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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
Legacys 7 wrote:
Seriously. Let's keep the respect here. I don't care if you crack jokes, I don't have no problems with that. But let's not go that route. I don't do it to you or others on here. Anyway....
edit:
Sorry if I offended you. "Your mom---" isn't to be taken seriously, I say it all the time when it makes no sense.
Again, sorry.
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Mark Anderson
Posts: 2472
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Jessa Marsh wrote:
I am a wimp.
My first time was with a guy who was too endowed. Let me tell you, no girl likes having her cervix hit fifty times. Owie. LOL - 50 times? Short night wasn't it?
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Legacys 7
Posts: 33899
San Francisco, California, US
TRIPOD wrote:
OP is only talking about male models' portfolio, right? There are photographers who are really built in that department.
Screen names are a dead give away. I'm not called Tripod for nuthin! now that's funny.
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Gone Til Novus-ember
Posts: 11440
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Dara_w wrote:
1. I don't know how you're supposed to measure it.Ask Novus You have an amazed sex partner do it for you.
They normally need a number to help them fathom in their own mind the massiveness of your dongage.
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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
Novus Ordo wrote:
the massiveness of your dongage. That sounds like a name for a gargantuan turd or something.
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TRIPOD
Posts: 4515
Legacys 7 wrote:
now that's funny. We know about your name, too.  Legacy, fuckin sounds like a mach truck.
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Gone Til Novus-ember
Posts: 11440
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Milli wrote:
That sounds like a name for a gargantuan turd or something. LMAO I showed Jessalyn a dong that looked like a turd a couple of days ago.
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TRIPOD
Posts: 4515
Milli wrote:
Anyway.... Fanta bwahahahaha, tish badump, ziiiinnnnnnng. Oh Uno---------I need reference. 
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Silly Camera Man
Posts: 984
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Milli wrote:
Are you trying to say you never measured your penis when you were a boy? Umm it never occured to me, i grew up in the construction industry- (hammer- tape in hand) and i'm sure if i was asked about size i could have told ya within a 1/4 inch just by lookin. First time i ever heard of anyone doing that was a freind telling me about another buddy who was quite drunk swearing he had X amount of inches and going out to his truck, coming back with a tape measure and dropping his pants, and measuring in front of everyone to prove his point. I was prolly 20 when i heard that story??
So yeah, i never did it as a boy..
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Legacys 7
Posts: 33899
San Francisco, California, US
TRIPOD wrote:
We know about your name, too. Legacy, fuckin sounds like a mach truck. No comment.
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Dara_w
Posts: 12100
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Novus Ordo wrote:
You have an amazed sex partner do it for you.
They normally need a number to help them fathom in their own mind the massiveness of your dongage. I've told YOU about making up words.
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Dara_w
Posts: 12100
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Legacys 7 wrote:
No comment. OOh, silent about it too?Hmmm...
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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
TRIPOD wrote:
Fanta bwahahahaha, tish badump, ziiiinnnnnnng. Oh Uno---------I need reference. Umm...yeah I wasn't talking to you.
I guess I should have quoted Legacy again, since I had been exchanging posts with him. Not you. I'll fix that.
You have problems dude.
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Gone Til Novus-ember
Posts: 11440
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Dara_w wrote:
I've told YOU about making up words. Dongage is in the Rantionary.
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Silly Camera Man
Posts: 984
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Dara_w wrote:
I'm sorry I didn't answer in a timely fashion. Seriously, if a guy wants to post his penie, can he at least have 5 to 6? at least average? so 6 & 3/8ths or so is good,,, i'm doing some nude modeling in the near future and just wanted to know if i wouldnt be letting anyone down. 
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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
Cinco De Matty wrote:
Umm it never occured to me, i grew up in the construction industry- (hammer- tape in hand) and i'm sure if i was asked about size i could have told ya within a 1/4 inch just by lookin. First time i ever heard of anyone doing that was a freind telling me about another buddy who was quite drunk swearing he had X amount of inches and going out to his truck, coming back with a tape measure and dropping his pants, and measuring in front of everyone to prove his point. I was prolly 20 when i heard that story??
So yeah, i never did it as a boy.. lol. Interesting.
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Legacys 7
Posts: 33899
San Francisco, California, US
Dara_w wrote:
OOh, silent about it too?Hmmm... Well, well, well. Somethings are best kept a mystery. I don't see why some are taking the little penis topic personal.
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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
Novus Ordo wrote:
LMAO I showed Jessalyn a dong that looked like a turd a couple of days ago. effing eewwww!
lol!
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Hipgnosis Dreams
Posts: 8943
Dallas, Texas, US
Cinco De Matty wrote:
additionaly, when measuring, from what point do you measure? from the scrotum out or from the waist to the tip of the penis?
lastly- which is a better tape measure to use- Stanely or craftman? After 15 yrs in the construction biz i'm still a loyal Craftsman type of guy, but i wanna go with whatever is gonna give me the best results here. I start measuring at the nape of my neck, all the way down my spine, down my taint, and up the length of the doo-lolly. Even then, there is NO way I'm gonna share that number here. I don't have enough dates as is.
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Tog
Posts: 55204
Birmingham, Alabama, US
Novus Ordo wrote:
the massiveness of your dongage. Milli wrote:
That sounds like a name for a gargantuan turd or something. The angle of the dingle is in direct proportion to the........ Uh, I think I just grossed myself out.
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Gone Til Novus-ember
Posts: 11440
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Legacys 7 wrote:
I don't see why some are taking the little penis topic personal. Oooh YOU KNOW WHY.
That's what makes it funny.
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Silly Camera Man
Posts: 984
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Milli wrote:
lol. Interesting. No, the guy who measured his How Ya Doing in front of everyone was interesting. If i was that size i wooda been showing off too. LOL
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Silly Camera Man
Posts: 984
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Novus Ordo wrote:
Oooh YOU KNOW WHY.
That's what makes it funny. Novus it was recommended that i ask you for most accurete way to measure the penis.... so how about it?
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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
W.G. Rowland wrote:
Novus Ordo wrote:
the massiveness of your dongage. The angle of the dingle is in direct proportion to the........ Uh, I think I just grossed myself out. 
lol!
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Someone
Posts: 69
Carlsbad, California, US
Model
_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
Cinco De Matty wrote:
No, the guy who measured his How Ya Doing in front of everyone was interesting. If i was that size i wooda been showing off too. LOL Oh mah gosh. haha.
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Legacys 7
Posts: 33899
San Francisco, California, US
Novus Ordo wrote:
Oooh YOU KNOW WHY.
That's what makes it funny. Yeah I do. But I just couldn't resist.
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Gone Til Novus-ember
Posts: 11440
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Cinco De Matty wrote:
Novus it was recommended that i ask you for most accurete way to measure the penis.... so how about it? Novus Ordo wrote:
You have an amazed sex partner do it for you.
They normally need a number to help them fathom in their own mind the massiveness of your dongage.
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Pumpkin PinUp
Posts: 3930
Valencia, Valencia, Spain
Gibson Photo Art wrote:
I want to know how a girl with a huge ass and breasts to her waist can cast stones like this? At least the body builder takes care of his body. So he doesn't have a huge cock. How about you work that ass off first. Oh beware!!! Small dick rage syndrome spotted!!!
Men can say they prefer big breasts, why can't women say they prefer big dicks?
And the OP has an amazing body so go take your hatred somewhere else.
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Loretta Lightningbolt
Posts: 4127
DEVILS ELBOW, Missouri, US
Ok...someone said "dongage" and people are getting offended by "your mom" jokes? Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Best thread ever.
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Bama Photo
Posts: 86
Childersburg, Alabama, US
That reminds me: I need to get some cocktail weenies at the store.
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_Absentia_
Posts: 9339
Austin, Indiana, US
SickShooter wrote:
and people are getting offended by "your mom" jokes? !!!!!!!!!!!
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Legacys 7
Posts: 33899
San Francisco, California, US
SickShooter wrote:
Ok...someone said "dongage" and people are getting offended by "your mom" jokes?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Best thread ever. Yeah I sure did. And your point? She apologized, so let's leave it at that.
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Silly Camera Man
Posts: 984
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Novus Ordo wrote:
Cinco De Matty wrote:
Novus it was recommended that i ask you for most accurete way to measure the penis.... so how about it? lol
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blah girl
Posts: 989
Hillsdale, Illinois, US
My ex boyfriend had a larger dick when it was in "sleeper mode" than half the men modeling on MM..
but really.. who cares.. technically a woman has no nerve endings more than an inch inside a woman anyways.
if your good with your tounge im set
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Dara_w wrote:
why you gotta bring that up? Because it takes different positioning to handle a magnificence like yours. I can get on Springer and testify.
And don't get fresh with me, I can stand on my toes and smack you with my protuberance.
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Kelvin Hammond
Posts: 17397
Billings, Montana, US
I think I'm gonna move to Canada so I can measure in centimeters... WOOHOO!! I got a 17.7 cm... woody!!! lmao
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00siris
Posts: 19182
New York, New York, US
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AMC Angels Photography
Posts: 31
Memphis, Tennessee, US
What if the photographer is a man? I was a model once. If I was nude in a room with another guy shooting me. I penis would be 4 inces too. But if the photographer was female, it would be bigger. Not that I would be eract, but it would want to hang longer.
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R Guenther
Posts: 2264
Chicago, Illinois, US
I just wanted to say "I was here". 
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