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 Jul 07 14 12:31 pm Link This just seems silly to me. I mean, I work in medicine. Maybe talk about the weather or funny stories about your 80 year old grandmom or root canals or dog poop. I once was bought a lap dance for a bachelorette. I found this gross. I spoke exclusively about his problems in real estate. Just chatted his ear off and kept him a foot away. He couldn't have been less alluring and neither one of us left tainted by the situation. If a nude model climaxes just because she's nude and there's a camera pointed there and she's actually a model and you're actually a professional, well I would think something else is going on. Missing a piece of this puzzle. Could be her fault, could be yours. But if you stick to the aforementioned premise I don't see how this can happen. I mean seriously. What would you do if you were a nurse and someone got turned on? Or a teacher and a 16 year old got turned on? I dunno. Keeping things from getting there seems the best tactic. Jul 08 14 08:05 pm Link Nice that you appear to be concerned about the model. Seems a break might have been enough. Lacking specifics on the shoot' seems also the intent could have been stimulation. It was just supposed to be acted not real. Stopping the shoot short of getting the intended images seems extreme. Jul 09 14 07:30 am Link Step one: check out his profile-text step two: check his portfolio step three: realise OP is full of shit and this post is most probably... completely made up. Thank me later. Jul 09 14 08:24 am Link Steven Lemmens wrote: I was able to skip steps 1-2 and jump straight to step 3 Jul 09 14 08:50 am Link Steven Lemmens wrote: Brooklyn Bridge Images wrote: lol. Yes, and there was more than one person trolling for whatever. Jul 09 14 01:47 pm Link Okay, this obviously did not happen and the guy is probably getting off on telling us about it, hence why he posted this thread! if I'm wrong, then let's address the "white milky stuff" - this is not sexual arousal but ordinary discharge which most women get, especially around the time of ovulation, but I'm unconvinced that it could appear in such large quantities that it could ruin the shoot! I'm shocked that someone confident enough to be willing to shoot with their legs wide open would be shy/embarrassed about a little discharge- you just wipe it away and keep going. surely. Pos the strangest thread I've ever read, tbh! LOL Jul 09 14 02:06 pm Link This guy (the OP) has the weirdest profile I've ever seen, check this out: "I am here NOT to make friends. So please do not waste your time sending me friends requests. I am a business person". He then says he knows his portfolio is very limited but that's because he's not looking for publicity or clients, but just to do business. Errrr... okay.... not weird at all, then. Jul 09 14 02:08 pm Link This post and this guys profile is crazy sauce! I am surprised any model would work for him. And work for a private collector? Really? I agree with most B as in B, S as in S!!!! Look I shoot over 200 nude shoots every year. That's like 1,200 models in the 6 years I have shot nudes. In all that time I have encountered discharges only twice. Since I don't shoot spread shots I have rarely seen anything unless I notice when the model is moving between poses. But if you are a gentleman you should handle this situation like a gentleman. Jul 09 14 04:00 pm Link http://health.howstuffworks.com/sexual- … vagina.htm I literally Googled "how vaginas work" for you guys, since this thread is painfully clueless. By the way, "white creamy discharge" is NOT common around ovulation but it is at any other point in a woman's cycle. Creamy cervical mucous is acidic and hostile to sperm and is not indicative of illness -- NOR is it indicative of arousal. Arousal fluid is slippery and watery, which you would know if you'd ever, you know, gotten a woman aroused. Cervical mucous, on the other hand, can have many colors, textures, and consistencies, largely depending on how hydrated a woman is and her current levels of estrogen/progesterone. Sex ed has apparently failed a lot of people. And seriously, I can't imagine a photographer needing to wipe stuff off a model's vagina for any reason. Seriously. That is some creepy shit. Jul 09 14 07:07 pm Link all_names_are_taken wrote:
Jul 09 14 07:49 pm Link Ruby Red UK wrote: It doesn't impress me. Jul 09 14 10:58 pm Link This one time I saw a girl nude, she even took her bra off! Here's some quality listening for you OP; http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI&feature=kp Enjoy Jul 09 14 11:17 pm Link I'm of the opinion that English is not the OP's first language, and that may be part of the problem here. I wonder if I'm the only one who has noticed that... Jul 10 14 06:38 am Link Eugenya wrote: You are likely correct. Claims to be Italian and from NY. No idea from that if he was born in Rome or certain areas of Brooklyn. Jul 10 14 06:45 am Link Eugenya wrote: The problem is not just the language, but the body language. Jul 10 14 06:53 am Link all_names_are_taken wrote: You know I love you, right? Jul 11 14 01:45 pm Link Eugenya wrote: Here's what I noticed Jul 11 14 02:35 pm Link all_names_are_taken wrote: This is more than I needed to know. Jul 12 14 05:48 am Link all_names_are_taken wrote: Just what kind of people do you think we are! I only photograph naked women with my eyes closed, and I tie my hands to the bedposts when I sleep for the next week, just in case! Jul 12 14 06:46 am Link all_names_are_taken wrote: made Ma' Day. Jul 12 14 08:24 am Link all_names_are_taken wrote: "Arousal Fluid" sounds like a great name for a hard rock band! Jul 12 14 08:34 am Link I keep reading this thread title as "excitement tissue" now o.O Jul 12 14 08:44 am Link Harpy_image wrote: I think that's another band name now. Jul 12 14 08:51 am Link Sometimes vaginas get wet. It's what they do. No need to make a big deal about it. Jul 13 14 12:08 pm Link OMG!! This feminine wetness trainwreck is still going!!??? Jul 13 14 12:19 pm Link Lol this is still going? Jul 13 14 12:43 pm Link Ken Warren Photography wrote: ^^^^^^ Jul 13 14 02:00 pm Link Cwen wrote: We would be reading about you. Jul 13 14 02:12 pm Link Alabaster Crowley wrote: For the past week, my wife and I have been shaking our heads and laughing at the complete lack of clue some folks have been displaying. Jul 13 14 05:09 pm Link Danielle Reid wrote: Ahhhhh! Not for that area! Jul 15 14 11:49 pm Link Tim Griffiths wrote: It's not just a man problem, it's a people problem. And if we still lived by the "you don't work you don't eat" way of life good ol 'Murica was founded on, life would probably a bit more bearable day to day. Jul 15 14 11:53 pm Link Dave McDermott wrote: Heck yeah!! Jul 16 14 12:01 am Link Despair................. Jul 16 14 02:18 am Link WTF did I just read???? Jul 16 14 05:05 pm Link The photographer must had on some Ax body spray, I guess the commercials are right after all! Jul 16 14 05:36 pm Link fluffycakes wrote: Seriously? That's what they're MADE FOR. Jul 16 14 06:22 pm Link Alabaster Crowley wrote: Wow you're pretty old to not understand how vaginas work. Jul 18 14 02:43 pm Link Photographer Mario wrote: Did this really happen or in your imagination later? Jul 18 14 02:54 pm Link Good Egg Productions wrote: HAH! I'm done. Jul 18 14 03:01 pm Link |
