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Photographer

Bland Lipscomb

Posts: 43

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Shots I hope I never see again:

Model on railroad track

Model with Angel wings

Model sitting on a Toilet

Model with candy or flowers in her crotch

Model with high heel caught in her panties

Model wrapped in yellow Police tape

Model with Butterflies  (My Bad)

Please No More!!!

Feb 25 11 10:02 am Link

Photographer

Kittelsaa Foto

Posts: 618

Trondheim, Sør-Trøndelag, Norway

I'll do them all just to spite you big_smile

Feb 25 11 10:04 am Link

Photographer

Minx & Fox

Posts: 19067

Palm Springs, California, US

*Model with hair bra.

Feb 25 11 10:05 am Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Meta-cliche.

Feb 25 11 10:05 am Link

Artist/Painter

profile removed by site

Posts: 261

San Francisco, California, US

Model with gas-mask?

Model with military dress headgear?

Feb 25 11 10:07 am Link

Model

Big A-Larger Than Life

Posts: 33451

The Woodlands, Texas, US

Model delivering baby with head crowning...

Feb 25 11 10:08 am Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Bland Lipscomb wrote:
Shots I hope I never see again:

Model on railroad track

Model with Angel wings

Model sitting on a Toilet

Model with candy or flowers in her crotch

Model with high heel caught in her panties

Model wrapped in yellow Police tape

Model with Butterflies  (My Bad)

Please No More!!!

puts camera away, retires...

Feb 25 11 10:09 am Link

Photographer

JM Studios

Posts: 5962

Kansas City, Missouri, US

Big A-Larger Than Life wrote:
Model delivering baby with head crowning...

Yeah....I'm so tired of seeing that one!

Feb 25 11 10:10 am Link

Photographer

Tim Little Photography

Posts: 11771

Wilmington, Delaware, US

School Girl outfits, unless the model really does wear the outfit. Also allowed is my own take on the school girl mistiq. I think my Tryptic is clever and unique.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/12235126

Feb 25 11 10:13 am Link

Photographer

Docta Shock Fotografix

Posts: 1806

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

nude models
models with "hand bras"
nude models in nature
models in bikinis
headshots
bodyscapes....

Feb 25 11 10:26 am Link

Photographer

Blue Box Photography

Posts: 1178

Montville, New Jersey, US

Big A-Larger Than Life wrote:
Model delivering baby with head crowning...

Unless baby is swaddled in caution tape.

Feb 25 11 10:28 am Link

Photographer

BYS

Posts: 11614

Paris, Île-de-France, France

threads i ,unfortunatly , will see again  and again
there is no cliches only bad photographers

Feb 25 11 10:29 am Link

Model

Miss AY

Posts: 8166

Bulqizë, Bulqizë, Albania

models blurred poorly in photosh-

oh, whoops. sorry.

Feb 25 11 10:29 am Link

Photographer

Carle Photography

Posts: 9271

Oakland, California, US

Augustine York wrote:
models blurred poorly in photosh-

oh, whoops. sorry.

Feb 25 11 10:30 am Link

Photographer

Dylan White

Posts: 534

Austin, Texas, US

Hhaha oh gosh I couldn't agree more.....although I love the train tracks.

Feb 25 11 10:31 am Link

Photographer

MisterC

Posts: 15162

Portland, Oregon, US

Augustine York wrote:
models blurred poorly in photosh-

Yes!

I would also love not to see lists of cliches.

Feb 25 11 10:32 am Link

Model

Nedah Oyin

Posts: 11826

Chicago, Illinois, US

Docta Shock Photografix wrote:
nude models
models with "hand bras"
nude models in nature
models in bikinis
headshots
bodyscapes....

ummm.. what..?

please let my sarcasm button broken..

Feb 25 11 10:37 am Link

Photographer

Chris Rifkin

Posts: 25581

Tampa, Florida, US

Doesn`t this belong in the top 10 MM rants thread?

Feb 25 11 10:40 am Link

Photographer

Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

I think I'm going to make a set of angel wings out of caution tape.

Just for giggles.

Feb 25 11 10:46 am Link

Photographer

Ken Norcross

Posts: 423

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Bland Lipscomb wrote:
Shots I hope I never see again:

Model on railroad track

Model with Angel wings

Model sitting on a Toilet

Model with candy or flowers in her crotch

Model with high heel caught in her panties

Model wrapped in yellow Police tape

Model with Butterflies  (My Bad)

Please No More!!!

You have just inspired me to shoot the following concept - a model, wearing a caution tape bra and angel wings, sitting on a toilet with candy flowers in her crotch, and her heel caught in her panties...
also, the toilet will be set on some railroad tracks, and surrounded by butterflies.

Feb 25 11 01:35 pm Link

Photographer

barepixels

Posts: 3195

San Diego, California, US

Sigh I have done

Model on railroad track
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/21662880 18+

Model with Angel wings
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/12071972

Model sitting on a Toilet
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/15662601 18+

Is it really that bad?

Feb 25 11 01:45 pm Link

Photographer

EdBPhotography

Posts: 7741

Torrance, California, US

OOH!  Great!  Another anti-cliche thread! 

How original.

Feb 25 11 02:07 pm Link

Photographer

Rebecca Christine

Posts: 7074

London, England, United Kingdom

Models with Angel Wings


Don't watch Victoria Secrets then lol.

Feb 25 11 03:36 pm Link

Photographer

The Camera Schlepper

Posts: 213

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Bland Lipscomb wrote:
Shots I hope I never see again:

Model on railroad track

Model with Angel wings

Model sitting on a Toilet

Model with candy or flowers in her crotch

Model with high heel caught in her panties

Model wrapped in yellow Police tape

Model with Butterflies  (My Bad)

Please No More!!!

Dammit!! There goes my list for upcoming shoots!! Thanks a lot you bastard!!

Feb 25 11 03:46 pm Link

Photographer

The Camera Schlepper

Posts: 213

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Big A-Larger Than Life wrote:
Model delivering baby with head crowning...

Hey, now there's an idea...

Feb 25 11 03:47 pm Link

Photographer

Compass Rose Studios

Posts: 15979

Portland, Oregon, US

Y'know what I'm so tired of? 

Pictures of stuff. 

Taking pictures of people, places and things?  It's been so done to death.   

If I see another picture with stuff in it...I'm gonna scream!

Feb 25 11 03:49 pm Link

Makeup Artist

Monkey

Posts: 12755

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

What a cliche thread.

Feb 25 11 03:51 pm Link

Photographer

picturephoto

Posts: 8687

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Shots I wish I'd never seen in the first place:

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V4w18ZWaPas/SQNEtrlJR_I/AAAAAAAAB28/FQMJsDjil5s/s400/Sarah-Palin-Fashion-02.jpg

Feb 25 11 03:54 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Selective desaturation.

Self-taken cell-phone shots. (The model should hire a photographer to hold the camera.)

Fake tears-sheets.

Tear fake-sheets.

Fake models taking-a-sheet.

Feb 25 11 04:00 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Richard Dubois wrote:
Shots I wish I'd never seen in the first place:

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V4w18ZWaPas/SQNEtrlJR_I/AAAAAAAAB28/FQMJsDjil5s/s400/Sarah-Palin-Fashion-02.jpg

I'm gonna wake up screaming for the next two to three weeks. Thanks.

Feb 25 11 04:01 pm Link

Model

JR Artistic

Posts: 756

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Compass Rose Studios wrote:
Y'know what I'm so tired of? 

Pictures of stuff. 

Taking pictures of people, places and things?  It's been so done to death.   

If I see another picture with stuff in it...I'm gonna scream!

and then start a thread about it! big_smile

Feb 25 11 04:02 pm Link

Photographer

Connor Photography

Posts: 8539

Newark, Delaware, US

barepixels wrote:
Sigh I have done

Model on railroad track
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/21662880 18+

Is it really that bad?

Yours is OK.  DATY is always welcome.  But please try to have a better angle next time. big_smile

Feb 25 11 04:03 pm Link

Photographer

The Camera Schlepper

Posts: 213

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Ken Norcross wrote:

You have just inspired me to shoot the following concept - a model, wearing a caution tape bra and angel wings, sitting on a toilet with candy flowers in her crotch, and her heel caught in her panties...
also, the toilet will be set on some railroad tracks, and surrounded by butterflies.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 25 11 04:05 pm Link

Photographer

Dream-foto

Posts: 4483

Chico, California, US

Add to that girls with guitars and graffiti walls

Feb 25 11 04:06 pm Link

Photographer

Click Hamilton

Posts: 36555

San Diego, California, US

And head shots.

Sheesh, .. everybody does head shots.

... and art nudes. Hundreds of years should be enough of that theme.

Feb 25 11 04:07 pm Link

Photographer

STL-After-Dark

Posts: 4383

Saint Louis, Missouri, US

Anything shot by a models BFF to post on facebook but ended up in her portfolio here instead.

Feb 25 11 04:10 pm Link

Retoucher

ZARIHS RETOUCHER

Posts: 3022

Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland

Model with Angel wings   i will do that trust me and i am serious

Feb 25 11 04:11 pm Link

Photographer

barepixels

Posts: 3195

San Diego, California, US

Feb 25 11 04:11 pm Link

Model

Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

*half naked nuns with drunk priest
*nuns making out with priest
*pregnant nuns
*nuns molesting themselves with rosaries

I'm not even catholic but they are just weird and creepy and not even artistic at all in my opinion

Feb 25 11 04:15 pm Link

Photographer

Light Writer

Posts: 18391

Phoenix, Arizona, US

BellaVita wrote:
*half naked nuns with drunk priest
*nuns making out with priest
*pregnant nuns
*nuns molesting themselves with rosaries

I'm not even catholic but they are just weird and creepy and not even artistic at all in my opinion

You know your browsing history is stored on your computer, don't you?
lol

Feb 25 11 04:18 pm Link