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Who Would Win in a Fight?
Edward, the vampire from Twilight or Blade. This is a debate I had recently and I'm curious what others think. EDIT: I suppose I should have specified, Blade gets my vote. He'd rip that kid to pieces.  VS.  Go! Aug 11 09 08:04 pm Link I have never even seen Twilight, but I still know Blade would win Aug 11 09 08:06 pm Link The guy on top looks like a sissyboy. The guy on the bottom not so much. Aug 11 09 08:06 pm Link Blade would beat his ass! Sorry! Aug 11 09 08:07 pm Link Chris Keeling wrote: I know people type LOL a lot...but I really did. I'm cracking up. You've made my day with that remark. Aug 11 09 08:08 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote:
Aug 11 09 08:15 pm Link Edward would win in a staring contest Aug 11 09 08:16 pm Link The guy on the top would be one of the minor vampires Blade could hardly be bothered with. A 2 second kill tops. Aug 11 09 08:17 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: That motherfucker looks like he's been trying to iceskate uphill. Aug 11 09 08:19 pm Link JLC Images wrote: Brian Diaz wrote: ROFLMFAO! You guys are killing me! Aug 11 09 08:24 pm Link Blade. That premature douche is no match for Blade Aug 11 09 08:27 pm Link Is this for real?  Are you really asking if the sparkly douchebag on the top could beat Blade? Really? Aug 11 09 08:27 pm Link That first picture is the result of Blade shitting him out in a freezer. Aug 11 09 08:28 pm Link Miss Fifi wrote: My point exactly. My debate with my friends got really heated. I thought my head was going to explode. Aug 11 09 08:29 pm Link Blade, no contest Aug 11 09 08:30 pm Link Blade would shoot him with that "turn vampires into dust" shit that he's got... wouldn't even need his sword. *bang* No more brooding, shimmering-in-the-glade Edward. Then again, could Blade survive the throngs of furious fan-girls bent on kicking his ass for killing the object of their dry-hump dreams? Aug 11 09 08:30 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: Edward Cullen would win the fight!! Full-blooded Vampires pay their taxes on time and are good citizens compared to tax-evaders. Blade Don't pay no taxes and would lose. He cannot even read people's minds. Aug 11 09 08:30 pm Link William Kious wrote: I think I just fell in love with you. Sorry 'bout that. Aug 11 09 08:32 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: You mean like... Aug 11 09 08:33 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: *blush* Aug 11 09 08:34 pm Link Matrix Studio wrote: Nah. He'd just kill the entire Twilight cast and use their money to pay those taxes. Win! Aug 11 09 08:35 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: Eric Zoolander wrote: You distract me with your shiny, blinky things. Well played, sir. Aug 11 09 08:36 pm Link  No contest. Edward would die. Aug 11 09 08:36 pm Link Victoria Julison wrote: THAT is the exact photo that sparked the debate with my friends! I posted it on my Facebook and got attacked by the Twilight Mafia with claims that "Edward could sooo kill him." Aug 11 09 08:38 pm Link The facts are not being recognized here. Edward is immortal and with super strength. I haven't even finished reading the book or seen the movie, and I already know this. If Edward can walk in front of a minivan, only for the minivan to be destroyed by merely touching him, he would obviously win. Just because the Blade guy is ugly, doesn't mean he is strong. Aug 11 09 08:41 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: That's what SHE said. Aug 11 09 08:42 pm Link Blade still ages, so Edward just have wait it out. And since Edward is such a sissy, it's an easy win. Aug 11 09 08:42 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: Seriously? Have any of them actually watched the Blade series? It takes ancient, powerful vampires to even challenge Blade. He mowed through an entire room of partying disco-vampires! And didn't even break a sweat! Aug 11 09 08:42 pm Link Michael Cee wrote: Edward's a sissyboy. Aug 11 09 08:43 pm Link Chris Keeling wrote: He is immortal with super strength and very good at basketball and volley ball! If this is your definition of sissy boy, then yes he is. Aug 11 09 08:45 pm Link Michael Cee wrote: I have a sneaking suspicion you also haven't finished watching the Blade series. Aug 11 09 08:45 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: Your friends shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Aug 11 09 08:46 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: too boring Aug 11 09 08:46 pm Link Chuck Norris would totally win!! Aug 11 09 08:46 pm Link Michael Cee wrote: Whoa wait! No one ever mentioned he was good at volleyball. Blade better watch out for his killer serves! Aug 11 09 08:46 pm Link Roxy Vandiver wrote: He also hunts, and eats animals and humans alive. Aug 11 09 08:47 pm Link Michael Cee wrote: Why yes, that is the exact definition I wrote for 'sissy boy' on Wikipedia Aug 11 09 08:47 pm Link The fight would go like. Blade laughs, shakes his head and walks away. Edward, leaves for a week then comes back and starts sneaking into blades house, and watching him sleep. Then during the day says things like "You should stay away from me" and "Do you know how easily I could kill you". Then one day Blade wakes up to find Edward in the corner of his room, listening to Fall Out Boy on his Ipod Nano, cutting himself and saying how he is a bad boy that desrves to be punsihed. Then blade kills him out of pity. Aug 11 09 08:48 pm Link Michael Cee wrote: So, you've admittedly not read the entire Twilight series, nor watched the Twilight movie nor seen the Blade films? Aug 11 09 08:48 pm Link Pathogenic Confessions wrote:
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