Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Freaking web models!

Photographer

BTHPhoto

Posts: 6985

Fairbanks, Alaska, US

I don't get it.  I was contacted by a wannabe model on myspace.  Crazy girl wanted to shoot nude and didn't want money. (I know, that should have been my first warning, but I tend to trust people, what can I say?) Anyway, we e-mailed several times, made arrangements.  Wouldn't you know it - SHE SHOWED UP! And on TIME even!  What the hell?!  I don't know where she gets off acting like that!  Then, to top it off, she ticked off every pose I asked for, just like clockwork.

Now I probably shouldn't admit it, but this has happened to me several times, not only with myspace, but with MM models too.  I know, you're probably all asking how many times it takes me to learn my lesson.  I guess I'm just a sucker.  How can I avoid this in the future?

Someone really needs to tell these freaking web models to quit acting like responsible professionals!  Models, take some advice: if you wannabe a web model, you better flake like you mean it.  Otherwise no one will ever take you seriously!  When I go to the web for a model, I expect a flake, and I'm getting really sick of being disappointed.

Aug 07 07 01:36 pm Link

Model

N i c o l e- Commercial

Posts: 10668

Lake Forest, Florida, US

the nerve of that hussy.....

Aug 07 07 01:39 pm Link

Photographer

EA Photographics

Posts: 12743

Reading, Pennsylvania, US

Just what we need...  As if we do not already have enough problems with how we are perceived, THESE models come along and throw off the entire business model...  Damn!

Aug 07 07 01:39 pm Link

Model

Tanyazaki

Posts: 584

Lincoln, England, United Kingdom

Tim Hammond wrote:
I don't get it.  I was contacted by a wannabe model on myspace.  Crazy girl wanted to shoot nude and didn't want money. (I know, that should have been my first warning, but I tend to trust people, what can I say?) Anyway, we e-mailed several times, made arrangements.  Wouldn't you know it - SHE SHOWED UP! And on TIME even!  What the hell?!  I don't know where she gets off acting like that!  Then, to top it off, she ticked off every pose I asked for, just like clockwork.

Now I probably shouldn't admit it, but this has happened to me several times, not only with myspace, but with MM models too.  I know, you're probably all asking how many times it takes me to learn my lesson.  I guess I'm just a sucker.  How can I avoid this in the future?

Someone really needs to tell these freaking web models to quit acting like responsible professionals!  Models, take some advice: if you wannabe a web model, you better flake like you mean it.  Otherwise no one will ever take you seriously!  When I go to the web for a model, I expect a flake, and I'm getting really sick of being disappointed.

lol!

Aug 07 07 01:41 pm Link

Model

Victoria Ann

Posts: 547

Leola, Pennsylvania, US

PFFT lmao

oh jeeze :p

-V

Aug 07 07 01:42 pm Link

Photographer

Moraxian

Posts: 2607

Germantown, Maryland, US

LOL - This is the best posting I've read on this forum in awhile.  smile

Aug 07 07 01:42 pm Link

Model

Dances with Wolves

Posts: 25108

SHAWNEE ON DELAWARE, Pennsylvania, US

Tim Hammond wrote:
I don't get it.  I was contacted by a wannabe model on myspace.  Crazy girl wanted to shoot nude and didn't want money. (I know, that should have been my first warning, but I tend to trust people, what can I say?) Anyway, we e-mailed several times, made arrangements.  Wouldn't you know it - SHE SHOWED UP! And on TIME even!  What the hell?!  I don't know where she gets off acting like that!  Then, to top it off, she ticked off every pose I asked for, just like clockwork.

Now I probably shouldn't admit it, but this has happened to me several times, not only with myspace, but with MM models too.  I know, you're probably all asking how many times it takes me to learn my lesson.  I guess I'm just a sucker.  How can I avoid this in the future?

Someone really needs to tell these freaking web models to quit acting like responsible professionals!  Models, take some advice: if you wannabe a web model, you better flake like you mean it.  Otherwise no one will ever take you seriously!  When I go to the web for a model, I expect a flake, and I'm getting really sick of being disappointed.

So *that's* where all the non-flakes are...ALASKA!

Aug 07 07 01:43 pm Link

Model

Amanda Vorhies

Posts: 287

Plattsburgh, New York, US

hehe thats great

Aug 07 07 01:44 pm Link

Model

N i c o l e- Commercial

Posts: 10668

Lake Forest, Florida, US

tanyazaki aka candycat wrote:
lol!

Victoria Ann wrote:
PFFT lmao

oh jeeze :p

-V

and just want are you two laughing at?  you're probably one of those professional models that show up on time and crap..... ugh, the likes of you two disgust me.....

Aug 07 07 01:44 pm Link

Photographer

Chris Beyond

Posts: 1526

Tustin, California, US

What did you say? I was too busy booking my flight!

Aug 07 07 01:44 pm Link

Photographer

so blu

Posts: 393

Rock Hill, South Carolina, US

lol!!

Aug 07 07 01:45 pm Link

Photographer

NYB

Posts: 851

Albany, New York, US

She shot nude and for free??? How did you manage that???

Aug 07 07 01:45 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Alan

Posts: 1499

Bayshore Gardens, Florida, US

Tim Hammond wrote:
I don't get it.  I was contacted by a wannabe model on myspace.  Crazy girl wanted to shoot nude and didn't want money. (I know, that should have been my first warning, but I tend to trust people, what can I say?) Anyway, we e-mailed several times, made arrangements.  Wouldn't you know it - SHE SHOWED UP! And on TIME even!  What the hell?!  I don't know where she gets off acting like that!  Then, to top it off, she ticked off every pose I asked for, just like clockwork.

Now I probably shouldn't admit it, but this has happened to me several times, not only with myspace, but with MM models too.  I know, you're probably all asking how many times it takes me to learn my lesson.  I guess I'm just a sucker.  How can I avoid this in the future?

Someone really needs to tell these freaking web models to quit acting like responsible professionals!  Models, take some advice: if you wannabe a web model, you better flake like you mean it.  Otherwise no one will ever take you seriously!  When I go to the web for a model, I expect a flake, and I'm getting really sick of being disappointed.

I had the same problem this past weekend... What gives!!! I had a tee time all set up and had to cancel the golf game because the model showed up and showed up on time... LOL

Aug 07 07 01:46 pm Link

Photographer

d30john

Posts: 1269

San Diego, California, US

Recently I had a model show up for a morning shoot with a cup of fresh coffee and a brand muffin for me.  The nerve.

Then one few days ago insist on buying me dinner.

Aug 07 07 01:51 pm Link

Model

Calah Paige

Posts: 84

Nashville, Tennessee, US

LOL that is going to ruin it for the rest of us smile

Aug 07 07 01:54 pm Link

Photographer

jac3950

Posts: 1179

Freedom, New Hampshire, US

Tim Hammond wrote:
I don't get it.  I was contacted by a wannabe model on myspace.  Crazy girl wanted to shoot nude and didn't want money. (I know, that should have been my first warning, but I tend to trust people, what can I say?) Anyway, we e-mailed several times, made arrangements.  Wouldn't you know it - SHE SHOWED UP! And on TIME even!  What the hell?!  I don't know where she gets off acting like that!  Then, to top it off, she ticked off every pose I asked for, just like clockwork.

Now I probably shouldn't admit it, but this has happened to me several times, not only with myspace, but with MM models too.  I know, you're probably all asking how many times it takes me to learn my lesson.  I guess I'm just a sucker.  How can I avoid this in the future?

Someone really needs to tell these freaking web models to quit acting like responsible professionals!  Models, take some advice: if you wannabe a web model, you better flake like you mean it.  Otherwise no one will ever take you seriously!  When I go to the web for a model, I expect a flake, and I'm getting really sick of being disappointed.

The utter nerve of her acting that way.

I can sympathize! I had the exact same problem with a model from New York City who not only accepted my invitation to do nude poses TFCD, but when we had to change her return flight to NY so she could make it to Tampa for FetishCon, actually paid for the expense of the new ticket. I won't out her here, but you can look for the stunning redhead on my port.

If this kind of behavior becomes epidemic on ModelMayhem, what the hell will photographers have to complain about.

Aug 07 07 01:55 pm Link

Model

MR JS

Posts: 838

Amesbury, Massachusetts, US

Lol , i love this thread !

Aug 07 07 01:59 pm Link

Photographer

K -- O

Posts: 1635

Boonsboro, Maryland, US

d30john wrote:
Recently I had a model show up for a morning shoot with a cup of fresh coffee and a brand muffin for me.  The nerve.

Then one few days ago insist on buying me dinner.

I hope you punched her in the gut

Aug 07 07 01:59 pm Link

Photographer

cnphoto

Posts: 590

West Jordan, Utah, US

(ROTFL) Rolling on the floor laughing.

Aug 07 07 02:00 pm Link

Photographer

Fab Foto

Posts: 78

Winchester, Virginia, US

wow!  really?  who?  pm me, I might fly up to work with her!

Aug 07 07 02:01 pm Link

Photographer

Full Sun Photography

Posts: 2100

Dickson, Tennessee, US

Christina2 wrote:
LOL that is going to ruin it for the rest of us smile

Oh Shush...I don't think you ever flaked on me....Well , I did forgive you for being sick one time ...

Aug 07 07 02:01 pm Link

Model

Dances with Wolves

Posts: 25108

SHAWNEE ON DELAWARE, Pennsylvania, US

K -- O wrote:

I hope you punched her in the gut

Or at least in the ovaries.

Aug 07 07 02:02 pm Link

Model

N i c o l e- Commercial

Posts: 10668

Lake Forest, Florida, US

d30john wrote:
Recently I had a model show up for a morning shoot with a cup of fresh coffee and a brand muffin for me.  The nerve.

Then one few days ago insist on buying me dinner.

K -- O wrote:

I hope you punched her in the gut

exactly.... i'm tired of these types......

Aug 07 07 02:02 pm Link

Photographer

K -- O

Posts: 1635

Boonsboro, Maryland, US

Daniela V wrote:

Or at least in the ovaries.

That would be rude.

Aug 07 07 02:03 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Bell

Posts: 925

Anaheim, California, US

Tim Hammond wrote:
I don't get it.  I was contacted by a wannabe model on myspace.  Crazy girl wanted to shoot nude and didn't want money. (I know, that should have been my first warning, but I tend to trust people, what can I say?) Anyway, we e-mailed several times, made arrangements.  Wouldn't you know it - SHE SHOWED UP! And on TIME even!  What the hell?!  I don't know where she gets off acting like that!  Then, to top it off, she ticked off every pose I asked for, just like clockwork.

Now I probably shouldn't admit it, but this has happened to me several times, not only with myspace, but with MM models too.  I know, you're probably all asking how many times it takes me to learn my lesson.  I guess I'm just a sucker.  How can I avoid this in the future?

Someone really needs to tell these freaking web models to quit acting like responsible professionals!  Models, take some advice: if you wannabe a web model, you better flake like you mean it.  Otherwise no one will ever take you seriously!  When I go to the web for a model, I expect a flake, and I'm getting really sick of being disappointed.

Myspace owns MM for finding reliable models who actually PAY. Everyone expects TFBullshit on MM or wants to be paid and thats if they dont flake.

Aug 07 07 02:03 pm Link

Photographer

Miguel Book 1

Posts: 1473

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Please stop bashing models

Aug 07 07 02:04 pm Link

Model

Dances with Wolves

Posts: 25108

SHAWNEE ON DELAWARE, Pennsylvania, US

Michael Bell wrote:

Myspace owns MM for finding reliable models who actually PAY. Everyone expects TFBullshit on MM or wants to be paid and thats if they dont flake.

You need to change your name to Eeyore. Or big fucking black raincloud....like dances with wolves or some shit.

Aug 07 07 02:04 pm Link

Model

Xana

Posts: 443

Titusville, Florida, US

Geeze!!!


Maybe i should start flaking too !!
HAa

Aug 07 07 02:05 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Bell

Posts: 925

Anaheim, California, US

Daniela V wrote:
You need to change your name to Eeyore. Or big fucking black raincloud....like dances with wolves or some shit.

Ok, yours can be Sour Grapes.

Aug 07 07 02:06 pm Link

Photographer

BTHPhoto

Posts: 6985

Fairbanks, Alaska, US

Miguel A wrote:
Please stop bashing models

OK, sorry ....  neutral

Aug 07 07 02:06 pm Link

Body Painter

Bodies of Paint

Posts: 962

Garden City South, New York, US

How about those models who call way in advance to cancel a shoot.  Makes me look bad when I have to reschedule a week before a shoot.

Aug 07 07 02:08 pm Link

Photographer

Art Photography Ottawa

Posts: 2648

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

I was here.

Aug 07 07 02:09 pm Link

Photographer

BTHPhoto

Posts: 6985

Fairbanks, Alaska, US

Michael Bell wrote:
Myspace owns MM for finding reliable models who actually PAY. Everyone expects TFBullshit on MM or wants to be paid and thats if they dont flake.

I'm really starting to think you're a bitter man.  This thread was supposed to be fun and, just maybe, make someone feel good.

Edit: (OK, it was also kind of poking fun at all you guys who constantly bitch about models, but that's still a form of fun).

Aug 07 07 02:09 pm Link

Model

Dances with Wolves

Posts: 25108

SHAWNEE ON DELAWARE, Pennsylvania, US

Michael Bell wrote:

Ok, yours can be Sour Grapes.

I'm never sour as you imply. I'm blunt and to the point. You bash models every chance you get and bitch that we all flake and never pay ad naseum.

This is a positive post and you come in here and puke all over it. It's unnecssary.

Aug 07 07 02:10 pm Link

Photographer

R. Cervelli

Posts: 1355

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I know huh.. what really pisses me off is when they book and pay in advance for the MUA and then show up with cash and pay before the shoot. I REALLY can't handle all that.

Aug 07 07 02:13 pm Link

Photographer

H Yulfo

Posts: 167

Providence, Kentucky, US

you guys are hilarious1 loving this thread .. muah ..

Aug 07 07 02:14 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Bell

Posts: 925

Anaheim, California, US

Daniela V wrote:
This is a positive post and you come in here and puke all over it. It's unnecssary.

You mean the way you screwed up the positive thread about what models photographers wanna shoot with just because you werent on any of the lists?

Aug 07 07 02:15 pm Link

Model

Dances with Wolves

Posts: 25108

SHAWNEE ON DELAWARE, Pennsylvania, US

Michael Bell wrote:

You mean the way you screwed up the positive thread about what models photographers wanna shoot with just because you werent on any of the lists?

Dude, I was offering up discussion in Christopher's thread. He even said so.

And I'm confident enough in my work not to worry about which lists I am and am not on. Thanks for your concern though.

Aug 07 07 02:17 pm Link

Photographer

R. Cervelli

Posts: 1355

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Daniela, you are on my list... smile

Back to bashing these freaking reliable models!

Aug 07 07 02:19 pm Link

Photographer

K -- O

Posts: 1635

Boonsboro, Maryland, US

Daniela V wrote:

Dude, I was offering up discussion in Christopher's thread. He even said so.

And I'm confident enough in my work not to worry about which lists I am and am not on. Thanks for your concern though.

Follow that up with a punch in the gut.

Aug 07 07 02:20 pm Link