Jerry Nemeth wrote:
The cat has given you a message.  He hates you!     

GK photo wrote:
i just got the enzymes stuff. the nature's miracle stuff..the highest concentration they had. it is working a little, but as suggested, i'm probably going to have to change the filter, and spray the truck interior, too.

mother fuck, what a headache!

Plus, revenge is nearly impossible.

You ever piss on a cat?

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Plus, revenge is nearly impossible.

You ever piss on a cat?

no, but now i wish i had.

GK photo wrote:

no, but now i wish i had.

There is still time.

Motordrive Photography wrote:
the cat said you had it commin' to ya
and there's more of that

not if i 'lectrify my hood, while it's parked. i doubt old tom cat will like him some toasty paw pads.

spray this, mofo. fucking filthy varmints.

MoRina wrote:
I agree with the enzymes suggestion, but after running that through, you'll want to change your cabin air filter and spray/wipe down your inside vents with the enzymes as well.  Personally, I would spray my whole interior with the enzymes... the carpet, the mats, the seats, any fabric door panels and then leave the car in bright sunlight with the windows down to dry it. When you turned your car on, it likely spread throughout the cabin.

this is not the kind of project i was looking forward to on the weekend. and yes, i fear the stench has permeated every nook and cranny of my cabin by now.

oh, the humanity.

GK photo wrote:

this is not the kind of project i was looking forward to on the weekend. and yes, i fear the stench has permeated every nook and cranny of my cabin by now.

oh, the humanity.

After 90 seconds the human olifactory senses experiences a form of overload shutdown. Bad smells become much less intense.

This was necessary for propagation of the species back when soap did not exist and water was cold or frozen all winter.

Shadow Dancer wrote:
After 90 seconds the human olifactory senses experiences a form of overload shutdown. Bad smells become much less intense.

This was necessary for propagation of the species back when soap did not exist and water was cold or frozen all winter.

haha, i hear you. i could give you one story where that was quite self evident, but i'll spare you. but that involved humans. this stench is not only palpable, but it's horrendous. and the worst part is coming from a fresh air environment into the cabin of this truck (in summer, which exacerbates it).

it's one thing when humans put on their "stink" at the same rate (like that survivor show), but it's wholly different when you introduce scents from animals. maybe in the grand scheme, 40 day old bo from a human is worse than what i'm dealing with; but i have no 40 day bo humans riding shotgun in my ride.

i work with a dude with some serious coffee breath. i can self filter using distance and breathing restraint. if i'm stuck in my vehicle for two hours, there's no such outlet.

GK photo wrote:
haha, i hear you. i could give you one story where that was quite self evident, but i'll spare you. but that involved humans. this stench is not only palpable, but it's horrendous. and the worst part is coming from a fresh air environment into the cabin of this truck (in summer, which exacerbates it).

it's one thing when humans put on their "stink" at the same rate (like that survivor show), but it's wholly different when you introduce scents from animals. maybe in the grand scheme, 40 day old bo from a human is worse than what i'm dealing with; but i have no 40 day bo humans riding shotgun in my ride.

i work with a dude with some serious coffee breath. i can self filter using distance and breathing restraint. if i'm stuck in my vehicle for two hours, there's no such outlet.

In addition to olifactory overload, humans also have "stench memory". I still smell things sometimes that are not in my current surroundings, like the wind blowing over the fields filled with flats of raisons in the Central Valley of California.
Other things are worse. We had a contract truck driver at work who not only brushed his teeth with fresh dog feces, he gave off steam that could burn all of your nostril hairs to oblivion in one sniff.

I only made the approach and death-sniff once, then I kept my distance. I usually needed to go to the rest room or take a phone call when he arrived. I don't smell that smell often fortunately.

We won't go into the morbidly obese and grouchy woman I had to help navigate a rental computer at Kinko's back in the day. I am pretty sure she had never bathed or washed her clothes, ever. Every time she moved it broke the crust covering the moist, stinky folds and a fresh gust of rotting pork smell combined with week old poultry skin would waft out into the atmosphere. It is difficult when you cannot simply stop breathing.

Cat piss is sort of smelly but really not all that bad. You'll get used to it.

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Cat piss is sort of smelly but really not all that bad. You'll get used to it.

again, this ain't "piss", it's whatever the fuck they produce to "spray". it's probably not light years difference on the olfactory scale, but it's different...and gross.

GK photo wrote:

again, this ain't "piss", it's whatever the fuck they produce to "spray". it's probably not light years difference on the olfactory scale, but it's different...and gross.

I've owned a few cats, one tom sprayed the electical outlet once. Guess that showed him!!!!

I know exactly what it is.

None of them ever jumped the fence, knocked over the neighbor's garbage can, pulled out all the used Pampers and licked them all clean like the dogs I owned (once).

GK photo wrote:

again, this ain't "piss", it's whatever the fuck they produce to "spray". it's probably not light years difference on the olfactory scale, but it's different...and gross.

He marked your vehicle. It was in his territory.

Your vehicle now belongs to the cat. 

Robb Mann wrote:
A few companies make car foggers/bombs. You set them off inside your car with the AC running on recirculate. They clean the whole hvac and inside of the car. Takes about a half hour.

Are you sure someone at work didn't prank you? Cats spray to mark territory.  They usually go for corners and fixed objects. To spray a windshield is really weird.

Ooooh evil!! Liquid ass?

I did some revenge research for.. no reason at all and came across a company who will send glitter bobms in the mail and such..
And I agree that the cat would spray somehwere more accessible..

A Thousand Words  wrote:
Does anyone else find this humorous considering his avatar?

funny.

Tim Summa wrote:
Only source for this is a morgue, pathologist, or mortuary, it is called Skunk Off. When I worked at MD Anderson in Houston the autopsy would have a few patents who exhibited an intense odor upon opening the body cavity. One to two drops and ALL odor was gone. It lasted about 10 hours. It was in a small white dropper bottle with a black skunk like Pepe la Pew chancier on the front (for the old darkroom people, it looked just like a dropper bottle of LFN).

This explains so many things.