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Photographer

Steven David

Posts: 7381

Houston, Texas, US

Worthems Photographs wrote:
.......... two sandwiches short of a picnic or that's I'm a complete nobody, I've been doing this since 1999.

How many sandwiches are you supposed to take on a picnic?

Oct 21 08 01:10 pm Link

Photographer

Xeris - Dwight

Posts: 4369

Austin, Texas, US

Kemmie T x10 wrote:

Wow, that long? I'm sorry 2 hear that.

yikes

Damn!

wink

Oct 21 08 01:13 pm Link

Model

nexiste pas

Posts: 1402

Wow. I did slapstick fetish with a couple of great business partners. It was fun, more acting than modeling. It was not pornographic, just really really silly. And it paid VERY well. So, I might be the ONLY model here that would do it...

...and you've alienated me with your bad attitude and worse grammar

Oct 21 08 02:20 pm Link

Photographer

Paul Bryson Photography

Posts: 48041

Hollywood, Florida, US

Citizen Deathwish wrote:
Wow. I did slapstick fetish with a couple of great business partners. It was fun, more acting than modeling. It was not pornographic, just really really silly. And it paid VERY well. So, I might be the ONLY model here that would do it...

...and you've alienated me with your bad attitude and worse grammar

No you wouldn't...I'd love to do it too. But that's because I have no desire to do any mainstream modeling or acting. I like the fun, challenging, daring, and controversial stuff. smile

Oct 21 08 02:31 pm Link

Photographer

Rp-photo

Posts: 42711

Houston, Texas, US

Found a male model:

https://originaldo.com/cisco-kid.jpg

Oct 21 08 02:46 pm Link

Photographer

Steven David

Posts: 7381

Houston, Texas, US

Crisco and Paul?  I'm getting my camera out.

Oct 21 08 02:47 pm Link

Photographer

Paul Bryson Photography

Posts: 48041

Hollywood, Florida, US

StevenDavid wrote:
Crisco and Paul?  I'm getting my camera out.

w00t! borat

Oct 21 08 02:48 pm Link

Photographer

Rp-photo

Posts: 42711

Houston, Texas, US

Crisco kid was a friend of mine.

Oct 21 08 02:49 pm Link

Photographer

Steven David

Posts: 7381

Houston, Texas, US

If this thread gets locked, let's meet down at the Dairy Queen....

Oct 21 08 03:02 pm Link

Photographer

Rp-photo

Posts: 42711

Houston, Texas, US

StevenDavid wrote:
If this thread gets locked, let's meet down at the Dairy Queen....

Or better yet:

https://www.kthread.com/christmas_2007/house_of_pies.jpg

Oct 21 08 03:06 pm Link

Photographer

Khaos Productions

Posts: 531

North Las Vegas, Nevada, US

SW Hanna - So Cal wrote:
Maybe it's because your portfolio looks like you are shooting porn???

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A WINNAAAAA!!!!


yea i was thinking the same thing...it looks like some weird porn work and almost reminds me of two girls one cup...if you haven't seen it....DON'T!!!!

Oct 21 08 03:11 pm Link

Photographer

Steven David

Posts: 7381

Houston, Texas, US

Like I stated before, he is a videographer, not a photographer.  Why is he even here?

Check out his casting call, he is looking for deadly serious models.  Do you have to be dead to be serious?  I'm confused.

Oct 21 08 03:13 pm Link

Photographer

Rp-photo

Posts: 42711

Houston, Texas, US

StevenDavid wrote:
Like I stated before, he is a videographer, not a photographer.  Why is he even here?

Check out his casting call, he is looking for deadly serious models.  Do you have to be dead to be serious?  I'm confused.

The OP is only seeking those of the upper crust.

Come to think of it, he hasn't opened his piehole lately.

Oct 21 08 03:15 pm Link

Model

Rachel Jay

Posts: 20441

Nashville, Tennessee, US

rp_photo wrote:
The OP is only seeking those of the upper crust.

Come to think of it, he hasn't opened his piehole lately.

Ok, that one literally made me LOL lol

Oct 21 08 03:18 pm Link

Photographer

Steven David

Posts: 7381

Houston, Texas, US

So Rachel, how was lunch?

Oct 21 08 03:19 pm Link

Model

Rachel Jay

Posts: 20441

Nashville, Tennessee, US

StevenDavid wrote:
So Rachel, how was lunch?

Actually, I just got my lunch.  It's not pie, unfortunately sad

Oct 21 08 03:22 pm Link

Photographer

PhotoSeven

Posts: 1194

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US

SW Hanna - So Cal wrote:
Maybe it's because your portfolio looks like you are shooting porn???

Winnaa, Winnaa, Chicken Dinna!

Oct 21 08 03:22 pm Link

Model

Rachel Jay

Posts: 20441

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Don Wright wrote:
Winnaa, Winnaa, Chicken Dinna!

No no no... he shoots pie-in-face slapstick stuff, not chicken dinners wink

Oct 21 08 03:33 pm Link

Photographer

Rp-photo

Posts: 42711

Houston, Texas, US

He could go for a "Callender" shoot:

https://wakingjonas.org/wp-content/uploads/potpie.jpg

Warning: Not to be tossed while still frozen or recently heated.

Oct 21 08 03:34 pm Link

Photographer

Steven David

Posts: 7381

Houston, Texas, US

Well everyone, this thread is making me hungry and the OP is not playing anymore, so I am getting my picnic basket and heading to another thread.

Love and kisses to all.........

Oct 21 08 03:37 pm Link