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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
So, randomly for the past two nights, I've been having odd rape-fantasy dreams involving myself and my stepdads nephew who's working on our house. It's odd because I've never even formally met the guy, and if you asked me to describe him all I could tell you is he's taller and tanner than me, and might have brown hair. I don't even know if he's hot. I didnt hear him in the other room when I woke up today, so I figured he was gone, he's usually finishing up around the time im waking up. And my mother is usually downstairs taking a nap on the sofa. So I think I'm alone. And I really need to pee. And I sleep naked, except for underwear. So I threw on a tank top and stumbled out of my room, and straight into the guy working on our house. Half naked. You'd think this would work in my favor, except for the part where I'm looking particularly rough in the face and hair department because I JUST woke up and can barely even open my eyes yet at this point. So that settles that, I can just stop having those dreams now, cuz that ain't ever happening  My life can easily be summed up as one big series of unfortunate self-deprecating events And I still don't know what he looks like
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
And I still don't know what he looks like Stop looking directly into his genitals!
Though I know it's hard, since you are eye to eye with most normal sized men's junk.
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
So, randomly for the past two nights, I've been having odd rape-fantasy dreams involving myself and my stepdads nephew who's working on our house. It's odd because I've never even formally met the guy, and if you asked me to describe him all I could tell you is he's taller and tanner than me, and might have brown hair. I don't even know if he's hot.
I didnt hear him in the other room when I woke up today, so I figured he was gone, he's usually finishing up around the time im waking up. And my mother is usually downstairs taking a nap on the sofa. So I think I'm alone. And I really need to pee. And I sleep naked, except for underwear.
So I threw on a tank top and stumbled out of my room, and straight into the guy working on our house. Half naked. You'd think this would work in my favor, except for the part where I'm looking particularly rough in the face and hair department because I JUST woke up and can barely even open my eyes yet at this point.
So that settles that, I can just stop having those dreams now, cuz that ain't ever happening
My life can easily be summed up as one big series of unfortunate self-deprecating events
And I still don't know what he looks like All is not lost. As long as there wasn't a guy following you out of the bedroom, he's interested.
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
ArtisticPhotography wrote:
All is not lost. As long as there wasn't a guy following you out of the bedroom, he's interested. Since when does that matter to another guy? LOL...derp.
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Damon Banner wrote:
Stop looking directly into his genitals!
Though I know it's hard, since you are eye to eye with most normal sized men's junk. Well I couldn't make eye contact! My eyes weren't even really open, it's bright and shit outside my room
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DougBPhoto
Posts: 39248
Portland, Oregon, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
I sleep naked, except for underwear. 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 33090
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
My life can easily be summed up as one big series of unfortunate self-deprecating events You seem to be under the mistaken belief that this would ever slow a guy down...ever
Not to worry, give that guy half a nod and the deal is done I'm sure
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
DougBPhoto wrote:
I have sex dreams and black sheets, okay?
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
Well I couldn't make eye contact! My eyes weren't even really open, it's bright and shit outside my room That doesn't explain why you haven't been able to look him in the eye all the OTHER times!  junk peeker!
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udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
I have sex dreams and black sheets, okay? Very okay with me! 
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Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10064
Middle Island, New York, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
My life can easily be summed up as one big series of unfortunate self-deprecating events Carl Roberts wrote:
You seem to be under the mistaken belief that this would ever slow a guy down...ever
Not to worry, give that guy half a nod and the deal is done I'm sure I agree with carl. It's not like you walked out and had shit yourself in the hallway. he saw you in your undies. He probably had a boner on sight. Men seeing women right when they wake is raw. They kind of like that if you havent learned that by now. If a woman can be semi attractive then, then you have seen her at her purist. You were in a tank top and undies. Oh no! The shame!
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
Well I couldn't make eye contact! My eyes weren't even really open, it's bright and shit outside my room Just stumble up to him and say, "I'm Laura."
Then he'll say, "Hi, I'm Jim".
Then you say, "Oh, Hi. You're a carpenter, ey?"
Then he'll say, "Yeah, what do you do".
Then you say, "I'm a nude model".
Then he'll say, "Oh, want to go out tonight?"
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Damon Banner wrote:
That doesn't explain why you haven't been able to look him in the eye all the OTHER times! junk peeker! I really don't see him that often. Most of the work he's done on the house I haven't even been home for, I know he exists because I hear him but I don't leave my room till 3pm, he's usually on his way out the door.
Supposedly he was at the wedding, but I don't remember that. Nobody introduced me to him.
I might've been looking at other parts...they just happened to be in the vicinity of the paint-stained jeans and big rough hands...and the junk
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7947
Monterey, California, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
I have sex dreams and black sheets, okay? I have no idea what that means!
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
PhotographybyT wrote:
I have no idea what that means! black bed and vivid dream
do you want a drawing ?
cuz I do
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MMDesign
Posts: 18647
Louisville, Kentucky, US
scrymettet wrote:
black bed and vivid dream
do you want a drawing ?
cuz I do I'm pretty good at drawing... I mean, if she was looking for someone... 
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DougBPhoto
Posts: 39248
Portland, Oregon, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
I have sex dreams and black sheets, okay? Perhaps I should clarify.
Naked w/underwear =/= naked
Naked w/underwear === sleep in just underwear
I gots no problem with trying to minimize the need to do laundry. 
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7947
Monterey, California, US
scrymettet wrote:
black bed and vivid dream
do you want a drawing ?
cuz I do No, but a photo would be sufficient. (haha)
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Michael Broughton
Posts: 2288
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
could be worse (or better?). at least he didn't overhear you talking in your sleep during one of your rape fantasy dreams.
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Robert Winn Photography
Posts: 2097
Virginia Beach, Virginia, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
And I sleep naked, except for underwear. So I threw on a tank top and stumbled out of my room, and straight into the guy working on our house. Half naked. 3 to 1 he's already seen nude photos of you on the internet. Undies and a tank top probably looked modest. As for the dreams... How can you be sure he hasn't had a few dreams about you himself?
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Two Pears Studio
Posts: 3632
Wilmington, Delaware, US
You forget my dear that much of our sexual drive is driven by our reptilian brain... and a sleepy face, no matter how fucked up YOU think it is... is not enough of a deterrent.
all it takes is a hint that you are ready or interested and you will be off to the races...
all it takes is a sentence and you will be off to bed!
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Llobet Photography
Posts: 4915
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US
Two Pears Studio wrote:
You forget my dear that much of our sexual drive is driven by our reptilian brain... and a sleepy face, no matter how fucked up YOU think it is... is not enough of a deterrent.
all it takes is a hint that you are ready or interested and you will be off to the races...
all it takes is a sentence and you will be off to bed! QFT.
It doesn't take much to start the launch sequence on a guy.
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7699
Buffalo, New York, US
BlueMoonPics wrote:
QFT.
It doesn't take much to start the launch sequence on a guy. I hear that for some guy around here, it only takes a balloon to set him off!
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Robert Winn Photography wrote:
3 to 1 he's already seen nude photos of you on the internet. Undies and a tank top probably looked modest. As for the dreams... How can you be sure he hasn't had a few dreams about you himself? While yes I'm naked on the Internet and yes he's family-ish, he has no idea what I do, how would he have ever found my photos? I'm not exactly in the first bazillion results that pop up when searching porn. There are a LOT of much more popular naked women on the Internet
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
ArtisticPhotography wrote:
I hear that for some guy around here, it only takes a balloon to set him off!
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
I sleep naked, except for underwear. That's sorta like not naked, bro-dawg…
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Top Level Studio
Posts: 3254
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Just to clarify, who was raping whom in your dreams?
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38381
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
That's sorta like not naked, bro-dawg… She's a staunch conservative. Take it easy on her.
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Model Sarah
Posts: 40987
Columbus, Ohio, US
Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
That's sorta like not naked, bro-dawg…
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
She's a staunch conservative. Take it easy on her. Apparently!
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
Model Sarah wrote:
I can't take credit for that one; I heard it first from Laura herself.
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Jesus you people are real sticklers for your definitions of naked sleeping.
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
I can't take credit for that one; I heard it first from Laura herself. I haven't used that in a long time.
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Top Level Studio wrote:
Just to clarify, who was raping whom in your dreams? Do I look like the kind of person who rapes people in their sleep?
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Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17716
San Diego Country Estates, California, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
Jesus you people are real sticklers for your definitions of naked sleeping. You, of all people, should know what the word "naked" means!
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
He stayed late today so I actually met him.
And he's married
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
He stayed late today so I actually met him.
And he's married Your dreams are going to get even more complicated…
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Laura UnBound wrote:
He stayed late today so I actually met him.
And he's married And ?
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Kev Lawson
Posts: 11294
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Laura UnBound wrote:
While yes I'm naked on the Internet and yes he's family-ish, he has no idea what I do, how would he have ever found my photos? I'm not exactly in the first bazillion results that pop up when searching porn. There are a LOT of much more popular naked women on the Internet Well, you cannot be so sure about that... remember how the Black Book of Photography came right up for me searching, and you had hundreds of other results about black and white photography.
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
Your dreams are going to get even more complicated… I don't know if that's actually possible.
I'll be so excited the day they figure out how to record dreams....I can't explain 90% of what goes on I my head when I'm asleep
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