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Photographer

DVP Photography

Posts: 2874

Broomfield, Colorado, US

We normally don't get threads this entertaining unless it's the weekend.  Well I guess we're close.

The OP's message has to be the silliest I have ever read!

Jul 18 14 03:19 pm Link

Photographer

Chuckarelei

Posts: 11271

Seattle, Washington, US

DVP Photography wrote:
We normally don't get threads this entertaining unless it's the weekend.  Well I guess we're close.

The OP's message has to be the silliest I have ever read!

It's made up to get attention.

Jul 18 14 03:24 pm Link

Retoucher

Greg K Retouching

Posts: 407

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Uhhhhh.......where is that self immolation gif when you need it?

AHA! big_smile

https://crayfisher.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/self-immolate.gif?w=640

Oh, I'm keeping that one.

Jul 18 14 04:01 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

fluffycakes wrote:
Wow you're pretty old to not understand how vaginas work.

No. Utis are pretty nasty and easy to avoid.

...

Baby wipes are made to wipe the genitals of babies, including the vulva. You don't wipe the VAGINA; that's the inside part, which is also completely separate from the urethra, where UTIs occur. And you're trying to tell me I don't know how they work? Why should they not be used on adults? Is there a magical age where baby wipes suddenly become harmful to genitals? Or do you think all babies have permanent UTIs from them?

Jul 18 14 05:58 pm Link

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GregWatson

Posts: 754

Mount Airy, North Carolina, US

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Jul 18 14 07:06 pm Link

Photographer

L O C U T U S

Posts: 1746

Bangor, Maine, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
urethra?

Do you mean Urethra Franklin?

Jul 18 14 07:28 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Locutus wrote:

Do you mean Urethra Franklin?

Cool contribution.

Jul 18 14 07:29 pm Link

Model

fluffycakes

Posts: 446

Chicago, Illinois, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

...

Baby wipes are made to wipe the genitals of babies, including the vulva. You don't wipe the VAGINA; that's the inside part, which is also completely separate from the urethra, where UTIs occur. And you're trying to tell me I don't know how they work? Why should they not be used on adults? Is there a magical age where baby wipes suddenly become harmful to genitals? Or do you think all babies have permanent UTIs from them?

i'm not arguing. we're on the internet if you can't google for yourself.. yeah.

If you have a problem with me you can pm me, or keep it to yourself. Frankly, i'm very sick of the bitchy responses to my responses to OPs.

Jul 18 14 07:54 pm Link

Photographer

Rik Williams

Posts: 4005

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Locutus wrote:

Do you mean Urethra Franklin?

I believe this thread just hit an all time low 😧

Jul 18 14 07:57 pm Link

Photographer

Bare Essential Photos

Posts: 3605

Upland, California, US

fluffycakes wrote:

Ahhhhh! Not for that area! yikes

+1,000

You got that right!

Jul 18 14 07:57 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

fluffycakes wrote:
i'm not arguing. we're on the internet if you can't google for yourself.. yeah.

If you have a problem with me you can pm me, or keep it to yourself. Frankly, i'm very sick of the bitchy responses to my responses to OPs.

UH lol okay. Sorry I proved you wrong? What exactly do I need to Google, because everything I stated is a fact?

Jul 18 14 08:02 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Bare Essential Photos wrote:
+1,000

You got that right!

Did you guys not learn front to back?

Jul 18 14 08:06 pm Link

Photographer

Bare Essential Photos

Posts: 3605

Upland, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Did you guys not learn back to front?

You have it backwards but that's okay ... LOL

Jul 18 14 08:10 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Bare Essential Photos wrote:
You have it backwards but that's okay ... LOL

You caught me before my edit.

I'm still wrapped up in this "baby wipes are used internally and therefore cause UTIs in the vagina" logic.

Jul 18 14 08:11 pm Link

Model

IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

You caught me before my edit.

I'm still wrapped up in this "baby wipes are used internally and therefore cause UTIs in the vagina" logic.

Even external use could cause some irritation depending on the products in the wipe, so saying baby wipes are a no no for cleaning up can be correct. Ultimately depends on your body and what you're sensitive to.

Jul 18 14 08:15 pm Link

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Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

IDiivil wrote:

Even external use could cause some irritation depending on the products in the wipe, so saying baby wipes are a no no for cleaning up can be correct. Ultimately depends on your body and what you're sensitive to.

They're made for babies' genitals. They're pretty safe. It would be pretty rare to be THAT sensitive to them.

Jul 18 14 08:19 pm Link

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IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

They're made for babies' genitals. They're pretty safe. It would be pretty rare to be THAT sensitive to them.

Just because it's rare doesn't make it impossible...

Jul 18 14 08:38 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

IDiivil wrote:

Just because it's rare doesn't make it impossible...

Must be rough to have such an overly sensitive "vagina."

Jul 18 14 08:40 pm Link

Photographer

Bare Essential Photos

Posts: 3605

Upland, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

They're made for babies' genitals. They're pretty safe. It would be pretty rare to be THAT sensitive to them.

Hmm ... are you sure about that? Hint, hint.

Jul 18 14 08:42 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Bare Essential Photos wrote:

Hmm ... are you sure about that? Hint, hint.

Tell me more about your vagina.

Jul 18 14 08:43 pm Link

Model

IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Must be rough to have such an overly sensitive "vagina."

Oh, blah. I'm not getting into the debate about the use of vagina, vulva, etc. They all have the membranes to be irritated whether they are internal or external, and people do have negative reactions with various wipes in either (or both) areas. Plenty of babies who react poorly to their wipes too. It's just a matter of skin sensitivity. Lot of discussion on it on Google, whether that's a good source or not.

Jul 18 14 08:44 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

IDiivil wrote:
Oh, blah. I'm not getting into the debate about the use of vagina, vulva, etc.

I don't believe in the perpetuation of the general public's ignorance of the female anatomy.

Jul 18 14 08:48 pm Link

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IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
I don't believe in the perpetuation of the general public's ignorance of the female anatomy.

Harping on one girl's most likely colloquial use of a word is how you would define educating someone of the female anatomy? Plenty more to educate than a colloquial use of a word in this thread...

You're perpetuating a bit there yourself by mocking those who have honest to goodness sensitivity to baby wipes :S

Jul 18 14 09:00 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

IDiivil wrote:

Harping on one girl's most likely colloquial use of a word is how you would define educating someone of the female anatomy? Plenty more to educate than a colloquial use of a word in this thread...

You're perpetuating a bit there yourself by mocking those who have honest to goodness sensitivity to baby wipes :S

Okie Dokie.

Jul 18 14 09:07 pm Link

Model

IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Okie Dokie.

I assume this is more about making sure vulva and vagina aren't used interchangeably then..? Nothing really to do with the baby wipes conversation at all?

Jul 18 14 09:12 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

IDiivil wrote:

I assume this is more about making sure vulva and vagina aren't used interchangeably then..? Nothing really to do with the baby wipes conversation at all?

It's a little of both.

Jul 18 14 09:13 pm Link

Photographer

R.EYE.R

Posts: 3436

Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan

IDiivil wrote:
I assume this is more about making sure vulva and vagina aren't used interchangeably then..? Nothing really to do with the baby wipes conversation at all?

omae...yarashii hanashi yamena!!..smile)

Jul 18 14 10:23 pm Link

Model

IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

R.EYE.R wrote:

omae...yarashii hanashi yamena!!..smile)

Gomen xD Chotto kotoba warui ne?

Jul 18 14 10:37 pm Link

Photographer

R.EYE.R

Posts: 3436

Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan

IDiivil wrote:

Gomen xD Chotto kotoba warui ne?

Iya...kono topikku wa chotto dame mitai na, to omotta kedo...smile

Jul 18 14 10:42 pm Link

Photographer

Eastfist

Posts: 3589

Green Bay, Wisconsin, US

Photographer Mario wrote:
how common this problem is, what should I do to avoid situations like this and what should be my behavior if this happens again?

She's either an exhibitionist, or she was turned on by you.

Or, in most cases, this is a troll thread and made up.

Jul 18 14 10:46 pm Link

Photographer

Marin Photo NYC

Posts: 7348

New York, New York, US

Eastfist wrote:
She's either an exhibitionist, or she was turned on by you.

Or, in most cases, this is a troll thread and made up.

definitely a troll thread....and quite entertaining!

Jul 18 14 10:52 pm Link

Photographer

Bare Essential Photos

Posts: 3605

Upland, California, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:
Tell me more about your vagina.

Don't need to have a vagina to know about the appropriate uses of baby wipes but obviously you're not aware of that. That's okay, continue.

Jul 19 14 09:17 am Link

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Echo_

Posts: 286

Paris, ÃŽle-de-France, France

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Must be rough to have such an overly sensitive "vagina."

I wonder what the difference is between baby wipes and the wipes I've been seeing popping up in stores as hygienic wipes

Jul 19 14 10:46 am Link

Model

Erin Holmes

Posts: 6583

Albuquerque, New Mexico, US

Every stripper I've ever known used baby wipes for that area all the time. Gotta smell like peaches all the time, ya know? If they were causing infections or irritation that would be bad for business, so they're pretty safe.

Jul 19 14 10:58 am Link

Photographer

FitzMulti - Las Vegas

Posts: 1476

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Photographer Mario wrote:
This is exactly right. She got so wet that we could not keep shooting.

Seriously?
I only ready the first 5 posts (up to this point) of this thread...but this has to be THE DUMBEST thing that I have ever heard.

And, if for some idiotic reason, you don't/didn't want "moisture", there are these things for about a dollar called BABY WIPES...

I am completely in hysterics, rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.

Jul 19 14 11:29 am Link

Model

M E L U X I N E

Posts: 1204

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Stop being a wet blanket.

Sorry, had to be done big_smile

Jul 19 14 01:06 pm Link

Body Painter

Monad Studios

Posts: 10131

Santa Rosa, California, US

Rearranging the title just slightly yields Excite men tissue, which sorta sums up the themes of the thread.  Especially the tissue.

Jul 19 14 01:09 pm Link

Photographer

Risen Phoenix Photo

Posts: 3779

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

I love this girl fight! Gee some people never learn. They just love to start a fight and then call foul.

The only thing crazier that this whole thread is to find veteran models bitch to each other about nomenclature and baby wipes. Classic forum stuff... Priceless

Jul 19 14 01:16 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Echo_ wrote:

I wonder what the difference is between baby wipes and the wipes I've been seeing popping up in stores as hygienic wipes

Price.

Jul 19 14 01:22 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Risen Phoenix Photo wrote:
I love this girl fight! Gee some people never learn. They just love to start a fight and then call foul.

The only thing crazier that this whole thread is to find veteran models bitch to each other about nomenclature and baby wipes. Classic forum stuff... Priceless

I make it a point to argue against ignorance.

Jul 19 14 01:24 pm Link