salvatori. wrote:

Simple fact: all members need to have at least (4) images in their portfolio. No exceptions as far as I know. Not complaining, just asking why some get a pass. Read into it what you will.

Yes many things aren't as they should be .

Dea and the Beast wrote:

Yes many things aren't as they should be .

Like, how am I allowed to have a pitcher of a Possum can for an avi?

That just ain't right no how.

Possums ain't food, they's beasts.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Like, how am I allowed to have a pitcher of a Possum can for an avi?

That just ain't right no how.

Possums ain't food, they's beasts.

It's not a model!

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

It's not a model!

Ah but per definition the possum held still for the initial photo that's then printed on the jar... so possum= model.

And since we're talking semantics, any thermometer inserted rectally is a rectal thermometer.

Dea and the Beast wrote:

Ah but per definition the possum held still for the initial photo that's then printed on the jar... so possum= model.

And since we're talking semantics, any thermometer inserted rectally is a rectal thermometer.

At least until somebody uses it in the tradition "under the tongue" way.

So, remember to wipe it off when you have completed your determination.

Plus, I didn't draw the picture of the possum or make the can or anything - copyright violation.

I should be expelled.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

At least until somebody uses it in the tradition "under the tongue" way.

So, remember to wipe it off when you have completed your determination.

Plus, I didn't draw the picture of the possum or make the can or anything - copyright violation.

I should be expelled.

Brig the scoundrel! Cheater! Pitchforks and torches! (and don't forget to go to model colloquy to complain!)

salvatori. wrote:
Sorry, guess I'm offended by being an old man.

Still, if a FG can't maintain the absolute minimum standard for a membership, not only should they not be a FG, they shouldn't even be a member, and shouldn't have the luxury of custom-fitting herself into the site, simply because she's posed for a lot of us 'old men'.

IMHO

+1

I understand that with the sheer number of members it may be difficult to keep track of everyone but there are some bare minimum standards that have been set (e.g. four images) and we should all have to adhere to them regardless of where we fit in the hierarchy.

There should also be standards based on the types of profiles we have which means that models should at least have basic stats listed as per the OP. As a stylist I'll always ask if they're current, but honestly I shouldn't have to.

Dea and the Beast wrote:

Brig the scoundrel! Cheater! Pitchforks and torches! (and don't forget to go to model colloquy to complain!)

They should just roll all the Fora into SF2 and let the Mods take permanent vacation.

Plus, I won't go down without a fight!!!

Dea and the Beast wrote:

Ah but per definition the possum held still for the initial photo that's then printed on the jar... so possum= model.

And since we're talking semantics, any thermometer inserted rectally is a rectal thermometer.

I prefer a human female model!   

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
I prefer a human female model!   

..to a rectal thermometer?

Stats my vary  

Dea and the Beast wrote:

..to a rectal thermometer?

Stats my vary  

To a possum.  He must be a possum photographer.   

DGI Concepts wrote:
Four images? When you can't even get them to type in their stats?
Uploading 4 pics must be even harder to do.

After looking at your work, I wonder why you even 'need' stats?

Or maybe you just needed a cute publicity stunt? ( in which case, congrats on letting someone else handle the shit show)

Dea and the Beast wrote:

After looking at your work, I wonder why you even 'need' stats?

Or maybe you just needed a cute publicity stunt? ( in which case, congrats on letting someone else handle the shit show)

Shadow Dancer wrote:

I'm a mean girl, aren't I?

Dea and the Beast wrote:

I'm a mean girl, aren't I?

Typical Teutonic precision.

You are not merely mean, you are exactly just this mean.

I ain't skeered a bit, possums will protect me.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Typical Teutonic precision.

You are not merely mean, you are exactly just this mean.

I ain't skeered a bit, possums will protect me.

I can't be entirely sure, but I believe a swarthy neighborhood possum may have saved Mr. Schatzi
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/26536474 - 18+ (little boy in the door), from death by freezing..

Schatz got away Jan 6th and was lost for 23 (!!!) days, the first night he was missing it went below 40 here... I think that fat possum dude either kept him warm or showed him how to be poor (middle class Schatz has no fucking idea where the nearest food bank is).

Dea and the Beast wrote:

I can't be entirely sure, but I believe a swarthy neighborhood possum may have saved Mr. Schatzi
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/26536474 - 18+ (little boy in the door), from death by freezing..

Schatz got away Jan 6th and was lost for 23 (!!!) days, the first night he was missing it went below 40 here... I think that fat possum dude either kept him warm or showed him how to be poor (middle class Schatz has no fucking idea where the nearest food bank is).

Marsupials are under-rated. Even stupid cats are smart (not insinuating anything with regards to Schatz, although suspecting his name was earned due to a rather inglorious behavior).

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Marsupials are under-rated. Even stupid cats are smart (not insinuating anything with regards to Schatz, although suspecting his name was earned due to a rather inglorious behavior).

Schatz = German and means 'treasure' or 'darling'.
You mean the other Sch*** word.

Dud, c'mon, who names their..nevermind.

Leonard Gee Photography wrote:
as long as there are 4 human model images, the profile is fine, other images are allowed - there is no rule that states there must be a model avatar. it may be a logo or a cowbell.

the point is that there should be 4 unique human model images (except for designers, at least two designs on models, sketches & mannequins for the rest). the rules are very minimalistic. i do think that all admin, gk, and mod profiles should absolutely meet all requirements.

As should avatars.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Marsupials are under-rated. Even stupid cats are smart (not insinuating anything with regards to Schatz, although suspecting his name was earned due to a rather inglorious behavior).

The cat next door knows how to open doors.   

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
The cat next door knows how to open doors.   

My cat Mausi once came running out of my wardrobe, though the bedroom- Bruce-cat hat opened the door to my shoot-wardrobe.
Mausi was carrying a small handbad made of fur (sheep), and around her waist she had caught a pair of lacey red panties.

Alas I was not fast enough to take a picture, since I was busy not to try to pee in my pants laughing.

Dea and the Beast wrote:

I can't be entirely sure, but I believe a swarthy neighborhood possum may have saved Mr. Schatzi
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/26536474 - 18+ (little boy in the door), from death by freezing..

Schatz got away Jan 6th and was lost for 23 (!!!) days, the first night he was missing it went below 40 here... I think that fat possum dude either kept him warm or showed him how to be poor (middle class Schatz has no fucking idea where the nearest food bank is).

You got the nicest looking felines. Can I book them for a shoot? I promise to be extra professional with 'em, even let you come in as an escort

Perhaps even hold the reflectors for me

PhotoKromze wrote:

You got the nicest looking felines. Can I book them for a shoot? I promise to be extra professional with 'em, even let you come in as an escort

Perhaps even hold the reflectors for me

Sure, we need airfare, and $20.000 insurance per feline.   and then there's my day rate as reflector holder and beast-master (to be booked separately!)

Dea and the Beast wrote:

Sure, we need airfare, and $20.000 insurance per feline.   and then there's my day rate as reflector holder and beast-master (to be booked separately!)

Done deal. I just now booked myself as cargo in the earliest FedEx flight out

My camera and MM password is on me, in case I don't make the trip alive

Dea and the Beast wrote:

Schatz = German and means 'treasure' or 'darling'.
You mean the other Sch*** word.

Dud, c'mon, who names their..nevermind.

Can you blame me?

We won't go into pet names, except to reminisce on poor little Piggy Poo-Butt, who never learned to lick himself clean. We gave him to a friend to become a farm cat.

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

The cat next door knows how to open doors.   

I had a cat who could open cupboards AND drawers.

We named him Morton because that was the sound he made when he jumped down from something and hit the ground.

DGI Concepts wrote:
It is SUPER annoying when a model uses all zeros or n/a in her details.
I'm sorry ladies but what are we supposed to do guess your stats?
Isn't the goal here to show up in a search and get hired?
If you are serious about modeling kindly fill them in PLEASE!
Thank you

Where in the MM world is there a rule that people have to provide exact details about themselves or their experience level? This is not a professional site. Anyone can become a member and create an alternative reality - can't they?

PhotoKromze wrote:

Done deal. I just now booked myself as cargo in the earliest FedEx flight out

My camera and MM password is on me, in case I don't make the trip alive

Awww <3

Shadow Dancer wrote:

I had a cat who could open cupboards AND drawers.

We named him Morton because that was the sound he made when he jumped down from something and hit the ground.

this is the amazing mr. Bruce. playing fetch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F92RCQV4gUM

DGI Concepts wrote:
It is SUPER annoying when a model uses all zeros or n/a in her details.
I'm sorry ladies but what are we supposed to do guess your stats?
Isn't the goal here to show up in a search and get hired?
If you are serious about modeling kindly fill them in PLEASE!
Thank you

I'm not as concerned about numbers, as I am about looks. 
Most of the time, I don't require certain ages or sizes for my work. 
Besides, I don't trust the Internet! 
Not everything is real on the Internet.
People write whatever they want.

Join real life!

Dea and the Beast wrote:

this is the amazing mr. Bruce. playing fetch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F92RCQV4gUM

You sure he is not some kind of weird dog?

Cats don't do that!!!! At least, not "normal" cats (whatever that is!!).

Shadow Dancer wrote:

You sure he is not some kind of weird dog?

Cats don't do that!!!! At least, not "normal" cats (whatever that is!!).

Dude, I know!

He wags his tail, follows me EVERYWHERE and sleeps next my pillow, facing the door.
He knows when I'm cold and he's on warm-up duty, since he weighs 16 lbs now.. he's a big warm lump. I love that guy.

Dea and the Beast wrote:

Dude, I know!

He wags his tail, follows me EVERYWHERE and sleeps next my pillow, facing the door.
He knows when I'm cold and he's on warm-up duty, since he weighs 16 lbs now.. he's a big warm lump. I love that guy.

Start a YouTube series, it will go viral and you will be rich. Then, you can buy me guitars!!!

Koryn wrote:
Later today, when I get home, I'll take a picture of the crate of CDs I have, from shoots going back to when I first joined in 2007, and post that on MM.

That's a cool, hipstery, arty, post-moderny way to indirectly post like 435,793,000 images of myself here.

Koryn wrote:
Later today, when I get home, I'll take a picture of the crate of CDs I have, from shoots going back to when I first joined in 2007, and post that on MM.

That's a cool, hipstery, arty, post-moderny way to indirectly post like 435,793,000 images of myself here.

Can we have reflection of you on the CDs?

Koryn wrote:
Later today, when I get home, I'll take a picture of the crate of CDs I have, from shoots going back to when I first joined in 2007, and post that on MM.

That's a cool, hipstery, arty, post-moderny way to indirectly post like 435,793,000 images of myself here.

fuck yea

Koryn wrote:
Later today, when I get home, I'll take a picture of the crate of CDs I have, from shoots going back to when I first joined in 2007, and post that on MM.

That's a cool, hipstery, arty, post-moderny way to indirectly post like 435,793,000 images of myself here.

Possum Pal, you are beyond awesome, always have been beyond awesome and always will be beyond awesome.

Anybody doesn't like it can suck it up, Buttercup!!!