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Ray Cornett
Posts: 9207
Sacramento, California, US
Fifi-Alexis wrote:
Those are always exciting!  How you doin`....
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123455534343
Posts: 9488
Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas
Isobel Wren wrote:
I've seen some dudes with some long balls before. There was one guy I was with, I wondered if he had to tuck his nuts up before he sat down on the toilet to keep from dunking them.
I asked him and he said that he was so manly he could both piss and crap standing up so there was never a need to even think of it. That's kinda icky...
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Ray Cornett
Posts: 9207
Sacramento, California, US
Isobel Wren wrote:
I've seen some dudes with some long balls before. There was one guy I was with, I wondered if he had to tuck his nuts up before he sat down on the toilet to keep from dunking them.
I asked him and he said that he was so manly he could both piss and crap standing up so there was never a need to even think of it. If his body was almost always at an elevated temp, this may explain that.
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Dara_w wrote:
you're right. I do need someone packing to get to "it". Girl, you got one giant of a padonka chair breaker there. It may take an expert detour to get in there and tickle you ovaries.
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Lotus Photography
Posts: 19253
Berkeley, California, US
i'l often 2 inches... 1 sometimes -seriously ... however i become 6 when aroused.. having a small penis can be a good thing, also being able to draw your balls up into your abdomen is good too, i've been kicked in the crotch a couple of times in fights and not been hurt..
and like i said, i get normal sized when it matters..
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Ray Cornett
Posts: 9207
Sacramento, California, US
Isobel Wren wrote:
I've seen some dudes with some long balls before. There was one guy I was with, I wondered if he had to tuck his nuts up before he sat down on the toilet to keep from dunking them.
I asked him and he said that he was so manly he could both piss and crap standing up so there was never a need to even think of it. If his body was almost always at an elevated temp, this may explain that.
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AimeeD
Posts: 219
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Nude male bits are weird looking no matter what the size. I disagree. Fullheartedly.
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Digital Hands
Posts: 928
Milton, Ontario, Canada
1-2 inch = too cold or possibly too hot
3 inch = normal (soft... average size)
4 inch = art
5 inch = semi hard on....may need some help from woman's hand or mouth
6 inch = pretty hard and average size. You ready?
7-10 inch= don't ask me. Possibly swallow too many Viagra pills?
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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
Have you ever seen a small penis, and then when you saw a big one, it made the big one look so much bigger, and the small one look so much smaller?
And then you end up never wanting to let go of the guy with the big penis?
Just wondering.
Not that that's happened to ME or anything.
ahem.
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Ryan Greeley
Posts: 982
Brooklyn, New York, US
wow . . .and so far today the forums SUCKED . . .
but this really turned it around
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Silly Camera Man
Posts: 984
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Dara_w wrote:
*sigh* I've been to several men's ports and there seems to be an epidemic we need to fight. I just have on question.
Why is it that some bodybuilder/fitness types come on mayhem and post their bare three inch penises? I've only seen smaller ones on babies. Why are they proud? what size range exactly are you looking for?
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Tiara Lestari
Posts: 11436
Jhanaydāh, Jhanaydāh, Bangladesh
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CLT
Posts: 12979
Winchester, Virginia, US
exactly what's wrong with a small penis? The question is, are you happy with it?
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Mr and Mrs Huber
Posts: 5056
Santa Rosalía, Baja California Sur, Mexico
AimeeD wrote:
I disagree. Fullheartedly.
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Mr and Mrs Huber
Posts: 5056
Santa Rosalía, Baja California Sur, Mexico
Lestari wrote:
hmm... so.... L~
front door or back... and does it matter what size package you are receiving?
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MS Foto
Posts: 2224
Manchester, New Hampshire, US
Erections are forbiden, The mods suspend offenders.
Truth is, MM is actually pretty fair about male nudes. Most sites don't allow frontals at all (That O ther M odel P lace comes to mind) or only allow them if they look like they just came out of ice water...(The REAL problem, I think)
Besides, not every woman can have 38Cs, not every man can have 8"
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Pumpkin PinUp
Posts: 3930
Valencia, Valencia, Spain
AimeeD wrote:
WTF is the issue w. women who think dicks are icky?
(puts hand in ring of fire) do they just need a better experience with cock? Exactly! They're crazy!
I love my dick! (Well, my boyfriend's)
Let's all proclame our love for TEH COCK.
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Adieu
Posts: 6427
1) They can't have erect pictures.
2) Steroids.
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Ryan Greeley
Posts: 982
Brooklyn, New York, US
small penis why? because variety is the spice of life not everyone can be like me  hahah . . .
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Christopher Hartman
Posts: 54196
Buena Park, California, US
Dara_w wrote:
*sigh* I've been to several men's ports and there seems to be an epidemic we need to fight. I just have on question.
Why is it that some bodybuilder/fitness types come on mayhem and post their bare three inch penises? I've only seen smaller ones on babies. Why are they proud? I don't think they are allowed to post their full mast photos on MM.
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Silly Camera Man
Posts: 984
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Digital Hands wrote:
1-2 inch = too cold or possibly too hot
3 inch = normal (soft... average size)
4 inch = art
5 inch = semi hard on....may need some help from woman's hand or mouth
6 inch = pretty hard and average size. You ready?
7-10 inch= don't ask me. Possibly swallow too many Viagra pills? umm and who the hell exactly is going around with a tape measure measureing their penis...
and for those of u who may be into the sceince of penis measurments.. why do i notice it's always specifically at inch increments? Is a 5 inch long hard on too small- but a 5& 3/4 just almost satisfactory?
is 6& 1/2 - 7 inches about perfect and 7 &1/16 too much?
additionaly, when measuring, from what point do you measure? from the scrotum out or from the waist to the tip of the penis?
lastly- which is a better tape measure to use- Stanely or craftman? After 15 yrs in the construction biz i'm still a loyal Craftsman type of guy, but i wanna go with whatever is gonna give me the best results here.
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Christopher Hartman
Posts: 54196
Buena Park, California, US
W.G. Rowland wrote:
I had to get a smaller tv to watch my porn on just to feel normal.. Put it on yoru computer and then resize the window.
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Adieu
Posts: 6427
_Ryan_ wrote:
not everyone can be like me !!!
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Ransomaniac
Posts: 12588
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
***Unleashes the COCK in the thread***
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Pumpkin PinUp
Posts: 3930
Valencia, Valencia, Spain
You don't need to be erect to have a big dick.... :p
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TheStitchWitch
Posts: 2183
Needville, Texas, US
Noah wrote:
AMEN! . . . . well... I don't mean it like that.
I mean - I've heard this same idea from several women - "penises are yucky, ugly, icky, etc. etc... " and all I'm thinking is .. . . "um... there's one who's not oral...."
I think it's fucked up!
Labia are not generally any prettier visually than coronas.... but what overrides the visuals are the mental associations between what is seen and what is felt... and
Voilà ! suddenly vaginas are BEAUTIFUL!
WTF is the issue w. women who think dicks are icky?
(puts hand in ring of fire) do they just need a better experience with cock? Don't get me wrong, I love a nice cock. They are still funny looking though.
And on another note, perhaps I should rent out my stuntcock to those who need some help in the pants region 
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Legacys 7
Posts: 33899
San Francisco, California, US
My advice to her is to get brave and ask the dicks that she's looking at.
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Christopher Hartman
Posts: 54196
Buena Park, California, US
Isobel Wren wrote:
Now, I know we've got a rule here about no errect peni in the shots, but I dunno man. If I were a dude I'd at least fluff it up a little before a photo was taken. Maybe a half chub. Something to make it look a little heftier but not hard and porno. I use liquify tool in photoshop. And so the girls don't feel ripped off, I make sure the lights off and use a dildo on them. They are so happy they don't even realize it's not me!! Suckers!!
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Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
It is kind of frustrating.. You like to give options, but they snicker at the itty bitty and then blanch when you pull the 16" plastic Uber Love God Hammer 2000 out from under the pillow..
So fussy.. So fussy..
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MS Foto
Posts: 2224
Manchester, New Hampshire, US
MS Figures n Physiques wrote:
Besides, not every woman can have 38Cs, not every man can have 8" Actually I just thought of something. At least women can get implants. What's a guy to do....?
Photographer
Ray Cornett
Posts: 9207
Sacramento, California, US
W.G. Rowland wrote:
I'm so glad I'd finished my drink before I got to this..
Touche, boss.. Ya killed me.. -cackle-
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Gibson Photo Art
Posts: 7990
Phoenix, Arizona, US
I want to know how a girl with a huge ass and breasts to her waist can cast stones like this? At least the body builder takes care of his body. So he doesn't have a huge cock. How about you work that ass off first.
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Ryan Greeley
Posts: 982
Brooklyn, New York, US
MS Figures n Physiques wrote:
What's a guy to do? At least women can get implants.... dont get down on yourself
"its not the size of the drill its how you use it"
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The Goodbye Girl
Posts: 1797
Chicago, Illinois, US
Maybe a person can be proud of their bodies without conforming to your ideals of beauty.
I prefer them small. Seven inches and up need not apply.
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Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
Sandra Valero wrote:
You don't need to be erect to have a big dick.... :p You don't need to be erect to BE a big dick....
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Dara_w
Posts: 12100
Atlanta, Georgia, US
UnoMundo wrote:
Girl, you got one giant of a padonka chair breaker there. It may take an expert detour to get in there and tickle you ovaries. why you gotta bring that up?
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Ryan Greeley
Posts: 982
Brooklyn, New York, US
Jessa Marsh wrote:
Maybe a person can be proud of their bodies without conforming to your ideals of beauty.
I prefer them small. Seven inches and up need not apply. wimp . . .
only kidding
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MS Foto
Posts: 2224
Manchester, New Hampshire, US
_Ryan_ wrote:
"its not the size of the drill its how you use it" Nice. I Like "It's not the size of the wand, but the magic that you work with it..."
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wrightography
Posts: 275
Houston, Texas, US
You've REALLY done it this time Dara!!!
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