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

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She's a great looking girl


I have no idea what the fuck some of you are on about

Jul 17 12 08:21 pm Link

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Quay Lude

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SPRINGHEEL wrote:
She's a great looking girl


I have no idea what the fuck some of you are on about

Seriously. I've been WTF'ing since page one.

Jul 17 12 08:30 pm Link

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Cherrystone

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SPRINGHEEL wrote:
She's a great looking girl


I have no idea what the fuck some of you are on about

Did you mean "are on"?

Jul 17 12 08:39 pm Link

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joeyk

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IrisSwope wrote:
Oh come on!

I don't know who she is, but if she's a model, she's fat (in horrible shape, whatever).

If she's some random person who people are making popular for the sake of being popular, then whatever. but that's fat for a model.

A new benchmark for most ridiculous post on MM ever...

Jul 17 12 09:01 pm Link

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Chris Rifkin

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joeyk wrote:

A new benchmark for most ridiculous post on MM ever...

Give it a week,there will be a new benchmark

Jul 17 12 09:26 pm Link

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Jansu

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This generations Cheryl Tiegs

Jul 17 12 09:50 pm Link

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Cait Chan

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Cherrystone wrote:

Did you mean "are on"?

Hard on... Definitely hard on

Jul 18 12 02:56 am Link

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-Nicole-

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Presley ONeil wrote:
Edited to add- whatever she weighs or however her body looks, with that stupid dance, she's just one of those people for me. Can't say I know her but she seems way to into herself.

Who knew having fun = way too into themselves lol

Jul 18 12 06:03 am Link

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Stay Puft

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Jules NYC wrote:
As requested by Alec, of the LOL thread:P

https://forums.ratehispanic.com/images/smilies/Borat.gif

Jul 18 12 06:13 am Link

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Anna Adrielle

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dave phoenix wrote:

i don't know if hitting the gym would really help, to be honest. some people are just shaped different, and it looks like she just has a naturally thicker waist than some other models.

i wouldn't call kate upton fat, but i think she definitely has a different body type than some other models who are very slender with big boobs - like marissa, for example.

https://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7458/cdf0b7579ad34016a36e166.png

she has more of a boyish figure, more boxy than hourglass.

oh yeah, definitely! bodyshape has a lot to do with it. I think Kate is an apple actually... if she ever gained 30 pounds, I bet she would be one of those people that carry all the weight in their face, boobs, arms and belly, and still have a tiny bottom and slim legs. And if you look at the rest of her body (boobs and LITTLE belly aside), she's actually quite slim (arms, legs, ass).

I think if she would lose weight, she'd lose her boobs and it would just look weird, so it's definitely not a matter of slimming down. And since she just naturally carries a little but of fluff there, it's probably harder to lose it than for others.

anyway, like I said, I think she's cute as a button and seems to have a very lovely personality as well (not that I know her big_smile), and I'm all for diversity in the modelling world... so as far as I'm concerned, she can keep doing her thing just the way she is big_smile

Jul 18 12 11:12 am Link

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Anna Adrielle

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Venessa M Baez wrote:
She's not fat - she's curvy. Even then, "fat" isn't the word to be used to refer to a mode. It's "Plus sized"

And if you haven't heard of pro-ana or pro-mia, you've never browsed Tumblr. It's a sad thing.

ehm, fat and plussized aren't synonyms...

currently most succesful plussize model:
https://hotcelebscandal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/319461_3516014735814_1520332556_n.jpg

Jul 18 12 11:16 am Link

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Yves Duchamp - Femme

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GK photo wrote:

who would have thought that? i just like seeing swimsuit models with some curves. to each.

I would have.

Jul 18 12 11:24 am Link

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Carl Roberts

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One of the things I heard said about her was that she...

Had no waist

And her body looked like a squishy brick

Truthfully I don't think those are terribly wrong descriptions of this girl

She's cute in the face but she is definitely not thin in the waist
Very much up and down in my opinion

Jul 18 12 01:01 pm Link

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sospix

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Carl Roberts wrote:
One of the things I heard said about her was that she...

Had no waist

And her body looked like a squishy brick

Truthfully I don't think those are terribly wrong descriptions of this girl

She's cute in the face but she is definitely not thin in the waist
Very much up and down in my opinion

I like "squishy bricks"  .  .  .  especially whilst they're stuffed inta tiny bikinis  .  .  .  wink

SOS

Jul 18 12 02:13 pm Link

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AmandaCecilia

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the only people who actually think she's fat are those who aspire to look anorexic. seriously... they think their bones sticking out is what is attractive... thats fine if they feel that way, but that doesn't make her fat.

Jul 18 12 03:52 pm Link

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AmandaCecilia

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Orca Bay Images wrote:
Astounding. There have been MMer models who are grossly obese and some so homely they've been mistaken for men, yet they get the "You go, girl! You're beautiful!" treatment. Yet Kate gets treated like a no-name pig.

I wish someone could explain it to me.

haha wow so true.

Jul 18 12 03:59 pm Link

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Rachael Bueckert

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Michael A Broughton wrote:
some people just need to get over themselves.https://rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Kate-Upton-GIF1.gif

Thats disgusting.

And I'm not talking about that gorgeous, happy, curvy woman. I'm talking about that 'thinspiration' and 'pro-ana' bullshit... wow... Mental health problems are becoming a pandemic it seems...

I doubt those super-selfconscious 'skinny loving' self-esteemless girls are ever as happy (and drop dead sexy) as the woman above.

Jul 18 12 04:00 pm Link

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Bon voyage MM

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Every time I come back to MM it's the same threads.

le sigh.

If Kate Upton is fat I hate to know what you think of me at that time of the month.

Jul 18 12 04:41 pm Link

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Svend

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Cuica Cafezinho wrote:
I must be getting old. I'd never heard of "pro-ana" before. Hope I never do again. What a fucked up subculture.

(sorry if somebody already started this. Search did not reveal it.)

http://hellogiggles.com/the-fat-shaming … a-websites

Haters.  /Story

Jul 18 12 04:45 pm Link

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Too Hot For Snakes

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Kate Upton and her fat ass can come down here and sit on the Terlingua porch any time she wants to.

Jul 18 12 04:54 pm Link

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GK photo

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Shon D.- Femme wrote:

I would have.

whoosh.

Jul 18 12 05:02 pm Link

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Svend

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Too Hot For Snakes wrote:
Kate Upton and her fat ass can come down here and sit on the Terlingua porch any time she wants to.

I'm sure she's chomping at the bit for that opportunity...

Jul 18 12 05:03 pm Link

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Quay Lude

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Svend wrote:

Haters.  /Story

Yep.

Nice avatar btw. Great shot.

Jul 18 12 05:10 pm Link

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Too Hot For Snakes

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Svend wrote:

I'm sure she's chomping at the bit for that opportunity...

You totally missed the point.

Jul 18 12 05:11 pm Link

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Svend

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Too Hot For Snakes wrote:

You totally missed the point.

I doubt it.

Jul 18 12 05:12 pm Link

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Svend

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Cuica Cafezinho wrote:

Yep.

Nice avatar btw. Great shot.

Thank you smile

Jul 18 12 05:12 pm Link

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Mr Banner

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pretty hot and tempting?

Jul 18 12 05:15 pm Link

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dvwrght

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Carl Roberts wrote:
One of the things I heard said about her was that she...

Had no waist

And her body looked like a squishy brick

Truthfully I don't think those are terribly wrong descriptions of this girl

She's cute in the face but she is definitely not thin in the waist
Very much up and down in my opinion

exaaaaaaaaaactly.

she doesn't have an hourglass shape or a well-defined waist.

https://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9087/501a8c98b14a45fdac14d59.png

i just don't think "ooh look bouncing boobies!" is a very strong counterpoint. oh well.

Jul 18 12 06:06 pm Link

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Garry k

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I would say that she looks sort of doughy looking

Jul 18 12 06:12 pm Link

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Svend

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Garry k wrote:
I would say that she looks sort of doughy looking

You say it like it's a bad thing...

Jul 18 12 06:13 pm Link

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Art Silva

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Laurence Moan wrote:
KU.gif for page 3.

I've watched this 1,392,767 times and I still can't figure out what she's saying...
https://i39.tinypic.com/10qf1qc.gif

I figured it out, it only took me 30 seconds (once I switched my attention off her boobies), but think about it... photoshoot... eager/snappy demeanor in her delivery... plus it looks like it's raining and the end of the shoot
she is saying:

"That's a Wrap!"

Jul 18 12 06:25 pm Link

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hygvhgvkhy

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-Nicole- wrote:

Who knew having fun = way too into themselves lol

So is it Kim kardashian is constantly brought up about being lazy&famous, but kate upton is really only famous because she dances half naked on YouTube. She just so happens to have the measurements for modeling as well.

Jul 18 12 07:23 pm Link

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Mr Banner

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Presley ONeil wrote:
So is it Kim kardashian is constantly brought up about being lazy

Jul 18 12 07:37 pm Link

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Quay Lude

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Art Silva Photography wrote:
I figured it out,

Nobody's ever gonna get anything by you Art. No siree, Bob!

wink

Jul 18 12 07:38 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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Garry k wrote:
I would say that she looks sort of doughy looking

She's lovable. She needs to be kneaded.

Jul 18 12 07:44 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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Presley ONeil wrote:

So is it Kim kardashian is constantly brought up about being lazy&famous, but kate upton is really only famous because she dances half naked on YouTube. She just so happens to have the measurements for modeling as well.

Please answer this riddle, Presley.

Did she do the SI swimsuit cover before the YouTube dancing videos got well known or did she get the SI cover because of the YouTube videos?

Jul 18 12 07:53 pm Link