DVS wrote:

I hope it's not mom again.  =\

This is the second time I've laughed out loud from the forums today. Thanks DVS

More monkey spanking!

Like an open Rose wrote:

Touch my body or something

I was just wondering if it was that one.

Kelli wrote:

Do it, this person is obviously easily flared up! lol

But I was blocked...(but I'm having a model send a friend request so I can find out who it is...shhhhhhhh)

Orixx wrote:

Haha, no, you are not pale, just gorgeous. Are you really a d*ckless wonder? If so, that makes you even more my type .

I told you I'd go lesbian for you Orixx. 

DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

I vote #5- It reminds me of Tone Loc's Funky Cold Medina lol.

Photo-op wrote:
If you don't use "grimm reaper looking bastard " Can I have it?

It will be available for licensing soon.

DVS wrote:

I kinda like this...has a nice ring to it. 

I like that one too.

Face-Off wrote:

I've worked with Princess Emily before. Very interesting person...

PM!!!!!!!!!!!!

DVS wrote:
your face is an abomination.

No it's not, it's a cute furry kitty face.

DVS wrote:

It will be available for licensing soon.

I would take " a face like I'm going to hell " too. It has a ring about it.

A certain .... charm, if you will.

MelissaLynnette LaDiva wrote:

PM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Done. I told you what I told SLE. I'm happy to say that I've pushed a lot of it out of my head, but I'll try to remember what I can.

Richard Dubois wrote:

No it's not, it's a cute furry kitty face.

That's only on the outside apparently.

Photo-op wrote:

I would take " a face like I'm going to hell " too. It has a ring about it.

A certain .... charm, if you will.

No...I think I'm keeping that one.  If not for me, for others to throw at randomly in shout.

Pat Thielen wrote:
Best. Hatemail. Ever.

It's been so long since I've gotten any hate mail. It makes me feel unwanted.

And what's YOUR email?

DVS wrote:

And what's YOUR email?

I'm not telling YOU!

Pat Thielen wrote:

I'm not telling YOU!

Send it in PM then...I'll make sure you get some hate mail lovin'.

ElleM  wrote:
jessica...sent you a pm...

I responded. Melissa just told me what Emily did.

Jesus...I'm a little...huh...wow...

DVS wrote:

But I was blocked...(but I'm having a model send a friend request so I can find out who it is...shhhhhhhh)

You gotta love people who tell you off and then block you - there's nothing at all cowardly about that! lol

Jen_T wrote:
Wasnt me.

I have nothing but love for you.

It could still be a love/hate relationship.  =P

DVS wrote:

It could still be a love/hate relationship.  =P

This goes beyond pulling a pigtail. Hopefully the email was sent in error, but you might want to find out who it is just to make sure they stay at bay...

Meli  wrote:

This goes beyond pulling a pigtail. Hopefully the email was sent in error, but you might want to find out who it is just to make sure they stay at bay...

Like I mentioned...I'm sure it's a mistake...I'm not pale. 

DVS wrote:

It could still be a love/hate relationship.  =P

I only hate one person...and I married him...and divorced him.

Face-Off wrote:
By the way, I messaged you SLE!

I saw the note, I was eating & will get to it in a minute 

DVS wrote:
I received this in email on MySpace (censored for naughty words...didn't know if all were allowed):

----

you are one ugly ass pale ass motherf***er. you douche bag. you harrassed me on modelmayhem. you are a no body that will always be no body. you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life. i c y you dont have your images up. from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.

i bet you take it up your a**. you look like it. i'll tell my gay friend you wanna d*** him down you grimm reaper looking bastard. thanks for harassing me on modelmayhem.

you better be lucky i respect their site and didnt say sh** to you on there. like i told that other bitch who harass me, i bet you wouldnt talk sh** to my face.. unless you wanted a good ole fashioned ass whippin

stop f***ing contacting me on modelmayhem.
oh, and as far as you keeping this message trying to use it against me, f** you and whomever you send it to you idiot

your face is an abomination.

you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder

-------

I have noooooooo idea who this is as I haven't contacted anyone on here recently.  I think they sent it to me by mistake...  I'm not pale. 

=== EDIT ===

I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

BTW...my MySpace... www.myspace.com/dvsdetroit

DVS wrote:
I received this in email on MySpace (censored for naughty words...didn't know if all were allowed):

----

you are one ugly ass pale ass motherf***er. you douche bag. you harrassed me on modelmayhem. you are a no body that will always be no body. you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life. i c y you dont have your images up. from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.

i bet you take it up your a**. you look like it. i'll tell my gay friend you wanna d*** him down you grimm reaper looking bastard. thanks for harassing me on modelmayhem.

you better be lucky i respect their site and didnt say sh** to you on there. like i told that other bitch who harass me, i bet you wouldnt talk sh** to my face.. unless you wanted a good ole fashioned ass whippin

stop f***ing contacting me on modelmayhem.
oh, and as far as you keeping this message trying to use it against me, f** you and whomever you send it to you idiot

your face is an abomination.

you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder

-------

I have noooooooo idea who this is as I haven't contacted anyone on here recently.  I think they sent it to me by mistake...  I'm not pale. 

=== EDIT ===

I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?

1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder

BTW...my MySpace... www.myspace.com/dvsdetroit

LMAO it reminds me of people here on Model Mayhem, just he was more brutal. Tough from behind a computer and probably wouldn't say a DAMN thing to your face, without you knocking his lights out. Another case of an "internet gangster" lol.

Face-Off wrote:
LMFAO! That girl called Melissa a "black chakalate wannabe"?

She is either banned or on 30 day brigging.

Greg Kolack wrote:

She is either banned or on 30 day brigging.

I think she got deleted because all of her comments and things were so racially charged.

But i do have to say the grammar and the sentence structure does remind me of that girl. It was like Exotic something Lady blah blah.

Lumigraphics wrote:
Hopefully he'll show up at the exotica shoot so we can gang up and kick his ass

It was a she...so we will gang up, tie her up and shoot her. 

Model Sarah wrote:
I love this thread.

This thread ♥s you too.

Lady Bronze wrote:
You have a great sense of humor about it..I lol'd!

I lol'd silently.  How could I not find it funny?