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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Jim Ball wrote:

Exactly what are you trying to get out of culinary school?  Mastering the five mother sauces and their derivatives is basic.  I learned that stuff in my first semester.  I suggest you try to suppress your distaste, or even better; open yourself up to new taste experiences if you want to succeed in your endeavors.

Good Luck.  Which school are you attending?  I attended JCCC Culinary Arts program at Overland Park, Ks.

I understand that it's basic. I don't have a child's palate either. I eat tons of new things regularly. I just don't like hollandaise/mayo.
/shrug

I'm at AI Austin.

Feb 07 13 03:36 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:
Send me noms!

Visit!!

Feb 07 13 03:38 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:
Send me noms!

Visit!!

Feb 07 13 03:39 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
it only took me 2 minutes to make with my left hand.
i dont like mayo or hollandaise either.



so whatre you gonna cook me next time you come over?

It didn't want to emulsify for me. It's a bitch like that.
Plus I had to make a shit ton of it.

Feb 07 13 03:40 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Jim Ball wrote:
open yourself up to new taste experiences if you want to succeed in your endeavors.

Nicolette wrote:
I don't have a child's palate either... I just don't like hollandaise/mayo.
/shrug

Yeah, I will eat all kinds of Asian, Indian, African and Hispanic foods, and really enjoy them.

There's just something about the texture of those creamy sauces ... ewwwww....

Feb 07 13 04:25 pm Link

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Russian Katarina

Posts: 1413

London, England, United Kingdom

Koryn Locke wrote:
There's just something about the texture of those creamy sauces

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Feb 07 13 04:37 pm Link

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George Lue

Posts: 8235

Orlando, Florida, US

You can do an emulsion in the robocoup in about 1 minute seconds.

Feb 07 13 06:37 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 39248

Portland, Oregon, US

Nimue Elaine wrote:

Boy, if I had a nickle.

if you had two, you could rub them together tongue

Feb 07 13 06:44 pm Link

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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37100

Toledo, Ohio, US

I started to read this post but all the talk of mayo made me gag by the 5th post and I have to leave.


Good luck in school. You totally cracked me up yesterday.

Feb 07 13 07:47 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 39248

Portland, Oregon, US

Eye of Sicari wrote:
I started to read this post but all the talk of mayo made me gag by the 5th post and I have to leave.


Good luck in school. You totally cracked me up yesterday.

Mayo is pretty disgusting...    it is okay in a few things, but it can be utterly disgusting too.

I will spare you and others the things I've seen and heard that come to mind.

Feb 07 13 08:04 pm Link

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Quay Lude

Posts: 6386

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Many, many years ago I was at a fine restaurant and asked for a side of mayo. The server had no idea what I was asking for. He came back to the table with two people from the kitchen (it was a *fine* restaurant). I asked again, to no avail. So, I started to describe a common prep of mayo. Then they knew exactly what I was asking for. They were obviously well trained. The look on their face was curious. They looked kinda disgusted but said they would bring it right out. Finally, I get it. Like I'm asking for a Porterhouse in a Vegan restaurant. I thank them but ask that they disregard my request.

I was in Hong Kong. Mayonnaise grosses out a lot of people, if not entire cultures.

Feb 07 13 08:27 pm Link

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Gabrielle Heather

Posts: 10064

Middle Island, New York, US

I also loathe mayo

Feb 07 13 08:32 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

George Lue wrote:
You can do an emulsion in the robocoup in about 1 minute seconds.

School makes us do it by hand.

Feb 07 13 08:42 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Eye of Sicari wrote:
I started to read this post but all the talk of mayo made me gag by the 5th post and I have to leave.


Good luck in school. You totally cracked me up yesterday.

Thanks.

Hahahaha I tried big_smile

Feb 07 13 08:44 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Koryn Locke wrote:

Jim Ball wrote:
open yourself up to new taste experiences if you want to succeed in your endeavors.

Yeah, I will eat all kinds of Asian, Indian, African and Hispanic foods, and really enjoy them.

There's just something about the texture of those creamy sauces ... ewwwww....

I like cream sauces. It's just mayo/hollandaise that I can not handle. I'm not sure why.

Feb 07 13 08:45 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Mayo is all wobbly and all like undercooked egg whites.  And the sound it makes when a knife is pulled thru it - kind of a slimy crackling noise  *shudder*

Gross.....

I'd rather eat linoleum....

Feb 07 13 09:53 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22685

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Nicolette wrote:

Visit!!

Twice?

I don't have another day off until Spring break and I may be going to NY.  You visit!

Feb 07 13 10:01 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:

Twice?

I don't have another day off until Spring break and I may be going to NY.  You visit!

But I'm poor!

Feb 07 13 10:04 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22685

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Nicolette wrote:

But I'm poor!

Sending noms is a good consolation prize  smile

Feb 07 13 10:05 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:

Sending noms is a good consolation prize  smile

Come get noms tongue

Feb 07 13 10:07 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22685

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Nicolette wrote:

Come get noms tongue

Deja vu...

Feb 07 13 10:10 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Sha-Lynne wrote:

Deja vu...

Cyclical conversation is cyclical tongue

Feb 07 13 10:16 pm Link

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Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22685

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Nicolette wrote:

Cyclical conversation is cyclical tongue

tongue

Feb 07 13 10:20 pm Link

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MelissaAnn

Posts: 3971

Seattle, Washington, US

I can't believe how many people here hate mayo, I had no idea.
I love it, always get extra on sandwiches. 

Don't even get me started on Hollendaise, Béarnaise & Béchamel sauces....*drools* Yummm!!!

Feb 07 13 10:23 pm Link

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ArtisticPhotography

Posts: 7699

Buffalo, New York, US

MelissaAnn  wrote:
I can't believe how many people here hate mayo, I had no idea.
I love it, always get extra on sandwiches. 

Don't even get me started on Hollendaise, Béarnaise & Béchamel sauces....*drools* Yummm!!!

Maybe there aren't a lot of French cooks around this joint. Each of the Mother Sauces are good for their purpose. Mayo is a good base for a lot of things, too.

But in Texas, it's all ribs and bbq.

Feb 07 13 10:31 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

MelissaAnn  wrote:
I can't believe how many people here hate mayo, I had no idea.
I love it, always get extra on sandwiches. 

Don't even get me started on Hollendaise, Béarnaise & Béchamel sauces....*drools* Yummm!!!

These are just the complainers that post.  I don't care for mayo but I like salad dressing.

Feb 08 13 09:47 am Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

MelissaAnn  wrote:
I can't believe how many people here hate mayo, I had no idea.
I love it, always get extra on sandwiches.

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Feb 08 13 02:34 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

ArtisticPhotography wrote:

Maybe there aren't a lot of French cooks around this joint. Each of the Mother Sauces are good for their purpose. Mayo is a good base for a lot of things, too.

But in Texas, it's all ribs and bbq.

Every sauce has it's purpose. I like ailoi. I dislike hollandaise and plain mayonnaise.
Has nothing to do with me being from Texas [which is about far more than ribs and bbq wink]

Feb 08 13 02:35 pm Link

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Model Sarah

Posts: 40987

Columbus, Ohio, US

MelissaAnn  wrote:
I can't believe how many people here hate mayo, I had no idea.
I love it, always get extra on sandwiches. 

Don't even get me started on Hollendaise, Béarnaise & Béchamel sauces....*drools* Yummm!!!

Hollandaise sauce is simply the greatest thing in the world. Eggs Benedict is my favorite breakfast ever. Mayo is awesome and so is aoli. You guys are all fucking nuts! tongue

Feb 08 13 05:03 pm Link

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Quay Lude

Posts: 6386

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Model Sarah wrote:

Hollandaise sauce is simply the greatest thing in the world. Eggs Benedict is my favorite breakfast ever. Mayo is awesome and so is aoli. You guys are all fucking nuts! tongue

"While we're on brunch, how about hollandaise sauce? Not for me. Bacteria love hollandaise. And hollandaise, that delicate emulsion of egg yolks and clarified butter, must be held at a temperature not too hot nor too cold, lest it break when spooned over your poached eggs. Unfortunately, this lukewarm holding temperature is also the favorite environment for bacteria to copulate and reproduce in. Nobody I know has ever made hollandaise to order. Most likely, the stuff on your eggs was made hours ago and held on station. Equally disturbing is the likelihood that the butter used in the hollandaise is melted table butter, heated, clarified, and strained to get out all the bread crumbs and cigarette butts. Butter is expensive, you know. Hollandaise is a veritable petri dish of biohazards."

-Anthony Bourdain

Feb 08 13 08:23 pm Link

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Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

Nicolette wrote:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/6fcf90d0ef4c05620a7d0763f4ed1997/tumblr_mghrqokhot1s2fjluo1_500.gif

Bahaha!

Feb 08 13 09:04 pm Link

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P I X I E

Posts: 35440

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Jim Ball wrote:

Exactly what are you trying to get out of culinary school?  Mastering the five mother sauces and their derivatives is basic.  I learned that stuff in my first semester.  I suggest you try to suppress your distaste, or even better; open yourself up to new taste experiences if you want to succeed in your endeavors.

Good Luck.  Which school are you attending?  I attended JCCC Culinary Arts program at Overland Park, Ks.

Really? Wow.

Feb 09 13 11:45 am Link

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P I X I E

Posts: 35440

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I need to visit Texas. Damnit. D:

One of my friends went to culinary school. She kept posting pictures of the food she made. Looked so good!

Feb 09 13 11:46 am Link

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Model Sarah

Posts: 40987

Columbus, Ohio, US

Cuica Cafezinho wrote:

"While we're on brunch, how about hollandaise sauce? Not for me. Bacteria love hollandaise. And hollandaise, that delicate emulsion of egg yolks and clarified butter, must be held at a temperature not too hot nor too cold, lest it break when spooned over your poached eggs. Unfortunately, this lukewarm holding temperature is also the favorite environment for bacteria to copulate and reproduce in. Nobody I know has ever made hollandaise to order. Most likely, the stuff on your eggs was made hours ago and held on station. Equally disturbing is the likelihood that the butter used in the hollandaise is melted table butter, heated, clarified, and strained to get out all the bread crumbs and cigarette butts. Butter is expensive, you know. Hollandaise is a veritable petri dish of biohazards."

-Anthony Bourdain

Does it look like I care? Nope.

Feb 09 13 04:30 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Model Sarah wrote:
Does it look like I care? Nope.

https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Does+he+look+like+a+Sith+.+havnt+seen+here+before_996ae0_3321306.jpg

Feb 09 13 04:46 pm Link

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Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

Aioli is sort of like mayonnaise, but with garlic and lemon juice.

And I love ALL of those.

borat

Feb 09 13 06:01 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

P I X I E wrote:
I need to visit Texas. Damnit. D:

One of my friends went to culinary school. She kept posting pictures of the food she made. Looked so good!

Come visit! You're welcome here!
I post pics on my instagram and on my facebook of stuff I make in school all the time.
I'm making Shepherds Pie for a presentation on cooking with beer right now big_smile

Feb 10 13 11:53 am Link

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ArtisticPhotography

Posts: 7699

Buffalo, New York, US

If you want to try something that isn't used anymore, but is decadently good in both frying and in sauces, try making/using schmaltz. You won't believe what it does to things.

Feb 10 13 12:58 pm Link

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Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Cuica Cafezinho wrote:

"While we're on brunch, how about hollandaise sauce? Not for me. Bacteria love hollandaise. And hollandaise, that delicate emulsion of egg yolks and clarified butter, must be held at a temperature not too hot nor too cold, lest it break when spooned over your poached eggs. Unfortunately, this lukewarm holding temperature is also the favorite environment for bacteria to copulate and reproduce in. Nobody I know has ever made hollandaise to order. Most likely, the stuff on your eggs was made hours ago and held on station. Equally disturbing is the likelihood that the butter used in the hollandaise is melted table butter, heated, clarified, and strained to get out all the bread crumbs and cigarette butts. Butter is expensive, you know. Hollandaise is a veritable petri dish of biohazards."

-Anthony Bourdain

Pietro's at the Tropicana. Hollandaise made tableside by the chef. FUCKING AWESOME.

Feb 10 13 01:12 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

ArtisticPhotography wrote:
If you want to try something that isn't used anymore, but is decadently good in both frying and in sauces, try making/using schmaltz. You won't believe what it does to things.

We're using that this week big_smile I'm stoked for it.

Feb 10 13 01:26 pm Link