Ransom-The Cheese-J wrote:
***Unleashes the COCK in the thread***

*Can't look away...So big!*

Sandra Valero wrote:
You don't need to be erect to have a big dick.... :p

Sooooo true.

Milli wrote:
Have you ever seen a small penis, and then when you saw a big one, it made the big one look so much bigger, and the small one look so much smaller?

And then you end up never wanting to let go of the guy with the big penis?


Just wondering.

Not that that's happened to ME or anything.

ahem.

Girl, it happened in that order. I was taking so much shit from the big penis it was crazy. I never let the small one get away with anything. Before you know it you start thinking "Unh, uhn, you dick is too small to talk to me like that."  lol

Dara_w wrote:

why you gotta bring that up?

We've had this discussion.

MS Figures n Physiques wrote:

Nice. I Like "It's not the size of the wand, but the magic that you work with it..."

yours is better then the drill analogy . . .


mine is a bit over used

Dara_w wrote:
Girl, it happened in that order. I was taking so much shit from the big penis it was crazy. I never let the small one get away with anything. Before you know it you start thinking "Unh, uhn, you dick is too small to talk to me like that."  lol

LMFAO!!!

Or you start thinkin',  "boy you lucky your penis is big".

ahahaha.

_Ryan_ wrote:

wimp . . .


only kidding

I am a wimp.

My first time was with a guy who was too endowed. Let me tell you, no girl likes having her cervix hit fifty times. Owie.

Jessa Marsh wrote:

I am a wimp.

My first time was with a guy who was too endowed. Let me tell you, no girl likes having her cervix hit fifty times. Owie.

I second that.

AimeeD wrote:
WTF is the issue w. women who think dicks are icky?   

(puts hand in ring of fire)  do they just need a better experience with cock?

Um, I didn't write this, but... heh.  Darn faux quoting...

I guess some girls are shy when it comes to certain members...  "Good girls don't..." is also a reason.

MS Figures n Physiques wrote:
Erections are forbiden, The mods suspend offenders.
   Truth is, MM is actually pretty fair about male nudes. Most sites don't allow frontals at all (That O ther M odel P lace comes to mind) or only allow them if they look like they just came out of ice water...(The REAL problem, I think)
   Besides, not every woman can have 38Cs, not every man can have 8"

well, hey life isn't fair. But however, I'd rather not look at any dick if I have to look at 2 or 3 inch one.

Gibson Photo Art wrote:
I want to know how a girl with a huge ass and breasts to her waist can cast stones like this? At least the body builder takes care of his body. So he doesn't have a huge cock. How about you work that ass off first.

Personal attack much?

Jessa Marsh wrote:

I am a wimp.

My first time was with a guy who was too endowed. Let me tell you, no girl likes having her cervix hit fifty times. Owie.

hahaha . . .

well I am sorry . . . no matter the size, guys around the world need to remember its not about pounding the "cervix" . . .

Gibson Photo Art wrote:
I want to know how a girl with a huge ass and breasts to her waist can cast stones like this? At least the body builder takes care of his body. So he doesn't have a huge cock. How about you work that ass off first.

Sounds like the lashing out of a small penis.

TheStitchWitch wrote:

Personal attack much?

Not really no...

Novus Ordo wrote:

why would you even open a thread about small penii? you know it doesn't apply to you...

Jessalyn wrote:

why would you even open a thread about small penii? you know it doesn't apply to you...

I came to laugh at the small dick men that get offended.

Monica Jay wrote:

*Can't look away...So big!*

Yeah well, i do what i can.

Gibson Photo Art wrote:
I want to know how a girl with a huge ass and breasts to her waist can cast stones like this? At least the body builder takes care of his body. So he doesn't have a huge cock. How about you work that ass off first.

*sigh again* You are SOOO... uninformed. I don't want my ass small, that's why it's the way it is. I want black girl body, k?
No one says "hey I want a little dick". see the difference. Men who have problems with penis statements...
well it's kinda like "the first one that smelled it, dealt it". Ya know?

Noah wrote:

so.... L~
front door or back... and does it matter what size package you are receiving?

You naughty!



just as long as mr. P can work me.. it doesnt matter...

Dara_w wrote:
No one says "hey I want a little dick". see the difference. Men who have problems with penis statements...
well it's kinda like "the first one that smelled it, dealt it". Ya know?

Not true, my grandmother used to always say she wouldnt mind a little dick now and then but grandpa stopped being interested in sex after the 70's

W.G. Rowland wrote:
The thing about small penis threads.. They grow quickly..

Nah, just sex in general threads grow big.

Cinco De Matty wrote:

umm and who the hell exactly is going around with a tape measure measureing their penis...

and for those of u who may be into the sceince of penis measurments.. why do i notice it's always specifically at inch increments? Is a 5 inch long hard on too small- but a 5& 3/4 just almost satisfactory?

is 6& 1/2 - 7 inches about perfect and 7 &1/16 too much?

additionaly, when measuring, from what point do you measure? from the scrotum out or from the waist to the tip of the penis?

lastly- which is a better tape measure to use- Stanely or craftman? After 15 yrs in the construction biz i'm still a loyal Craftsman type of guy, but i wanna go with whatever is gonna give me the best results here.

still looking for answers here....   

Legacys 7 wrote:

Nah, just sex in general threads grow big.

This ain't about sex.  It's about the penis!

Milli wrote:

This ain't about sex.  It's about the penis!

Milli, I think your virginity washed off..

Cinco De Matty wrote:

still looking for answers here....   

Are you trying to say you never measured your penis when you were a boy?
And don't say it's because you're gay.  Even the gay boys do it.

W.G. Rowland wrote:

Milli, I think your virginity washed off..

Nuh- uhhh!

It be about the penis!  The penis I say!  The penis!

Milli wrote:
This ain't about sex.  It's about the penis!

Same difference because of the replies to the topic. You know better than this. Anything that has the words dick and pussy in it, peeps jump on it quick. Even when it is incognito as penis or vagina.

Cinco De Matty wrote:

what size range exactly are you looking for?

I'm sorry I didn't answer in a timely fashion. Seriously, if a guy wants to post his penie, can he at least have 5 to 6? at least average?

Legacys 7 wrote:

You know better than this.

Your mom knows better than this.


Don't take everything so seriously.

Milli wrote:

Your mom knows better than this.


Don't take everything so seriously.

Milli? Actually I am not serious. But on a serious note, let's have some respect and keep my mother of it.

Milli wrote:

Nuh- uhhh!

It be about the penis!  The penis I say!  The penis!

You sound like Dr Ruth plugging her new baking show...

"It's all about the Pie-ness!"

(I tried to google an image, but I REALLY don't recommend Google Image Search with the words Dr. Ruth and Pie..)

Legacys 7 wrote:

Milli? Actually I am not serious. But on a serious note, let's have some respect and keep my mother of it.

*sigh*

Cinco De Matty wrote:
still looking for answers here....   

1. I don't know how you're supposed to measure it.Ask Novus
2.7 "and..." is not going to be too much for me
3. 5 "and...." can go to hell.

W.G. Rowland wrote:

You sound like Dr Ruth plugging her new baking show...

"It's all about the Pie-ness!"

(I tried to google an image, but I REALLY don't recommend Google Image Search with the words Dr. Ruth and Pie..)

ahaha!  That made me giggle out loud.

Milli wrote:

*sigh*

Seriously. Let's keep the respect here. I don't care if you crack jokes, I don't have no problems with that. But let's not go that route. I don't do it to you or others on here.