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Accidental Plateau

Posts: 7715

Brooklyn, New York, US

http://weirdnews.about.com/od/weirdphot … -Penis.htm

He can get neither a date nor a job.......

Jan 31 11 06:41 am Link

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Accidental Plateau

Posts: 7715

Brooklyn, New York, US

Jan 31 11 06:43 am Link

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Image Unlimited

Posts: 1559

Crewe, England, United Kingdom

School Boy Heart wrote:
http://weirdnews.about.com/od/weirdphot … -Penis.htm

He can get neither a date nor a job.......

Maybe he could get a writing job.

https://rlv.zcache.com/the_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_photocard-p2430237731758465562l5uw_400.jpg

Jan 31 11 06:48 am Link

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Edward Chen

Posts: 1630

Jakarta, Jakarta, Indonesia

he could do painting like this man does.

www.pricasso.com

Jan 31 11 06:52 am Link

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Virtual Studio

Posts: 6725

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Saw a TV doc with this guy.

He mostly cant get a stiffy. It only gets semi erect.

Jan 31 11 06:56 am Link

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MerrillMedia

Posts: 8736

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Linux99 wrote:
Saw a TV doc with this guy.

He mostly cant get a stiffy. It only gets semi erect.

LOL! For the women in his life, that's probably a good thing!

Jan 31 11 07:00 am Link

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Accidental Plateau

Posts: 7715

Brooklyn, New York, US

MerrillMedia wrote:

LOL! For the women in his life, that's probably a good thing!

...he has no women.

Jan 31 11 07:07 am Link

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Dannielle Levan

Posts: 12865

New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada

I just Googled a picture. That is freakishly huge. I can't see that being fun honestly.

Jan 31 11 08:26 am Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Hey it's Jonah Falcon!

Jan 31 11 08:28 am Link

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Kelli

Posts: 24529

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

MerrillMedia wrote:

LOL! For the women in his life, that's probably a good thing!

I knew a guy like that, not as big as this guy obviously, but he could only get a semi cuz of his size . . . semi's r no fun!

Jan 31 11 08:29 am Link

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Light Writer

Posts: 18391

Phoenix, Arizona, US

we all have our crosses to bear

Jan 31 11 12:29 pm Link

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Paul Bryson Photography

Posts: 48041

Hollywood, Florida, US

Ironic that his last name is "Falcon."

I wonder if he has any connection with his last name + "Studios?"

(vaguely referenced since we're not supposed to link porn sites here)

Jan 31 11 01:34 pm Link

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misszara

Posts: 6715

Seoul, Seoul, Korea (South)

Gross!


EDIT: I can't believe he beat Man Dingo!

Jan 31 11 01:44 pm Link

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SAND DIAL

Posts: 6688

Santa Monica, California, US

Paul Bryson Photography wrote:
Ironic that his last name is "Falcon."

I wonder if he has any connection with his last name + "Studios?"

(vaguely referenced since we're not supposed to link porn sites here)

Maybe

Jan 31 11 01:48 pm Link

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Bon voyage

Posts: 20302

Los Angeles, California, US

Edward Chen wrote:
he could do painting like this man does.

www.pricasso.com

lol  I have a Pricasso painting of my boyfriend and me, hanging up in my living room.

Pricasso's penis is nowhere near this guy's length.

Jan 31 11 01:56 pm Link

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Dave the design student

Posts: 45198

Detroit, Michigan, US

He stole my genie wishes!!!  mad

Jan 31 11 01:58 pm Link

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Light Writer

Posts: 18391

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Ninja wrote:

lol  I have a Pricasso painting of my boyfriend and me, hanging up in my living room.

Pricasso's penis is nowhere near this guy's length.

It's not the wand, it's how you wave it.
-Harry Potter

Jan 31 11 02:41 pm Link

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Bon voyage

Posts: 20302

Los Angeles, California, US

Niall Photo wrote:

It's not the wand, it's how you wave it.
-Harry Potter

A bigger wand would give the artist more room for his hands to hold onto it, no?

Jan 31 11 03:01 pm Link

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Mac Wolff

Posts: 3665

Litchfield Park, Arizona, US

Is spin art an option?

Jan 31 11 03:15 pm Link

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Ahmed Khani

Posts: 86

Baltimore, Maryland, US

How is this news, I thought most black guys had 1 footers hmm 1.5 inches less than him, not that big of a deal

Or was I lied to about black guys?(no HOMO)

Jan 31 11 04:06 pm Link

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Bon voyage

Posts: 20302

Los Angeles, California, US

Jay Dominigo wrote:
How is this news, I thought most black guys had 1 footers hmm 1.5 inches less than him, not that big of a deal

Or was I lied to about black guys?(no HOMO)

wut.

Jan 31 11 04:17 pm Link

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Bubble77

Posts: 10707

Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

Jay Dominigo wrote:
How is this news, I thought most black guys had 1 footers hmm 1.5 inches less than him, not that big of a deal

Or was I lied to about black guys?(no HOMO)

Black comedian Dick Gregory once remarked, the worst thing that could have happened to blacks was integrated toilets, because the myth that every black was hung like a horse was the most powerful weapon they had.

Jan 31 11 05:29 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Linux99 wrote:
Saw a TV doc with this guy.

He mostly cant get a stiffy. It only gets semi erect.

This is probably what he'd look like if he got a rock-hard boner:
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Tzzo1M73hYM/TMWq7FV-rBI/AAAAAAAABuU/r3pw5Ifm7KE/s1600/Mummy2.jpg

Jan 31 11 07:45 pm Link

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Reflected

Posts: 16390

New York, New York, US

Jay Dominigo wrote:
no HOMO

To make your charming autobiography more accurate and complete, you'll need to add the word "SAPIENS" to the end of this description.  Glad I could help.

Feb 01 11 10:12 am Link

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MMDesign

Posts: 18647

Louisville, Kentucky, US

Actually, I've been called a dick before and I'm taller than he is so....

Feb 01 11 10:22 am Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Jay Dominigo wrote:
How is this news, I thought most black guys had 1 footers hmm 1.5 inches less than him, not that big of a deal

Or was I lied to about black guys?(no HOMO)

No homo...

Feb 01 11 10:27 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19211

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Ew.

Feb 01 11 10:36 am Link

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Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

The MM size queens have been curiously absent from this thread.





tongue

Feb 01 11 12:09 pm Link

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Envy

Posts: 11189

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Jim Ball wrote:
The MM size queens have been curiously absent from this thread.





tongue

I would not hit it.


He's ugly.

Feb 01 11 12:42 pm Link

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Nikolette Amani

Posts: 12567

Augusta, Georgia, US

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:

No homo...

:dies:

Feb 01 11 09:33 pm Link

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Nemi

Posts: 27413

Jamaica, New York, US

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:

No homo...

ahahahh i'm dying.

Feb 01 11 09:38 pm Link

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Natasha240

Posts: 6438

Cassina de' Pecchi, Lombardy, Italy

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:

No homo...

Cool. (yes HOMO)

Feb 01 11 10:40 pm Link

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Nicemarmalade

Posts: 6

London, England, United Kingdom

Hello everyone - are people still writing on this conversation?

Jul 12 14 11:02 am Link

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GK photo

Posts: 31025

Laguna Beach, California, US

Nicemarmalade wrote:
Hello everyone - are people still writing on this conversation?

apparently you are. lol

nice zombie recall.

Jul 12 14 11:19 am Link

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Chris Rifkin

Posts: 25581

Tampa, Florida, US

I missed this the first time



That is all

Jul 12 14 11:24 am Link

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Greg Kolack

Posts: 18392

Elmhurst, Illinois, US

GK photo wrote:

apparently you are. lol

nice zombie recall.

2nd zombie thread about big dicks that he bumped with 1/2 hour...

Jul 12 14 11:28 am Link

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GK photo

Posts: 31025

Laguna Beach, California, US

Greg Kolack wrote:
2nd zombie thread about big dicks that he bumped with 1/2 hour...

i sense a theme. lol

countdown to padlock...4...3...2...1

Jul 12 14 11:29 am Link

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Kelli

Posts: 24529

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Looks like someone is searching penis threads!

Jul 12 14 11:50 am Link

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DOUGLASFOTOS

Posts: 10604

Los Angeles, California, US

Nicemarmalade wrote:
Hello everyone - are people still writing on this conversation?

Troll

Jul 12 14 11:55 am Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Nicemarmalade wrote:
Hello everyone - are people still writing on this conversation?

Feb 01 11 10:40 pm

That date right above you, ought give you some idea of an answer.

Jul 12 14 12:01 pm Link