Photographer

Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

And most of us old guys can do things with our tongues that you cannot even begin to imagine at your age. Dicks are really over-rated.

Oct 21 13 12:27 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Zombie thread! yikes

https://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/antonbrand/antonbrand1112/antonbrand111200020/11578911-cartoon-zombie-with-exposed-brain-isolated-on-white.jpg

Oct 21 13 01:09 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Since this thread is going to get locked just because it's old. IBTL But damn it's funny what people will debate over.

Oct 21 13 02:05 pm Link

Photographer

Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:
Since this thread is going to get locked just because it's old. IBTL But damn it's funny what people will debate over.

But, but, some people really **need** dick!

Oct 21 13 02:34 pm Link

Photographer

MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Lohkee wrote:

But, but, some people really **need** dick!

Apparently. But dick can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. wink

Oct 21 13 03:20 pm Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38381

Washington, District of Columbia, US

I miss the chart I made, it was rather hilarious.

*wipes away tear*

sad

Oct 21 13 03:50 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I miss the chart I made, it was rather hilarious.

*wipes away tear*

sad

you made a chart of dicks and I missed it (somehow) sad

Oct 21 13 04:02 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

Apparently. But dick can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. wink

not the small ones, so it seems

Oct 21 13 04:04 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

A model starts a thread about her dislike of small dick and her need for large penii and it goes 46 pages and is resurrected from the zombie files years later.

If a photographer started a thread about loose vaginas and the desirability of tight pussy, how many pages would it go?

Oct 21 13 04:29 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Jim Ball wrote:
A model starts a thread about her dislike of small dick and her need for large penii and it goes 46 pages and is resurrected from the zombie files years later.

If a photographer started a thread about loose vaginas and the desirability of tight pussy, how many pages would it go?

200 ?

Oct 21 13 04:31 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Jim Ball wrote:
A model starts a thread about her dislike of small dick and her need for large penii and it goes 46 pages and is resurrected from the zombie files years later.

If a photographer started a thread about loose vaginas and the desirability of tight pussy, how many pages would it go?

in 2007 or today?

Oct 21 13 04:32 pm Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

Apparently. But dick can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. wink

Not if it's done right.

Oct 21 13 04:39 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

Not if it's done right.

^-- big_smile big_smile big_smile --^

Oct 21 13 04:52 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Jess Beamer wrote:
I am small and Proud =]

So you were searching for old small penis threads to bring back up?

Oct 21 13 05:17 pm Link

Photographer

Andialu

Posts: 14029

San Pedro, California, US

Jess Beamer wrote:
I am small and Proud =]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R-02fNL_Us

Oct 21 13 05:21 pm Link

Photographer

tenrocK photo

Posts: 5486

New York, New York, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

in 2007 or today?

That would definitely make a difference. Today I'd say 17 pages if it goes unlocked.

Oct 21 13 06:25 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

tenrocK photo wrote:

That would definitely make a difference. Today I'd say 17 pages if it goes unlocked.

I dont think it would even make it that far, "too crass"

Im surprised this one hasnt disappeared yet, theres all sorts of crassness and personal attacks going on, plus its old, and half the members who posted arent here anymore

Oct 21 13 06:29 pm Link

Model

Nicole Nu

Posts: 3981

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Laura UnBound wrote:

99% of the time you can tell *exactly* what somebody typed into the forum search box when they bump old threads. Usually they make a semi-less revealing first post...but hey, I say go all out.

hahahah lol

Oct 21 13 07:12 pm Link

Photographer

fsp

Posts: 3656

New York, New York, US

Hahahaha and is it really that important to have a big dick?

I find it much funnier to see such a demand for huge tits so out of proportion and asses that can be useed as tables.. More requests for cows here rather than pricks on MM.

Oct 21 13 09:07 pm Link

Model

Dara_w

Posts: 12100

Atlanta, Georgia, US

soooooo, REALLY? he must have really wanted my attention. lmao

Oct 22 13 12:14 am Link

Model

Dara_w

Posts: 12100

Atlanta, Georgia, US

and no, there's a reason men have dicks. Cause I want to use them. A tongue is foreplay, that is NOT the whole shebang.

Oct 22 13 12:15 am Link

Photographer

Andialu

Posts: 14029

San Pedro, California, US

Dara_w wrote:
and no, there's a reason men have dicks. Cause I want to use them. A tongue is foreplay, that is NOT the whole shebang.

Well, good to see you've remained resolute in your desire for large penises for the last 6 or so years.

Oct 22 13 12:18 am Link

Photographer

RBM Photo

Posts: 557

Bellbrook, Ohio, US

I was here!

Oct 22 13 01:05 am Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38381

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

you made a chart of dicks and I missed it (somehow) sad

It was even vaguely shaped like a dick. sad

Oct 22 13 04:06 am Link

Artist/Painter

Two Pears Studio

Posts: 3632

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Maybe that's all they got... and you've got to go with what God gave you...

Until a plastic surgeon comes up with a reasonable implant... it is what it is.

Oct 22 13 04:57 am Link

Model

Model Sarah

Posts: 40988

Columbus, Ohio, US

hahahahahhhahaahahahahahahaha

This site used to be so much fun.

Oct 22 13 04:25 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Dara_w wrote:
and no, there's a reason men have dicks. Cause I want to use them. A tongue is foreplay, that is NOT the whole shebang.

Andialu wrote:
Well, good to see you've remained resolute in your desire for large penises for the last 6 or so years.

After all those years... her need for even larger Richards might be bigger than ever before... wink

Oct 22 13 04:53 pm Link

Photographer

scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

Dara_w wrote:
small penises? why?

GM need to sell the new vettes ?

Oct 22 13 04:57 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Model Sarah wrote:
hahahahahhhahaahahahahahahaha

This site used to be so much fun.

the good old days.

Oct 22 13 06:01 pm Link

Photographer

Justin

Posts: 22389

Fort Collins, Colorado, US

Well. 46 pages, and of course, the title piqued my curiosity. It's a shame I don't have a spare two hours to go through the previous threads.

The first thought I have is of Michaelangelo's David. It's one of the classic nude figures of all time. I don't know if that statue, if it could piss, could piss on its own balls, but it could dribble that way. Here you go, 18+ or not, and you're welcome.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … _David.jpg

The second thought I have is, what, that model's breasts are that small, and she's showing them? Or too big, and she's showing them? What about those hands? Or feet?

Human variety comes in nearly infinite forms. There is beauty to be found. Not in every single aspect, certainly.

But if you are put off by a single feature of hair, or eyes, or nose, or lips, or facial structure, or body frame, or breasts, or hands, or abs, or labia, or penis, or muscle definition, or feet, or overall proportions.........

... then you're denying yourself a comprehensive experience of the human existence.

We all have our bragging rights. We all have our humilities. If we want to focus on one over the other, we don't give our human condition the proper recognition.

Oct 23 13 12:01 am Link

Photographer

Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

Dara_w wrote:
and no, there's a reason men have dicks. Cause I want to use them. A tongue is foreplay, that is NOT the whole shebang.

One could even argue that the tongue isn't used at all for the shebang part.

Oct 23 13 10:33 am Link

Photographer

Robb Mann

Posts: 12327

Baltimore, Maryland, US

IDK, you've got to have some man-berries to make your first post in SF2.

Oct 23 13 03:31 pm Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38381

Washington, District of Columbia, US

I read way too much of this... and god damn do I miss the way the forums were 5 years ago.

Oct 23 13 03:48 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Walberg

Posts: 45321

San Juan Bautista, California, US

MesmerEyes Photography wrote:
Since this thread is going to get locked just because it's old. IBTL But damn it's funny what people will debate over.

Damn it!  Don't kill it just because it's old!  tongue

This zombie thread is still hilarious!  lol

Oct 23 13 05:25 pm Link

Photographer

Patrick Walberg

Posts: 45321

San Juan Bautista, California, US

Jess Beamer wrote:
I am small and Proud =]

Your name is really Jess Beamer?  Your first post? 

And you woke up a long dead zombie thread to tell us this?

Wow!  Just wow! lol

Oct 23 13 05:27 pm Link

Photographer

- Phil H -

Posts: 26552

Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

Moderator Note!
I think this is one Zombie thread that is perhaps worth letting slide, so I won't be locking it down.

Enjoy.

Oct 23 13 07:29 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Robb Mann wrote:
IDK, you've got to have some man-berries to make your first post in SF2.

Its the only post they made and they haven't come back, Im not impressed.

Oct 23 13 07:42 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I read way too much of this... and god damn do I miss the way the forums were 5 years ago.

I read the whole thing. And then I decided to be really depressing and start clicking on profiles. Almost all gone.

Oct 23 13 07:44 pm Link

Photographer

- Phil H -

Posts: 26552

Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom

Laura UnBound wrote:

I read the whole thing. And then I decided to be really depressing and start clicking on profiles. Almost all gone.

Yup, far too many MIA. Nay bloody wonder SF2 is a shell of it's former self.

Oct 23 13 07:46 pm Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38381

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

I read the whole thing. And then I decided to be really depressing and start clicking on profiles. Almost all gone.

SHHHHHHHHH

Oct 23 13 07:47 pm Link