Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Short "High Fashion Runway" Models = "Haubbits"

Model

N i c o l e- Commercial

Posts: 10668

Lake Forest, Florida, US

Amanda Kim wrote:

sad  sound like an attack...

how is that an attack.  i will never be on a runway (unless i make my own clothing line) and i find this thread funny as hell.

and attack would be a "when-will-you-short-bitches-just-give-up" post.

Sep 02 07 07:58 am Link

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N i c o l e- Commercial

Posts: 10668

Lake Forest, Florida, US

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Sep 02 07 08:03 am Link

Wardrobe Stylist

Dave the design student

Posts: 45198

Detroit, Michigan, US

N i c o l e wrote:
and attack would be a "when-will-you-short-bitches-just-give-up" post.

I'm sure we'll see that one tomorrow.

Edit:  I'm still laughing at "Haubbits" - that's too good, definition and all.

Sep 02 07 08:06 am Link

Photographer

Imajin Studios

Posts: 2163

habitual haubbit

Sep 02 07 08:54 am Link

Model

Aspin Lea

Posts: 1053

Saint Louis, Missouri, US

kudos smile

Sep 02 07 12:15 pm Link

Photographer

Sockpuppet Studios

Posts: 7862

San Francisco, California, US

bump

Jan 30 08 01:51 am Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

Nude Window wrote:
bump

I should've linked this thread to the one that's now in the lock log.

I kinda wonder what I missed that made it get hidden.

Jan 30 08 01:56 am Link

Model

Mz Nova

Posts: 2608

Portland, Oregon, US

udor wrote:
You will NOT walk at Fashion Week for any of the major designers in NYC, Milan, Paris, London and Tokyo.

Maybe you'll be able to walk for some really small designer (pun intended) who shows in some club during fashion week... but it's still not for the big league... and that's what's all about...

The fantasy world of haubbits... wink

aw poo...that means when I go to Japan i'll still be too short! boo! I want to dress up like a pretty lady on stage with a look so dead sexy serious that everyone will want to buy my outfit! sad maybe Osaka then...;p

Jan 30 08 02:05 am Link

Model

MELissaMOORE

Posts: 1939

Fairfield, California, US

OMG can you say "SUPERBOWL" still?
Shorty...... checking in, I shave my feet though.
Never realisticly would even dream of doing foot modeling
with these hairy feet wink

Kisses,
MELmoore

Jan 30 08 02:35 am Link

Model

Lindsay Ryan

Posts: 192

Los Angeles, California, US

M*A*C wrote:

i've never done any kind of modelling outside of australia, so i'll take your word on bryant park ..  (i've heard of the kate moss thing time n' time again.. wink

kate moss is taller than 5'5.. 5'7 i think she is if not taller. the only reason why she is signed is because people thought she'd grow and she did, a little. if you notice she hardly does runway anyway. mostly editorials. i love kate but i hate when the "delusional haubbits" as you call them bring her up!

Jul 24 11 12:14 am Link

Model

Jennifer Barker

Posts: 8010

Houston, Arkansas, US

Oh thanks for reminder one more time .. I had almost forgotten that I am only 5'4 ... wanker  wink

Jul 24 11 12:24 am Link

Model

Lindsay Ryan

Posts: 192

Los Angeles, California, US

M*A*C wrote:
it is beyond my logical comprehension to understand why so many threads are dedicated to scrutinizing short models, especially those that 'dream' of runway (please note that i, as i'm sure many other non 6'0' women, DONT dream of it.. but you 'assume'), when their dreams have nothing to do with you, but the irritation is still there. From what i understand, this is nothing but hateful, disrespectful and spiteful energy being directed at the 'little people' by those in so-called power.. i'm sorry i feel this way, but i am amazed at how ardent some people are at denegrating people they perceieve as inadequate, or less capable.. as though its a crime to dream. LET the dreamers dream, everyone comes to their own realisation.. the majority of haters though, are fixated on the third stage of conventional moral development.. most people dont get past that, nevertheless know what it means

i am humored by the immaturity

there wouldn't be discrimination if they didn't try to march on land that doesn't belong to them. it's annoying when someone is casting for a show and someone who doesn't fit the bill shows up and wastes time. time is money!

Jul 24 11 12:34 am Link

Model

Lindsay Ryan

Posts: 192

Los Angeles, California, US

Jennifer Barker wrote:
Oh thanks for reminder one more time .. I had almost forgotten that I am only 5'4 ... wanker  wink

i think your gorgeous!

Jul 24 11 12:35 am Link

Photographer

i c e c o l d

Posts: 8610

Fort Myers, Florida, US

WOW! Talk about a 3 1/2 year old thread bump!! lol

Jul 24 11 12:37 am Link

Model

Lindsay Ryan

Posts: 192

Los Angeles, California, US

i c e c o l d wrote:
WOW! Talk about a 3 1/2 year old thread bump!! lol

lol i know! i forgot how i found it. i was looking up stuff on google for a friend of mine who wants to do petite modeling :p

Jul 24 11 12:40 am Link

Photographer

i c e c o l d

Posts: 8610

Fort Myers, Florida, US

Lindsay Ryan wrote:
lol i know! i forgot how i found it. i was looking up stuff on google for a friend of mine who wants to do petite modeling :p

np...

If you want to search for articles on MM, you can try here:
https://www.sendu.me.uk/modelmayhem/ or
https://www.modelmayhem.com/sitesearch/forums

There have been more then plenty of discussions on here about that topic! Some good....some not so good! smile

Jul 24 11 12:44 am Link

Model

Jennifer Barker

Posts: 8010

Houston, Arkansas, US

Holy shit .. I did not look at the date  ...   hmm

Jul 24 11 04:13 am Link

Photographer

Greg Kolack

Posts: 18392

Elmhurst, Illinois, US

i c e c o l d wrote:
WOW! Talk about a 3 1/2 year old thread bump!! lol

Yeah - I saw Udor's name and I thought "Cool! He's back!"

Alas...

Jul 24 11 11:05 am Link

Model

Ararity

Posts: 4358

Mexico City, Distrito Federal, Mexico

udor wrote:
This is for all those models who are too short to qualify and are NOT known celebrities, who clinch to the belief that they too must be able to walk the big league in high fashion runway modeling, especially the superbowl of 'high fashion anything':

                            NYC Fashion Week

Three helpful threads about the subject don't awake those models out of their dream world and no matter how much is being explained from industry insider... they keep on chasing their own tail because some dude who shot them and their mama tell them that they belong on a major runway:

Why runway shows need tall models:

Why do short models insist of doin Runway?

Modeling Success: RESEARCH


I propose a new definition, inspired by Junk Fashion and J.R.R. Tolkien:

"A very short model that lives in a fantasy land who believes that she has a birthright to walk the high fashion runway of NYC or the other 4 high fashion centers in the world for the major designers" = "haute couture hobbit" or its shortform:


                                          "haubbit" *



* haubbit© by UdoR 2007

I saw a short model ROCK IT on the runway... Better than the rest of us.

Anyways, what height do you consider a haubbit? Am I a haubbit??
And what's the purpose of this thread? To ridicule people of their dreams? Informing is one thing, but your tone suggests otherwise.

Jul 24 11 02:57 pm Link

Photographer

Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Holy Zombie thread!

Jul 24 11 03:29 pm Link

Model

A L I C E

Posts: 4

Santa Rosa, California, US

Apr 19 12 07:43 pm Link

Model

Damianne

Posts: 15978

Austin, Texas, US

Me @ 5'8" at the last show I did, group shot (I'm in blue).
https://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/563332_10150751117380983_619805982_9741797_1669855564_n.jpg

Notice how tiny and ridiculous I look.

Apr 19 12 07:45 pm Link

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Livane

Posts: 6334

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom

Just like the Evil that the Ring represents.. This thread has risen again from the depths of Despair to darken the glistening realms..

Oh hai reanimated zombie thread!

(still lol at Haubbits)

Apr 19 12 08:26 pm Link

Photographer

netmodel

Posts: 6786

Austin, Texas, US

Damianne wrote:
Me @ 5'8" at the last show I did, group shot (I'm in blue).
https://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/563332_10150751117380983_619805982_9741797_1669855564_n.jpg

Notice how tiny and ridiculous I look.

but you got the name! big_smile

Apr 19 12 08:54 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Livane wrote:
Just like the Evil that the Ring represents.. This thread has risen again from the depths of Despair to darken the glistening realms..

Oh hai reanimated zombie thread!

(still lol at Haubbits)

OMG... lol...

Apr 22 12 11:59 am Link

Photographer

Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17716

San Diego Country Estates, California, US

LaViolette wrote:
*Sets out on her quest to destroy the ring. Prepares to toss it into the fire where it was created...Stops suddenly*

Oh hells no! I spent good $ on this white gold band! Fuggetaboutit!!!

It's precious.

Apr 22 12 12:05 pm Link

Photographer

Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17716

San Diego Country Estates, California, US

Damianne wrote:
Me @ 5'8" at the last show I did, group shot (I'm in blue).
https://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/563332_10150751117380983_619805982_9741797_1669855564_n.jpg

Notice how tiny and ridiculous I look.

*points and laughs*

*giggles*

Actually, you're the hottest model in that lineup...

Apr 22 12 12:06 pm Link

Photographer

Reflected

Posts: 16390

New York, New York, US

Emeritus wrote:

lZl wrote:

Apr 22 12 12:09 pm Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Ararity wrote:

I saw a short model ROCK IT on the runway... Better than the rest of us.

Anyways, what height do you consider a haubbit? Am I a haubbit??
And what's the purpose of this thread? To ridicule people of their dreams? Informing is one thing, but your tone suggests otherwise.

Nope, you are not... at 5'8" you are tall enough for some designers at fashion week.

Truth is, they look usually for a minimum of 5'9" (prefer 5'10")...

But... you have to read the definition of a haubbit... it has to do with delusions of walking NYC Fashion Week for, let's say Diane von Furstenberg, Chado Ralph Rucci, etc., at let's say 5'4" and insisting that they will change the industry and that they can "rock the runway" better than tall girls.

Problem with this is... the big industry shows are not about "rocking the runway", or about the model it is about presenting the clothes to a buying audience... and that is unfortunately often completely overlooked.

Apr 23 12 07:49 am Link

Model

Ronin_LLC

Posts: 2012

Louisville, Kentucky, US

Don't let Dean Johnson see this.

Apr 23 12 08:32 am Link

Model

-Nicole-

Posts: 19211

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Necro-thread lives again.

I'm normally the shortest at fashion shows, but my walk is pretty fucking killer, so I don't care...and neither do the people that have me represent them smile

Apr 23 12 09:10 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

-Nicole- wrote:
Necro-thread lives again.

I'm normally the shortest at fashion shows, but my walk is pretty fucking killer, so I don't care...and neither do the people that have me represent them smile

Yeah, but you also do not insist of walking NYC Fashion Week for Carolina Herrera!

So, this is not about you and you are not a haubbit!  smile

Apr 23 12 09:12 am Link

Model

-Nicole-

Posts: 19211

Madison, Wisconsin, US

udor wrote:

Yeah, but you also do not insist of walking NYC Fashion Week for Carolina Herrera!

So, this is not about you and you are not a haubbit!  smile

but...haubbits sound so cool sad

Apr 23 12 09:20 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

-Nicole- wrote:

but...haubbits sound so cool sad

Okay... I grant thee, Nicole, the honorary title of "haubbit"!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/UdoRPhotoArchive/Miscellaneous/ModelHeights02.jpg


big_smile

Apr 23 12 12:22 pm Link

Photographer

Tom Linkens

Posts: 6450

Lititz, Pennsylvania, US

Oh, there was a model outside the tents at NYFW S/S 2009 who was holding her phone and probably reading a text message, when she speedwalked into me from behind & pretty much bounced off me. Would that technically make me a Haubbit who doesn't have a clue about keeping up a good pace?

Apr 23 12 12:49 pm Link